Chapter 1

"Will you be my girlfriend?"

It was a peaceful day at fairy tail...or so they thought... In this talented and unique guild, flying tables and chairs were non-extinct animals! They soared "gracefully" throughout the guild and nearly killed some of the new members that, somehow, didn't know that they were risking their lives in danger by joining this ever so powerful guild.

The flame brain and ice cube head were being "best buddies" that were helping eachother train...according to Erza. To Natsu and Gray though, it was more like a 'quick stop drop and roll! Erza is shooting daggers at us! Panic! Act like all the burning buildings that Natsu accidentally lit on fire was all a part of training for a fire drill!' type of moment.

"I see that you two are getting along fairly well!" Erza exclaimed, happy that these two idiots are finally getting along. "Do you n-"

"Don't worry fellow allies! Ichiya is here to the rescue!" Na, na, na, na, Ichiya! Played in the background.

"Now stand back and enjoy the wonderful perfume of moi, Ichiya Vondelay Katobuki!" the orange haired, odd looking, mage announced as he flew through the air (with a rope tied around his waist) shooting the fire extinguisher aimlessly everywhere.

He came to a very horrible end to his 'youth' as Titania Erza punched him right smack dab in the gut and sent him flying yelling "Erza-san!" as he drifted off into thin air. A sparkle followed by a "bling!' sound effect came shortly after.

"Don't ruin Gray and Natsu's training time together! They are finally getting along very well so fly off and never come back!" the scarlet haired mage raged after the tiny tiny dot in the sky which is now Ichiya.

'I never knew that we'll actually be grateful to Ichyia for saving us from getting our butts kicked by Titania because of the houses we destroyed...thanks Ichiya, You have lived a great life here, hope you have another great life in heaven.' Gray, and surprisingly Natsu, wept together in harmony while holding their hands in a fist with tears streaming down their cheeks.

'..such a manly way to cry...' Lucy and somehow Elfman thought at the same time.

'Why the heck was Ichiya just here!?' Jellal fumed, anger rising. 'At least he's gone now...'

"Well, that was unexpected...Ichiya just came and went..heh heh ...as they say, you come and go whenever you want! Heh heh." Gray tried saying to break the silence. Realization struck everyone as Gray said that.

"Ichiya!? What the heck!?" Everyone in Fairy Tail erupted into chaos after they realized that , indeed, Ichiya was just here and kicked out by Erza.

"That was a bit of a late reaction..." Lucy said with a water drop rolling down her golden locks. She wondered what was so shocking about Ichiya barging into Fairy Tail and trying to win Erza away from Jellal. "Honestly, idiots these days...why am I the one stuck with them?" the blond celestial mage mumbled while shaking her head in defeat.

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"MEN!" Ichiya yelled flying through the air and magically landing in his guild, Blue Pegusus (Fairy Tail and Blue Pegasus are now really close allies after the Tenroujimma acident and Blue Pegusus moved their guild closer to Fairy Tail during their days of need much to Erza and Jellal's dismay when she found out the news and much to Ichiya's relief.)

"Ichiya, Ichiya, Ichiya... you tried to go and win Erza-san again haven't you?" Hibiki chided at his former role model.

"Ichiya, you need to realize that Erza loves Jellal and you need to move on...like me and Jenny." Hibiki said beaming with pride that he beat his 'senpai' in the contest of finding a girlfriend. (More like Hibiki's win was already set since the beginning of the bet, because Ichyia winning?! Pssh! That's just plain...ugh!)

"Men! Well I'm not going to give up yet! Now then, I'll be going in for a second round try for my beloved Erza-san!" Ichiya exclaimed with pride and love towards the said mage.

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"Achoo!" Erza sneezed and shuddered "Is it just me or is it getting cold in here?" the scarlet haired knight leaned in closer to her marine haired boyfriend.

"No it's not just you Erza," Jellal gently hushed as he stroked her long hair.

'It's definitely not just you, because i sense hatred from that sneeze and breeze...Ichiya...must be him!' Jellal, lost in thought, accidentally tugged on Titania's hair.

"...Jellal?.." erza replied with a killing tone, mixed with kindness. "Eep! This tone is scarier than a normal killing tone...' Jellal prayed for his life.

"Maybe we should go and get you a coat of some sort." Jellal said while rushing to get up. "A-And I'm sorry about the hair, I was thinking about...someone...whom I really want to kill." He quikly apologized, earning a soft smile from his scarlet mage.

"N-No...It's Okay...and I can do it myself.." Erza stuttered with a burning face running to the coat racket to grab her coat. "She's so cute when she's blushing and shy." the tattooed faced man chuckled lightly as he watched his princess titania walk off to the coat hangers.

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Moments later, The parfum loving mage came crashing into the guild...again.

"Erza-san and others! I, the wonderful parfum Ichiya has failed my first attempt, Hibiki even tried to stop me, but, I'm not giving up for my beloved, wonderful smelling, other half that's meant to be! Erza-san, will you be my girlfriend?"

A/N: What will Erza say? O.o I re-wrote this chapter just a tad bit. Will be working on next chapter :3 R&R