Toony Estate Road
Donald's Dreamland, Toontown 77006
July 31, 2011
Nona Seeya
Vanishing Cream, Going Fast!
Loopy Lane
Toontown Central, Toontown 77001
Dear Ms. Nona Seeya:
Upon walking into your establishment my expectations were very high. I have heard beyond excellent reviews of your Vanishing Cream and was super exiliherated to try some. So I quickly fed my doodle and ran into your shop as soon as I heard about your cream. I was welcomed by you, a nice duck who was very respectful, but that was the highlight of the day. You told me the cream would be 700 jellybeans for a month's supply, and the next month would cost ten jellybeans less and so on. So I gave you my beans, and then you told me it would be shipped from Chip 'n Dale's Acorn Acres immediately to my home in Donald's Dreamland. I asked how long it would take, and after a curiously long thought you told me less than a month. I thanked you and left. It has been two months and I have not seen a lick of that cream! You have not been answering my calls or my letters, and I have tried researching your manufacturer, Hilariously Funny Stuff Co., and I didn't find one single thing! Please answer soon, and do not try telling me it vanished in the mail!
Sincerely,
Sheriff Lollipop