Why is Relena so Mad??

Disclaimer: I don't own GW or any of it's charas. Even though I wish I did, I really don't. -__-;; pooey.

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Relena: So tell me again why it's gone?!

Heero: Um.. it was Wufei's fault.

Wufei: My fault?! It was that long-haired wussy excuse for a man that slipped the alchohol in my drink!

Relena: ::growls:: Why don't you all tell me ONE AT A TIME!

Wufei: I'll go first. ::glares at Duo:: I was reading up on the meaning of life when that no-good, two-timing,

Duo: -You grabbed my drink instead of your own and ran off with it when I was in the other room with Quatre!

Heero: ::whispers to Quatre:: What were you guys doing in the other room?

Trowa: o.o;; ...

Quatre: ::drools slightly; doesn't even come to the realization that he's being talked to::

Heero: e.e;

Relena: . why don't we get back on track here, ok?

Duo: Anyway, after he took off with my wine cooler and got drunk-

Wufei: -slipped it into my drink.

Duo: DID NOT!

Heero: I found Wufei drawing pink hearts on Nataku when he jumped into his Gundam and took off, screaming "INJUSTICE!"

Quatre: ::eyes glaze over as he plays with the buggies on the ground:: Heh... you sounded like Wufei just now!

Wufei: I do not remember any of this, as I was innocently intoxicated by HIM! ::points a finger at Duo::

Duo: ::glares::

Heero: I had an idea of what was wrong with Wufei, because he only draws hearts like that when he's drunk. Knowing the trouble he could cause, I ran to retreive Winner; we accidentally swapped Gundams, and the Wing Zero drove Winner crazy. He then resumed chasing me around trying to kill me.

Wufei: Feeling talkative today, Heero?

Quatre: ::makes boom sounds, squashes the bugs and laughs manically:: KILL 'EM DEAD! ^.^

Trowa: ::pats Quatre on the shoulder:: It's ok.

Duo: Hey Trowa, where were you the whole time, huh?

Trowa: Me? I was practicing for my new act with Catherine.

All: ah...

Trowa: ... -.-;;

Wufei: THIS IS RIDICULOUS! INJUSTICE! NATAKU!

Trowa: Shut-up, Chang.

Wufei: ::throws death glares at Trowa::

Heero: Anyway, as I was trying to escape the wrath of my now-crazy colleague, I was also trying to stop the "innocently intoxicated" Wufei.

Wufei: Anything I did I am not responsible for; I have a major hangover.

Duo: Off of winecoolers?!

Wufei: ::blushes:: I'm a lightweight, so what?

Duo: ::does his lil' donkey laugh and doubles over::

Relena: -.-* Come on, I don't have all day. I need to get out of here before my dad finds out!

Heero: Anyway, I felt that the only way to stop them both was to shoot them down. Fast. So I shot homing missles at both of them.

Duo: Problem is, they were both in front of the mansion, both saw it coming, and both hopped out of the way before they could get hit.

Pilots: And that's why your mansion blew up.

Relena: ::sweat-drops:: Well, I hope you guys can come up with a better story than that...

Heero: That's the truth!

Duo: Yeah! I even remember screaming "Holy Crap!" after seeing your house blow up.

Quatre: Crap doesn't have holes... my head hurts! (.)

Trowa: I wasn't even there...

Wufei: I cannot be held resposible, as I was held victim to Duo!

Duo: . That's it!

Quatre: Ooh... they go boom!

Meikijo: I'd like to keep this at a good rating so...

~Owari~



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