Disclaimer: I own nothing and know nothing about Harry Potter. I apologize for any errors.
Do you want to play some Quidditch?
Come on, let's go outside.
I never see you anymore
Come out the door
You promised, but you lied.
You said we were best buddies.
I guess we're not.
Come out, Ron, let's go have fun.
Do you want to play some Quidditch?
It doesn't have to be with Quidditch?
Ron (spoken): Go away Harry!
OK, bye.
Author's note:
So, what did you think? Should I continue this with more verses? I am planning a series of parodies like this one with other book series/movies/TV shows/etc.