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A man on a buisness trip just entered the Klutz hotel. He was a cardiologist in town for a meeting.
"Hello, welcome to the Klutz hotel. How may I help you?" the mother asked.
"Yes, I had a reservation for Smith, Robert Smith," the man said.
"Oh, yes, let me get my son to help you. Son," Mrs. Klutz yelled. Her song ran over, but tripped, fell on the desk, and the vase fell, and smashed into a lot of pieces.
"Not a problem," her son said. He walked up to Mr. Smith. "Here's the card key to your room," he said.
"This card's broken," Mr. Smith said.
"Not a problem," Mrs. Klutz's son said.
"Yes, it is a problem. I can't get into my room," Mr. Smith said.
"OK, I'll get my sister. Sis," he yelled. Mrs. Klutz's daughter appeared.
"Hey," she said. "What's up?" she asked.
"He needs a new card key," her brother said.
"Not a problem," she said, and she went to go get a new one. Then, a newly married couple came in through the door.
"Hi, we reserved a honeymoon suite here for the Links," the groom said.
"Oh, OK. Hold on, here's your card," Mrs. Klutz said, handing the couple their card. Then, Mrs. Klutz's daughter came in.
"Oh, your dress is so pretty, can I touch it?" she asked.
"Sure," the bride said. But, when she was about to touch it, she ripped the bride's wedding dress. But then, she slipped and accidentally kissed the groom.
"Brian, you said your heart belonged to me," the bride screamed.
"Now, Kelly, it's not what it looks like," Brian said.
"Save it, we're through. And I thought we were the perfect couple," Kelly shouted, and she ran out of the hotel crying.
"My wife just left me," Brian said.
"Not a problem," Mrs. Klutz said.
"Yes, it's a big problem," Brian said. "I dressed up for the occasion. I spent $2000 just for the service. And $5000 for the reception. It's a disaster," Brian said.
"Mr. Smith, I got your card, but I had to glue it together, because it broke," Mrs. Klutze's daughter said.
"This card is warm," Mr. Smith said.
"That's because I broke the steam pipe to dry the glue," Mrs. Klutz's daughter said. Then, the hotel began to shake, and it collapsed.
"We're all going to die," Brian screamed.
"Not a problem," the Klutz family said.