Woot! I'm back!! Anyway, sorry if this is kinda....erm.....screwed up....it IS a soap, though....sorta....
Oy Ashley thanks SOOOO much for the idea!! all hail Ashley HAIL I SAY!!! huzzah
Inuyasha: The Musica—uh...Drama.....
Chapter 1: The baby
Naraku- "CUT!!!"
Alright, that's all for now! I'm not sure if I want to continue this, but I might just for the hell of it....I have too much free time... and yeah...I told you it would be kinda off...Inuyasha- "But I still haven't told Kagome about mine and Kikyo's child!!!"
Kikyo- "WHAT!?!?!?!"
Inuyasha- "Or was it the other way around....?"
Naraku- "Hey...I like that....stick with it Inuyasha!! Ok, Inuyasha: the Drama take 12! ACTION!!!"
Inuyasha- "Kagome, I have to tell you something."
Kagome- "What is it, my love?"
Inuyasha- "I'm pregnant."
All- Blank stares
Kagome- "Uh...you are a guy, right?"
Inuyasha- "Huh? What do you mean by that!?"
Kagome- "Uh....didn't I already talk to you about where babies come from?"
Inuyasha- "So what if I want to have a baby and make it all pretty!? It that so wrong!?" He sits down and begins to sob.
Naraku-"This is great!! I haven't gotten anything this interesting from you guys all week!!"
Kagome- "You're not filming this, are you?"
Naraku- "Of course not—"
Kagome- "Ok, g—"
Naraku- "A director never films his own movies!! I'm just here to take up space!"Miroku- "Hey in my contract it said that I'd be in this. I haven't done anything except stand in front of you wearing spandex since we started this movie!!"
Sango- "You know you like it, Miroku!"
Kagura- "Or maybe it's just you that likes it, Sango!" She starts to laugh.
Sango- "I'll KILL YOU WENCH!!!" She gets on the phone with her agent. "Hey, yeah can you get me the number of that hitman, oh, what was his name? Tim?" She stops to listen to her agent on the other line. "Oh, Benny!! Call him up and give him a picture of Kagura." She hangs up and looks around. "Why are you all staring at me? YOU HEARD NOTHING!!! NOTHING I SAY!!!!"
Shippou- "Hey when can I do my death scene? I've been practicing all day!" He throws a feather boa around his neck. "I also want some candy. ADULT candy, as I am an adult."
Kagome- "Uh, Shippou? You're 7."
Shippou- "SO WHAT!? I'm a star!!! I can be an adult all I want!! So there!! NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!"
Sesshoumaru- "You dolt!!! You stole my boa!!" He grabs it away from Shippou and goes back to his corner. "It's mine...my pwecioussssssss....."
And, as always, REVIEW LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!!! not like it does or anything....¬¬
Ja matta!!
Jenna/mika/jonnass