Disclaimer: After much intensive and costly therapy, we can admit we do not own Pirates of the Caribbean...or Jack "McHottie" Sparrow.
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POTC MUSICAL
Scene 1:
Director: Alright people, places! Now... Our musical is about this person and another person who happens to like another person but the other person can't tell the another person because the person-
Will: I'm afraid you aren't making any sense.
Director: No one asked you. Anyway, has anybody heard of the song, "Stupid Cupid"?
Liz: Are we singing that?
Director: Yes, YOU are. Now, it goes like this... [plays Mandy Moore version, as played in the Soundtrack Princess Diaries, which I hope and assume you've already watched and heard the song. If not, well, you may want to listen to it. Also, let's be glad that they're all drunk, although Liz and WIll are sober enough. Jack, well, he's drunk. totally. Maybe we get to see him strip. .. DId i say that? NO I DIDN'T. [awkward silence err... okay.
Liz: Alright then. What's our story?
Director: Oh.. You guys just randomly sing songs and we'll see if people could imagine you guys singing the EXACT song... I'll describe to them what you guys are supposed to be doing, and they'll watch it in their heads. Is that fair[turns to audience, and smiles sweetly alrighty then. Oh, and there never really was a story. I just like confusing people.
Liz, you start. Here... [hands her copy
Liz[wearing a school uniform Stupid Cupid you're a real mean guy
I'd like to clip your wings so you can't fly
I am in love and it's a crying shame
And I know that you're the one to blame
Hey hey set me free
Stupid Cupid stop picking on me
Director: ALright. That... looked. real. weird. Let's try another one.. Okay Will. yours is "This Love", by Maroon 5. Inspired by a fanfiction I read about you guys finally immortal. anyway-
Jack: We get to be immortal? We finally reach the fountain of youth and we ARE immortal?
Director: In the particular story, sort of. ANyway-
Jack: Well... I suspect that I finally have the pearl then, right?
Director: Not quite. Well-
Jack: What?!
Director: I'll give the site address next time, alright? here.. Will... [plays music, and gives will copy of lyrics Well, let's try it.
Will[wears a leather Jacket, black shirt, jeans, and sun glasses to match. Oh, and hair in a ponytail
I was so high I did not recognize
The fire burning in her eyes
The chaos that controlled my mind
Whispered goodbye and she got on a plane
Never to return again
But always in my heart
This love has taken its toll on me
She said goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice cause I wont say goodbye anymore
Director: The song could work, but the outfit doesn't. Who picked that horrible thing off the rack for you?
Will: But Jack said it looked- JACK[stalks off to find Jack
Director: JACK[Jack walks over once Will is out of the room, still looking for him This is your song... actually, I want you to dance to the song, "Sexyback", while singing it, savvy?
Jack: OI! Only I could use that word in this silly little post of yours.
Director: Yeah... sure. whatever. Alrighty then... [plays instrumental to which Jack would sing
Jack[wearing... retaining the dreadlocks but dressed like this (http://121(dot)photobucket(dot)com/albums/b298/pinkdiva71803/POTC/sweeney0073(dot)jpg) dances, and sings, and strips. yeah, strips. he's drunk, remember?
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
Take 'em to the bridge
Dirty babe
You see the shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
Take 'em to the chorus
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
(6x)
Get your sexy on
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast
Take 'em to the bridge
I'm bringing sexy back
You watch how I attack
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact
Take 'em to the chorus
(Chorus)
Will: YOU LET HIM FINISH IT and we CAN'T?!
Director[sighs happily But he's so hot... I can't stop drooling at his... yumminess. Oh, by the way people, he never got around to removing his... under...clothes. He collapsed right after the song number.
Will[face disgusted
Director: Oh stop that Will. It's not like you didn't find him attractive.
Will[reddens Those insults are for Beckett!
Director: But it works on you. At times anyway.
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A/N: So...cue applause or boos? Let us know! If you've got any ideas for a song, just let us know! We're always looking for more ideas :D