What does Coco look like…?

The thought had crossed Fox's mind multiple times before. He had no need to ask what Velvet or Yatsuhashi looked like because he already knew. Not too long after they first met, he asked to 'feel' their faces to get an idea of their appearance, and they let him with no problem(Though Velvet's turn led to some humorous results when he started petting her ears).

However, something about Coco put him off from asking to touch her face. Maybe it was intimidation, maybe shyness, maybe he didn't want a kick in the groin as a response, though that didn't seem very likely. Point was; Fox didn't know his leader/partner/friend's appearance, and the thought upset him. So one day, during class, he made a decision.

That's it. I'm going to ask her today.

As Fox's thoughts coursed through multiple scenarios of how he'd ask his leader, Oobleck took notice of the spaced-out expression on his face.

"Mr. Fox! Please tell us how the advancement of General Jak's forces lost him the fight of the Villean Plains!"

The class stared silently at the blind hunter, who didn't need sight to feel over thirty pairs of eyes on him. The thought of touching Coco(Whoawhat)had distracted him from the doctor's lecture, and now he was paying the price.

If only he was as receptive in class as he was in battle...Life would be SO much easier. But life wasn't fair, and life also loved to smack people around. Fox had the scars to prove it. Fortunately, he wouldn't be getting any more out of this situation.

"Uhhh...They all tripped and fell on their own spears?"

Everyone laughed. Oobleck, however, sighed.

"Nice try, but it looks like you're the one that tripped up today. Please pay more attention next time."

"Sorry, Professor. Won't happen again," Fox hastily replied, grateful that he didn't get detention just for thinking about Coco.

"Fox?"

The familiar voice immediately brought Fox's attention, who turned around to face his team mate. "Oh, hey, Velvet."

The Faunus seemed worried, her eyebrows scrunched together and lips pursed to form a frown. "I've noticed you've been looking worried lately. Is something the matter?"

Fox didn't realize how obvious he must of been for Velvet to catch on to his problem so quickly. "Umm…" Surely, he could trust Velvet with this issue, right?

"I've...You're not exactly wrong. It's just…"

Velvet was patient, watching Fox as he took the time to gather his words.

"...It's just that I've been wondering how I should touch Coco."

If Fox saw Velvet's blush, he would've immediately screamed, "NOT LIKE THAT."

"O-Oh…!" Velvet stuttered, unsure of how she should react.

"Yeah…" Fox scratched the back of his head, unaware of the shitstorm he was heading in to. "Do you...see the trouble I'm having?"

"Err...Yes, I see, but…" At this point, Velvet was at a loss of words. Snapping her eyes shut, she shook her head furiously. "I'm sorry! I just don't think I can help you with that..."

Fox sighed. Of course, it's not like Velvet ever had to touch someone's face. "It's fine, it's a problem I can probably fix on my own anyway…"

Something about that statement piqued Velvet's interest. "...Problem?"

"Huh?" Fox asked, before realizing what she said. He nodded, "Yeah, pro-...Wait a second…."

His eyes narrowed, and Velvet's eyes widened. At that moment, they both realized what the other was probably thinking, and Velvet was embarrassed. Fox, however…

"...What'd you think I was talking about?" His voice was dangerously low. He'd never intentionally hurt a friend, but that fact didn't stop him from frightening the shy Faunus.

"I-...Please don't be angry, but I thought you were talking about s-"

"...You have a four?" Peter asked.

Ozpin smiled. "Go fish. Do you have a-"

"GOD DAMN IT, VELVET!"

"...Go fish." Peter muttered.

"What in the name of Dust was that…?" Glynda muttered, taking her eyes off her cards to look out the window.

"The slowly rising sails of a new ship." Ozpin said casually.

"Ozpin, no."

Velvet had ran after that, and Fox was left steaming in the hallway from more than one emotion. He was walking around the dorm building, trying to shake off the intense feelings that churned in his stomach. The nerve…! What-I-What I said was...Why would she even thi-

Fox came to an abrupt stop, having bumped in to someone. The stranger fell backward, giving a surprised "Oof!"

The collision snapped him out of his daze, and he frowned. "Shoot-Sorry about that!" He held out a hand, and the other took it and pulled themself up.

"Maybe this is a bad joke, but I didn't think you were THAT blind."

Fox frowned. Of course. Of all people to bump in to, it was-

"Sorry, Coco."

