Chapter One: Vanuatu

Well it's certainly been a long time now hasn't it! This chapter will be started by yours truly Pinkpokegal. Hetalia doesn't belong to me or Chesiregirl (If it did you really think we'd be writing fanfics about it?) Vanuatu belongs to me and Maldives, Sri Lanka, and India belong to Chesiregirl.

A young woman in business attire followed her two brothers through the hallways of the building.

"Now try to be tolerant of America, he's not the brightest bulb on the chandelier." England told her

"You don't have to say anything, Petit soeur*. Just sit quietly, listen to te moron, and look cute, d'accord*?" France added

"All right, all right, I get it. I'm not five anymore you two, I know to behave at a meeting." She told them

"Vanuatu how did you get to be so mature, America turned out so….stupid." England asked her

"That's because you suck at parenting." France answered for him

"Now see here, you flamboyant whore!"

"Who are you calling a whore?"

Vanuatu smiled, they fought so much. It was a wonder she'd turned out normal seeing as these two where the only parental figures she'd ever had. It reminded her of when they found her.

Fifteen years earlier~

A little girl of five was walking about the streets of Paris not sure of where to go. She looked at the people around her. None of them looked like her; they where all fair skinned and had light hair. She had dark skin and long black hair.

She called for her mother again to which had no response. She had tried asking a lady if she'd seen her mother but she had replied back in a language she didn't understand.

Meanwhile England grumbled as he got lead by France around his city, He hated France yet here he was. They where arguing over where to eat when they spotted the young girl who seemed lost and out of place.

"Ello' there little girl, what's your name?"

"Vanuatu." She told him

"She's so cute!" France gushed picking the small girl up into his arms "Where's your mother little one?"

"I don't know."

With that the countries went on a search for the girl's parents, but turned up empty handed.

"That's ok; you can stay at my house." France told her

"Oh no you don't, I'm not allowing a young girl of her age to stay with you. She'll stay with me."

And so the man with the giant eyebrows went into an argument with the long haired man. ~

"Vanuatu? You seem distracted." France broke her thoughts

"Huh? Oh it's nothing, I just remembered something."

"Well now isn't the time to loose your head, dear. We're in the middle of another world war." England said

~oOo~

Vanuatu sighed, she had gotten dressed up for this? It didn't seem worth it. Upon walking in she saw America excitedly telling something to China. He stopped turning to the new arrivals,

"Dude, Britain! France! Vanuatu! Yall are like so late!" He exclaimed obnoxiously

"Fashionably late." France corrected

With that the stupidest meeting of all time came to order, America told them all how they'd back him up while he acted as the 'hero'. He just kept going on and on, and she couldn't even say anything since England had left the room to 'Go get something.' And sitting on her other side was Russia, who was staring at China, and obviously didn't want to be bothered. England came back in with a little girl. America stopped

"Who's that?"

"This is Maldives." England told everyone

"I'm a colony!" She beamed

"Right, cool dude." He said and returned to giving us positions. Vanuatu got the job of 'Base' and Maldives was given plane interceptor. After a few more minutes of droning he finished his speech with,

"So whaddya' think?"

Vanuatu raised her hand,

"You with the funny hair!" America said pointing at her referring to her island style hair that was down except for two buns on either side of her head, from these each extended a long braid.

"So what happens if you where to fail?"

The nations face lowered and just as quickly went back to his stupid smile "But I won't fail, cause I'm the Hero!" He responded

"So your plan is to go take down three countries by yourself, with no back up?"

"Yea, dude."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"You just don't get it dude, you're a girl."

She felt her jaw drop and she heard England's little colony gasp, did he REALLY just go there? She couldn't even say anything she just sat there with an angry dumbfounded expression. He started talking to Russia about something and she stood from her seat,

"Now listen to me! Just because-" She stopped upon noticing Russia was sitting on a …person. "Russia why are you sitting on that guy?"

"What?" He asked

"I don't see anyone, Vanuatu" Maldives said

"What do you mean you can't see him, He's blonde and has glasses!"

"America's over there, Vanuatu~aru." China told her

"Canada! Russia, get off of Canada!" France exclaimed in an over dramatic frantic way

Russia shrugged and got another seat, while Canada let out a 'maple' of relief.

"Vanuatu, this is Canada, He's America's brother." France told her

"Hey bro! Didn't see ya there!" America exclaimed

"Why couldn't anyone see him?" She asked him

"It happens a lot, they either think he's America or can't see him."

"Oh, how weird. Anyway, you alright Canada?"

The shy nation looked at her with a timid smile.

"You can see me? Really? That's amazing! Yes, I'm fine."

~oOo~

The meeting ended and everyone was dismissed, England went over to Vanuatu with Maldives in tow.

"Vanuatu, I have a favor to ask you."

"Yes?" She said hesitantly

"Could you take care of Maldives for me? She's a good colony, but I have so many colonies already. Plus I think it'd be better to have her live in hotter climate again."

"England, I don't want to be a baby sitter to a little kid."

"Actually she's a teenager." England told her

Vanuatu looked at Maldives who smiled back at her, she blinked and crouched down to Maldives level

"How old are ya kid?"

"I'm fifteen!" She said happily

She straightened up and looked at the teen. She had dark skin and black hair like her, though her hair wasn't nearly as long as hers and had a thin headband in it. She had the body of a ten year old, she acted like one too. She was clad in an oversized boy's outfit. She looked over at England with a face that said 'You can do better than this.'

"This kinda thing is from malnutrition," England shot her a glare at her subliminal shot at his cooking skills "Why is she wearing boys clothes?"

"I didn't have anything else."

She sighed "I guess it wouldn't hurt to look after her…"

"Yay!" Maldives cheered

"But first let's get you some proper clothes," She told her taking her hand and leading her down the many hallways "Lets see what France has in his closet."

~oOo~

Vanuatu searched through the giant closet searching for something that fit the small girl, coming across a tank top she threw it her way.

"Try that on," She said

"But it doesn't have sleeves." Maldives said holding the shirt up to herself

"So, it's hot at my place."

"I can't have my shoulders showing, or my thighs, and I can't have anything transparent."

Vanuatu looked down at herself, she'd changed out of the business attire and into her normal clothes; which consisted of a white tube top that just covered her bust that had black transparent material that extended from it to about her belly button. With it she wore very short jean shorts and some tall tan army boots. Along with her heavy island jewelry she broke every rule that Maldives had just told her in one outfit.

"I wouldn't be allowed at your place would I?"

"Nope." She said happily

"Hm, let me look in the kid's section. He might have something in there that meets your standards." She said going deeper into the closet and throwing out clothes that she thought would suit her. She tried on an outfit while Vanuatu was fishing for clothes.

"Look, look," she exclaimed and Vanuatu turned to see the young colony in an outfit that was too big for her "It fits perfectly!" She beamed

Vanuatu chuckled "That's too big, try these." She handed her another outfit

"Ok!"

*Petit soeur-Little Sister

*d'accord-Okay

Woot the first chapter is done! I decided to end it here because I can! And that it's 5 pages already XP So Kgeesy is doing the next chapter, which will include Maldives going to live at Vanuatu's place and Maldives' first world meeting :D (Well I think that's what's going down. Knowing her she'll add some more stuff in there too XD)

See ya guys~Pinky