Disclaimer: Okay so I was watching JONAS last night, did you see the episode??? I loved the episode so much, so I decided to make a SWAC version of it!!! There will be 3 chapters, you know how they have the beginning, middle and then the ending credits and clip right? The first 2 chapters are long so yeah. Okay without further or do, I give you my Sonny with a Chance version of "The Tale of the Haunted Firehouse!" MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Eerie Music)
(Sonny in a red and black robe, sitting on the Prop House couch)
Sonny: (Looks up from book) (British accent) Oh, hello there. I didn't see you come in. I was just reading a ghost story or should I say gory… would you like to hear it? Of corpse you would! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! So now I bring you "The Tale of The So Random Ghost"…
Zora: (Walks in) Sonny, who are you talking to???
Sonny: Nobody…
Tawni: (Walks in) Is that my bath robe?
Sonny: No…
Tawni: Sonny! (Chases her)
Sonny: Enjoy the show! (Runs away)
(Theme Song)
(Sonny and Tawni's Dressing Room)
(Sonny holding two weird beeping objects, on the table is a box full of stuff)
Tawni: What is all this?
Sonny: Ghost tracking equipment, so that I can finally show you guys that we have a ghost!
Tawni: Ghost? Sonny, you wasted your money on this junk?!
Sonny: Well…
Tawni: Well what?!
Sonny: I kind of borrowed some money from your purse…
Tawni: Ugh! Did you at least keep the receipts?
Sonny: Tawni, I'm trying to tell you we have a ghost! It's all right here in this book!
Tawni: (Reads title aloud) Ghost, Ghouls, and Cleanest Ice Cream Parlors of Las Angeles?
Sonny: Yeah, it's kept track of every paranormal event that's happened in Las Angeles! Plus, the greatest ice cream in California!
Tawni: Seriously, where are the receipts? Hand them over!
Sonny: (Walks into Prop House, Tawni follows her) According to this book, Condor Studios is haunted by a ghost named Sarah Crawford, an actress…
Nico: (Playing with one of the beeping objects)
Sonny: (Takes the object out of his hand) That died unexpectedly at the age of 99!
Grady: (Takes night goggles out of the box and puts them on)
Tawni: There's no such thing as ghosts! Grady tell her!
Grady: Wow, you look awesome in night vision Nico! Sonny where'd you get these, I'm never taking them off!
Sonny: Actually, from The Ghost Outlet, check out this GhostCam! (Picks up a camcorder) If there's a ghost in this room, this camera will detect it!
Tawni: That's a regular camera!
Sonny: No, it costs 3 times a regular video camera costs, and it has a little ghost sticker on it!
Grady: Hey Nico, I can see your underwear!
Nico: Those aren't X-Ray goggles!
Grady: No… your pants are riding a little low, my friend.
Nico: (Picks up pants)
Sonny: (walks in a circle taping) Actress Sarah Crawford, you can haunt but you can't hide!
(A/N: SONNY'S TAPING THE WHOLE EPISODE SO DON'T GET CONFUSED, I'LL TELL YOU WHEN SOMEONE ELSE IS TAPING OR SHE STOPS TAPING)
Sonny: (Gasps) Look!
Tawni: What?
Sonny: 5 minutes ago, the TV was on, now it's off! Who could have done that? An irritated ghost perhaps?
Zora: No, I turned it off Sonny.
Sonny: Oh…
Marshall: (Walks in) Hey kids!
Tawni: Marshall, can you please tell Sonny that the studio isn't haunted?
Marshall: What? What happened? Did you see the ghost?
(Eerie music)
Tawni: What did you mean the ghost?
Marshall: Uh, Zora… why don't you go and see if Dave printed out the scripts for next week's show?
Zora: Sure (Turns to camera) BOO! (Leaves)
(Eerie music)
Marshall: (Sits down) Okay look, when Mr. Condor bought this place; there was this legend that some ghost haunted the place…
Sonny: I knew it!
Nico: Why didn't you ever tell us?
Marshall: Well, there's no such thing as ghosts… and I was afraid that she would condemn my soul for eternity if I told on her…
Sonny: It's okay if you're scared… I mean look at me! I'm scared speechless! But, I'm still gonna prove that this place is haunted! With this video camera!
Marshall: (Whispers to Tawni) Isn't that just a regular video camera?
Tawni: Apparently, it's got a ghost sticker on it!
Marshall: Please tell me you save the receipts!
Sonny: The guy said I didn't need any…
Marshall: Okay…
(Eerie music)
(Shows Sonny, Zora, Tawni, Chad, Nico, and Grady running around. They're also wearing black and holding flashlights!)
(Sonny and Tawni's Dressing room)
(Night)
Sonny: Ghost Tracker Sonny here. Reporting live on the dead, from inside my dressing room! The GhostCam shows no signs of ghosts, making our dressing room a ghost free safe zone. Let's keep looking!
(Eerie music while Sonny gets off of couch and walks into Prop House)
Sonny: We'll do a detailed analysis of Zora's vent and check for any ghost droppings…
Zora: (Jumps out of vent) Get out of my face please…
Sonny: All clear!
(Sonny walks over to Nico and Grady)
Sonny: There must be a ghost here, there's no way Nico and Grady could do homework that fast!
Nico: Very funny…
(Knocking on the door)
Sonny: The ghost must be knocking on the front door…
Grady: What kind of lame ghost would knock?
Sonny: Maybe he was raised right!
(Eerie music)
Sonny: When he was alive!
(Knocking a lot)
Sonny: (Opens it) What do you want Chad?
