Hillary X Trump part 1.
-The election.
-2016
"EMAILS!" Trump yelled as a roaring crowd cheered him on
"Mr. Trump, Isn't it true you are an arrogant sack of shit?"
The crowd gasped
"Mrs. Clinton. That is no way for a president to speak, especially in EMAILS!"
WHOOOOO!
"SHUT UP SEXIST TRUMP MALE!" A angry overweight radical feminist screamed
"Why don't you, you blubbering pig? you look like a human version of a big mac. Hell, they probably made that on Deviantart
or Tumblr."
(Epic roast.)
*gasp* *gasp* *gasp*
"Yeah, don't open your mouth so wide, food could get in and make ya' fatter."
(These "roasts" are cringe.)
TRUMP WINS!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-The white house
-Two hours after the election
(If this story seems rushed, its because I didn't want people to think I'm dead so I rushed this one.)