Title: Little Sod

Category: Phoenix Wright

Genre: Humor

Rating: T

Summary: Miles Edgeworth has to sit a test when something happens to Von Karma. One-shot – incredibly random.

Disclaimer: I do not Phoenix Wright or any of it's characters. I only own this story.

Miles Edgeworth, aged 15, scratched away at the papers with his pencil as he sat his science test in silence. He fidgeted slightly at Manfred Von Karma's intense stare, but kept his head down keeping most of his attention on the task at hand, promising not to get distracted by anything.

"Cough, cough!"

Miles froze at the sound of the older man's violent coughing that soon became choking, his eyes widened.

He couldn't move …

He couldn't speak …

He heard equipment clatter to the floor, paper catching in the air, and then silence.

It was then Miles felt he could do something.

Ever so slowly, cautiously, Miles lifted his head away from the paper and met the beady, angry gaze that is Manfred Von Karma.

"Little Sod!" his face had gone bright red in anger, "You were going to let me choke to death!"

An well-trained innocent look crossed Miles' face. "Sorry sir, but you said, 'no matter what, do not get distracted'."

His smart ass answer was replied to by a glare.