Chad: Well, first things first. Don't you know when someone knocks on the door you answer it?
Tawni: Yes! But, we're hunting for ghosts…
Chad: Oh yeah, Sonny told me all about it…
Sonny: No I didn't!
Tawni: Were you spying on us?!
Chad: No, I have people that spy on you guys for me!
Grady: Whatever…
Chad: So, you finally found out about the ghost of actress Sarah Crawford?
Tawni: You knew?
Chad: Duh! I did a little research; you'll never guess what I found out…
Tawni: There's no such thing as ghosts!
Chad: Ah contraire, my friend. According to this book… (Holds up Ghost, Ghouls, and Cleanest Ice Cream Parlors of Las Angeles)
Sonny: That's the same book I have!
Chad: Ghost Book Warehouse?
Sonny: Lifetime member!
Zora: Why do you read that stuff?
Chad: Well, I need something to do when I can't act or bother you guys.
Nico: Wow…
Chad: Okay, anyway it says that the ghost of actress Sarah Crawford will return to this studio on the 50th anniversary of her death, which is tonight…
Tawni: And I'm guessing it told you when she was going to show up?
Chad: Yes, 9:15ish!
(Eerie music)
Sonny: What time is it now?
Tawni: (Looks at clock) 9:12ish…
(Eerie music)
(rocking chair moves back and forth by itself)
(Sonny screams)
Nico: Maybe the ghost is rocking a baby ghost!
Tawni: Oh come on! The wind obviously blew the rocking chair when we opened the door for Chad!
Zora: Uh Tawni, we don't have a rocking chair. Remember? We through it out after the 2nd Gassie sketch?
(Sonny's about to scream)
Grady: Don't scream, you'll wake up the baby ghost!
(lights go out)
Sonny: Uh, who turned off the lights?
Grady: Go ahead.
(Sonny screams)
Zora: Okay, let's not do anything foolish. I say we… run into Sonny and Tawni's dressing room and hide!
(They run)
(Eerie music)
(Shows Sonny, Zora, Tawni, Chad, Nico, and Grady running around. They're also wearing black and holding flashlights!)
Sonny: Quick grab the Electro Magnetic Field Meter!
Tawni: (Picks up beeping object) Got it!
Chad: Wait, isn't that like a portable GPS?
Tawni: A GPS for ghosts! See, it has a little ghost sticker on it!
Sonny: Oh, now you believe in the ghost stickers?
Tawni: Let's just get this ghost on tape, all right? (Turns it on)
(The thing starts beeping)
Nico: It's tracking something!
Zora: It's tracking the way to the ghost!
GPS: In 8 feet head due east.
Tawni: East, it's that way. (Points to the right)
Grady: I think we should go that way. (Points to the left)
GPS: Head due east.
Sonny: Guys, it wants us to go east!
Grady: I don't think its right!
GPS: This isn't a big dressing room you know! Do you wanna find your ghost or not?!
Zora: Chad, was there any other information on this ghost?
Chad: Yeah. (Picks up book) It says she loved soup and plaid shirts, had a dog named SoupShirts, and is coming back at midnight to take over someone's body!
(They walk into the Hallway)
Sonny: What?! Tawni take the camera!
(They switch and Sonny goes over to Chad)
Sonny: What do you mean, jerkthrob?!
Chad: I'll be offended in the morning, but yeah it says that she will lock someone in the basement, and take over their body so that she act once again! Oh, and she wore a hat and headband. I mean, that's crazy!
Sonny: Then we're okay, we're okay! There's no basement! We're safe!
Tawni: Well, if you see a ghost wearing a hat and headband make sure you run for your life…
GPS: (Beeps) Proceed 10 feet straight ahead.
Nico: 10 feet ahead, that's the cafeteria!
Grady: Yeah, not sure I wanna go in there!
(Wolf howls)
Tawni: I didn't know we had a dog in the studio…
Zora: (Gulps) We don't!
Chad: Do you think it was SoupShirts?!
Sonny: I don't know, but run!
(They run into the cafeteria)
Sonny: (Closes the door behind them) No! The lights are off in the whole building!
Grady: Wait! Do you guys feel that?
Nico: Is it just me, or did it just get really cold in here?!
Zora: Guys look! (holds up a gadget that is a thermometer) The temperature just drop 40 degrees in this room!
Tawni: That means the temperature went from kind of normal to PARANORMAL!
Chad: Tawni, do you remember when Condor Studios have 2 floors?
Tawni: Yeah, that was when we were on the Goody Gang.
Chad: Do you remember what this used to be? (Scared)
Tawni: Yeah, the basement! (Getting scared)
All: The Basement?!
GPS: You have reached your ghostination…
Sonny: its okay guys, just stay calm. If we all stick together, we'll be fine! Here, give me the camera!
(Sonny takes camera)
Grady: Good idea, right Tawni?
(No answer)
Grady: Tawni?!
(Sonny walks around the whole room, no Tawni!)
Grady: Tawni?!
Zora: Tawni?!
Chad: She's gone!
(Eerie Music)
(Doors lock)
(They all run over to the door)
(They bang and push on it)
Nico: We're locked in!
Grady: No!
Chad: Keep pushing!
Zora: Come on!
Sonny: (Screams)
Zora: Sorry, the thermometer is kind of pointy…
Sonny: Get us out of here!
(They start to bang on the door again)
(Back to Sonny sitting on the Prop House couch with her book and bath robe on)
Sonny: (Looks up from book) (British Accent) What will become of Tawni? Will she find the ghost? Will I ever stop talking like this? (Shrugs) Stay tune!