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Authors Note: I don't normally write comedies but I was bored and I wanted to see how using my kindle to do all this worked. Please review if you can! (8
(McCoy's team had just lost.)
McCoy: Ah, MYYEEAAAN!
McCoy: I hate you Spock.
(Spock is not listening.)
McCoy: You suck, Spock. I hope you die soon and... Umprosper...
(Spock glances a little, a hint of irritation.)
McCoy: You're boring, Spock. Hell, Even your name is. I'll bet you'd be the first to die on ' Game Of Thrones' or, better yet, some corny sitcom.
Spock: I do not understand those references. However, Doctor, you are clearly upset with me. What have I done to elicit such emotions?
McCoy: You're a douchebag, that's what, ya douchebag. You resemble a rubber duck filled with squirrels nuts.
Spock: I fail to underst- Oh screw it. Screw your ass, McCoy, I am not a cook!
McCoy: It's crook, ya stupid meany, jerky!
Spock: Shut up!
McCoy: You know what, Spock? You're a jerky guy- you are beef jerky!
Spock: Leave me alone!
(Spock cries)
McCoy: No, ya mean old...penis!
Spock: BALLS!
McCoy: B-Bobby?
Spock: Who is Bobby? Are you okay Doctor? You look like you've seen a moose.
McCoy: Never mind who Bobby is and GHOST, Not moose. ya jackass!
Sulu: Why are you bros name-calling all of a sudden? Why is Spock so emotional all of a sudden? Where am I?
Spock: Name calling? You mean like if I began yelling: JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMM!
Jim: Spock! SULU! Stop asking questions, or I'll have you placed back in the red shirt group.
Sulu: Y-yes, sir. Of course.
Spock: Of course, captan.
(Sulu and Spock gulp)
OHNOOHMYGOODNESSAEARTHQUACKQUAEARTHQUAKEHOOOOLYCRAAPEARTHQUAKE!
KABOOM.
FIN
Anyone who recognized a reference from any T.V. shows gets pie.