Just a random crazy one-shot I came up with! I love song parodies, and I hope you enjoy this one!
DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT CONDONING DRUG USE! THIS IS PURE HUMOR. ENJOY!
Do you want to build a meth lab?
Come on, let's go get high,
I really need to snort some coke,
It's not a joke,
Otherwise I'll die.
You used to be my dealer, and now you're not
I wish you would tell me why
Do you want to build a meth lab?
It doesn't have to be a meth lab...
Go away, Anna
Okay, bye.
Do you want to build a meth lab?
Or chill at home and smoke some weed?
How about you take a puff,
Just one's enough,
Then pass the blunt to me.
It gets a little lonely,
All these empty kegs,
Just watching the booze go dry...
Elsa?
Please, I know you're in there,
People say you went to jail.
I'm sorry that I snitched on you,
I wasn't trying to,
I'll post your bail.
We only have each other, just me and you
What are we gonna do?
Do you want to build a meth lab...