Here it is waffles! It's The three part Epic Sora/Riku fan-fiction story! Featuring all the things we love (and over use) I stories about them: cross-dressing, vampires, and rock bands! Here we go kiddies!

Part one: chapter one, Welcome to Twilight Academy/ Extreme makeover, life edition: Extreme makeover, gender edition

Sora clicked furiously on the computer. He sat in the corner of his blue and black room. The only light source being the LCD screen and the crack of light coming through the door way. Just one month ago, he and his younger brother had moved out of his mother's house, and into his father's old haunt in Twilight town.

"Are the results up yet?" Roxas called from the next room. It was the first time the two would be sleeping in separate places, because his bed has just arrived.

"Yeah! Kinda…" Sora called back, scratching his head.

Roxas entered the room and peered over his brother's shoulder. "Oh, there it is." Sora clicked on a window of already opened E-mail from Twilight Academy. It was one of the top schools in the country, and Sora had always wanted to got there. 'Being able to go there by myself, pay for it myself, and practically get a college education before I'm twenty? That's like thirty kinds of awesome!'

"Congratulations. You've been selected to attend Twilight Academy this fall…"Roxas read aloud, "Roxas Hoshino...Hey! What a sec, where's your name?"

Sora blinked. "I guess I didn't get in…Hold on…they just sent another e-mail…"He opened and read aloud, "Sora Hoshino, We regret to inform you that you were not selected for the upcoming fall semester at Twilight Academy. The last available slots for male students have been closed. If you would like to reapply for…" He stopped reading. "I didn't get in…" He sighed. They had already moved to Twilight town, and the next high school was a ferry ride and a three trains away.

"Hold on a sec…" Roxas nearly sat on his brother and Sora scooted over so he could access the computer. "I'm going on the school's social site. It's like mybook face, but just for Twilight students." Ever since sixth grade, Roxas had taken an interest in hacking. "Let's see…" He pulled up a list of freshmen students. "The last five people were Hayner painer, Pence spence, Rasta Fire, me, and some guy named Riku."

"Riku what?"

"Nothing. Just Riku. Let's look at his page…whoa, someone's a pretty boy. With boring hobbies and money apparently. He's a model/one hit wonder."

Sora sighed and Roxas glared at the screen. "THIS is what they accepted instead of you?! Come on!"

"It's not that bad…" Sora said, putting on a smile, even though his brother knew it was fake. "It's not to late to apply to that other place."

"What?! Noooo! We just moved here, you can't send me to some preppy school filled with kids I don't know. I only signed up for it because you wanted to go there. Besides, I've seen pictures of that other place, it's like a penitentiary or something." He rubbed his chin. "I'll decline and we can both go to the other school."

"That's not fair Roxas. T.A. is a great school, you shouldn't miss out on it."

Roxas crossed his arms. "…..It's not fair…." He pressed the back button twice, and it brought him back to the student list. "Oh…Oh hey!" Sora looked back at the screen. "What is it?"

"There are fifty more slots open…for female students."

Sora gave him a quizzical look, then read the look on Roxas' face. "You mean…Really?"

"Why not? All you gotta do is re-apply. Send another photo, slightly tweak your admissions essay…Leave the rest of the info alone."

"But Roxas, I'm-a-guy. Won't someone think it's weird if Ms. Sora Hoshino shows up in some slacks with spiky hair and a skate board?"

"Dude, you need to watch Host Club."

"What?"

"Please? Could we at least try?"

Sora blinked and tried not to look at those big blue eyes, the same ones he used to get his way all the time. "Aw…Okay. Let's give it a try!"

"Cool! Let's start with that photo! We gotta make you look girly."

Sora groaned. "Can't we just Photoshop something?"

"Naw, It should look good, like you really are a girl…We have to do something with your hair."

Sora affectionately played with his brown spikes. "But I like my video game style hair..."

"So do I, but chicks don't really style it like that…unless they're lesbians (No offense! This is just a opinion of his…if you wanna wear it, go ahead) We have to straighten it a little."

Sora pouted. "Hm…fine."

Ten minutes later Sora squirmed as Roxas lathered his hair with shampoo. It was evening, and the water was cold. When droplets hit his neck, he shivered and whined. "Come on Sora, almost done…" Roxas said, rinsing out the suds. He picked up a comb, "Here's the hard part." Blow dryer and comb in hand he began detangling Sora's locks. The neighbors were beginning to wonder what exactly was going on in the house, because Sora's screams of pain echoed down the block.

"There we go…" Roxas said, brushing Sora's hair.

Sora stared at his reflection. His front bangs were still spiky at his request. A blue headband sat on his head, and the rest of his hair was flat and obedient. "I look like Nancy drew, punk addition."

Roxas chuckled. "Okay. Now put this shirt on."

Sora fingered the fabric. "Isn't this from the first time I did laundry, and did the white clothes plus one red sock?"

"Yup. And it's still bright pink. Now try it own."

Sora began pulling off his shirt.

Roxas sighed. "Careful, you'll mess up your hair. And if this actually works, you're going to have to tell me to leave the room when you change. Act girly."

Sora rolled his eyes and put on the shirt. Roxas held up the camera. "Smile Sora-chan."

Two hours of forgery later, Sora and Roxas were snoozing above the covers on Sora's bed.

Sora awoke in the middle of the night, and found that he was clinging to his little brother. Sighing, he released his grasp and started to pry the blonde's fingers from his shirt. Roxas nuzzled him in his sleep, and Sora blushed. 'We're getting too old for this.' "Roxas…wake up. You gotta go sleep in your bed now." Roxas opened one eye and shut it again. Sora frowned. "Fine, but at least get under the covers."

Roxas smiled and let him go. "It's so cold here…what seaside town gets this cold?"

" I don't know…" Sora got up and shut off the light. "Let's buy some comforters tomorrow." he crawled back into bed.

"Not from that weird Swedish store."

"ZZZZZ."

End of chapter one…of part one…yay…..

In a lot of these generic little fics, Roxas appears as Sora's younger brother, older brother, Twin younger brother, or cousin with the exact same face. I went for younger twin here. Simply because, they're two halves of the same whole. I like older, protective Roxas, but I like older protective Sora and younger possessive Roxas too. Hm, get ready for Kairi, Riku and Axel…Which type of Riku do you prefer? Pervy Riku? Mysterious Riku? Doesn't even know Sora's alive riku? Or maybe……

See you next chapter.