Thought of this so I wrote it down. Gaara was born this way. This is Gaara's story. Enjoy!
I was Born this Way Parody
My momma died when I was young, all because I was born.
I have the power to control the sand, its better now with Shukaku.
They always thought that I must be a freak, or maybe a psycho.
But if they saw me now they would regret it because I'm so epic though!
I am the Kazekage and I rule my own way. I'm on the right path baby I'm the Kazekage.
Don't be a killer just be a ruler. Whether I'm psycho or crazy.
Seeing my friends are helping me through this thing. This crazy thing that we call life.
How am I supposed to rule is what they all say, since they've feared me all my life.
They think they know me but they are dead wrong. They don't even look at me.
But now I'm older and I know more things, so now you will learn to respect me!
I am the Kazekage and all the ladies want me. I'm am the best guy ever because I'm super sexy. Now that you see me now you will respect me and bow I'm on the right path baby I'm th Kazekage!
Hope you enjoyed this little parody. If you have any suggestions pm me and I'll try to get it done for you.