Out in the middle of Nowhere (No, literally...Nowhere is the name of the place), in a cozy little cabin house-thing, the Baggs and their freaky purple dog were doing their normal routine. Muriel was in the kitchen making some vinegar soaked food, Eustace was watching porn on the TV and courage was at the table, awaiting some food.
Eustace walked in, bearing a newspaper. "Stupid dog!" He slapped him with it, knocking him to the ground. "How many times do I have to tell ya, don't sit at the table." Muriel walked over and smacked him on the head with a rolling pin in response to the action. "OW! What'd I do?"
"You were bein' a dick. Now sit down and eat, dear." Muriel went from angry to happy in a flash as she fetched a plate of food for her senile, bald husband.
On the plate was a slab of meat of some sort. Eustace took a bite, only to quickly spit it out...all over Courage. "This tastes like shit!"
"Oh?" Muriel slammed the rolling pin over his head again and watched as he proceeded to eat it against his will. "That's better."
Courage laughed wildly, spewing out the dog food from his larger than possible mouth as he did.
Just then, Iron Man crashed through the window and looked around. "Wow...this place is so tiny..."
"Who the hell are you?" Eustace asked, not afraid at all of the visitor, but the other two shit their pants for sure at the sight of him. "And you're payin' for that window."
"I am Iron Man." Tony Stark aimed his repulsor ray at Eustace...but quickly changed his aim to Muriel and Courage. He blasted the two out another window and snapped. Fred Fredburger ran in and delivered a hamburger to Eustace then ran next to Iron Man. "And here's some real food for you. I'd kill you, but you're so greedy and obnoxious...I'll spare your life. Well, for now, I might get bored someday and come back." He gave a thumbs up to Eustace who was beyond confused. "Later!" Iron Man flew through the roof and away to his next victim.
Fred Fredburger looked at the bowl of dog food and smiled. "Hey, hey mister! Are you going to eat this? It looks yummy! Yes."