"No problem, Fox." He could hear the smile in her voice. "Now if you don't mind, I'm headin' back to bed. G'night, Fox." With a pat on the shoulder, Coco passed him, and Fox was left alone, biting his lip in frustration.

"Hey...Coco!" The words were out before he knew it, and although feelings of regret immediately came to him, he brushed them aside. It was now or never.

Coco stopped immediately. His desperate tone worried her, but she put on the tough girl act for him. Turning to face him, she put on a smile. "What's up, Fox?"
"Uhh…"

And there went his calm demeanor right out the window.

Coco was now confused. Was Fox...blushing? The leader was thinking that he might have gone to her for romance advice. She was good with fashion, but she wasn't an expert at love! It flattered her, though.

...Then again, Fox wasn't the kind of person that went to people for advice. So what was it he wanted?

"Well, I was wondering if I could…touch you?"

"..."

"..."

Both of them were blushing. However, Coco decided to take it in stride. She knew immediately that that couldn't of possibly been what Fox meant. That didn't mean she wasn't going to have some fun screwing around with him, though.

With a flattered tone, she placed a hand on her chest, and said in as sultry a tone as possible, "Wow, Fox. Didn't think you were THAT bold…"

"WH-NO!" WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP THINKING THAT. He screamed inside his head.

"It's fine!" She raised her hands, smiling. "I'm heading to bed anyway, there's enough room for the bo-"

"NO. STOP. BAD." Fox shouted, gritting his teeth. To his frustration, Coco laughed, and he suddenly found himself being dragged across the hall. "Hey, what're-?!"

"I know what's going on, no need to worry. C'mon, I was waiting for my turn!"

"H-Hey, wait!"

"So...You were waiting for me to touch you?" Fox blurted, surprised that Coco was actually looking forward to this.

She smiled, crossing her arms as she said with a playful tone, "Of course! It's not everyday you get to have some fun with a hot guy, you know."

"I THOUGHT YOU AGREED NOT TO SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!" Fox shouted again, irritated beyond measure. He could feel Coco's cheeky grin.

"Okay, that's it!"

Without even thinking, he reached forward towards her cheeks to pull them apart.

His hands glided over something...soft, but also fuzzy. On instinct and confusion, he lightly tightened his hands, and the strange object that were not her cheeks molded to fit the shape his hands were forcing on it. Coco let out a sudden gasp. With a startled thought, Fox deadpanned.

"I'm touching your boobs, aren't I?"

"Please, go ahead.~"

Fox could only imagine how red the blush on his face was. He did, however, could imagine the amused smile that was currently on his friends face. "Hehe…" She giggled.

"...I am so sorry."

"I'm not. C'mon, don't stop now!"

Fox wasn't seen again for the rest of the day.

Hohoho! I'm back, everyone! Sorry I haven't been working on Ragekong or Jaune Arcs Revolution, but I've been busy. In fact, I've been writing another au idea, which is in a nutshell, a Sonic-world-esque RWBY verse. I hope it interests you guys, Im writing an interest check soon. It'll start with Sonics story in Sonic Adventure, except with a character parallel from RWBY. Who? ...It's pretty obvious, actually.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed! Leave reviews, and some tips on how to make my fics more humorous. Have a good night, everybody!

And here're some small quick 'omakes'

"Hey, Fox!"

Fox yelped when he felt a hand on his rear.

"That's payback!"

...This is going to be a thing, isn't it?

"I'm not even sure these pants are my size…"

"They look pretty fine to me. Definitely make this stand out."

Fox growled at the uninvited contact.

"Nice hustle, Fox. Good job!"

"...You've got to stop doing this."

"You seem to have an attraction towards our leader…"

Fox stared at his friend Yatsuhashi, unaware of the light pink on his cheeks that betrayed his next words.

"I-I do not!" He yelped, crossing his arms and turning away.

"I suppose you're right." Yatsuhashi said, a thoughtful frown on his face. Fox sighed in relief. Already too many people knew-thought, thought, that he liked Coco. Sure, she was nice. Sure, she was beautiful. Sure, her voice attracted him like the slight drip of choco-

Okay, nope. No matter how much he thought Coco was hot, he would NOT succumb to instinct. Bad thoughts, bad thoughts! He scolded himself.

Then he remembered Yatsuhashi was still there, and he was observing him curiously.

"Perhaps the more accurate term is...You're totes crushing on her."

"GOD DAMN IT, YATSUHASHI!"