Legend foretells of many heroes wearing green, fighting to protect the world from the darkest of evils. They slay their enemies mercilessly, battling to defend the innocent. They are chosen by the Goddesses, they are the wielders of the great Master Sword, they are...

"Ah, who be the fairest of all the Links?" Before awaiting his answer T.P. Link declared himself. "Of course it is me! I was the first to the beautifully crafted with the amazing graphics!"

W.W. Link raised his hand in protest but the sudden dark look on T.P. Link's expression made him withdraw in fear. Many of the Links rolled their eyes as T.P. Link continued to gaze at himself in the full-length mirror.

"You know, I wonder where O.o.T. Link went? I haven't seen him for a couple of years," M.M. Link mentioned.

"Fear not, my brothers!" Everybody's heads snapped towards the door as a 3D O.o.T. Link stepped into the room.

"What the?!" T.P. Link was horrified at the sudden appearance of his rival. "What happened to you?!"

"You can't be O.o.T. Link! Your design looks way too good!" W.W. Link said, while everyone else nodded their heads in agreement.

"Nope, I am the original! Don't even question me," the 3D O.o.T. Link assured them. "I just...went through some changes ever since the Nintendo 3DS."

"Hey, why does your sword have bloodstains on it?" M.M. Link asked, looking closely at the sword's hilt.

"No reason!" the 3D Link quickly said, shuffling away from the curious gaze.

"I wonder where that horrible smell is coming from?" Saria said.

"I think it's coming from Link's treehouse!" A fellow Kokiri replied, covering her nose from the horried stench.

When the two Kokiri children climbed the ladder and entered the home, they opened the closet and a body fell out onto the floor. The two girls screamed in fear.

"Someone murdered O.o.T. Link!" Saria cried out.

"Who would do such a thing!"

"I bet Ganondorf has something to do with this!"

O.o.T. Ganondorf choked on his glass of wine after taking a sip. Zant quickly patted the Gerudo's back until he stopped coughing.

"Are you all right?" Vaati asked from across the bar table.

"For some reason I feel like somebody is blaming me for something I never did," he replied. "And the wierd part is it's something I was trying to do in the first place."

"Anyways, I am the original O.o.T. Link, so stop asking stupid questions!"

"Hey, is this the meeting with all of the Links?" Everybody looked back at the doorway again, seeing another figure clad in green enter the room.

"Whoa, we don't allow cosplayers into here. Especially when it's a girl dressing up as one of us!" T.P. Link said defensively.

"Well, I'm new here..." S.S. Link mumbled.

"Holy hell! You're the new guy?!" M.M. Link shouted.

"There's a new guy?" 3D O.o.T. Link said.

"That's a guy?!" T.P. asked, pointing at the Skyward Sword Link.

"Oh god! It's horrifying!" S.T. Link shrieked.

"Oh shut up!" W.W. Link snapped at the Spirit Tracks Link. "No one likes your game!"

S.S. Link blushed at T.P. Link's accusation. "Please! I am a boy! Believe me!"

"Trust me when I say this but your graphic design betrays you," M.M. Link said. "I would hate to see what other guys that came from your game."

"Hey, is that the new exotic dancer Telma hired?" Zant asked, pointing at Ghirahim who just entered the bar.

"Oh god, I hope so," Vaati murmured.

Yes! The first of the foretold sequel to Zelda Mini Madness. I hope you enjoyed it! Once again, if any new readers don't know about Zelda Mini Madness I will mention this: These are not meant to be long, that they are supposed to be humorous short pieces of writing. I am always looking for new ideas so if you have any feel free to share.

I do have one question for you who have read Zelda Mini Madness. Did you enjoy the 'home' of the characters or would you prefer the 'skits' to be in actual places of the games? Or do you think I should just do both like I did before?

-Quin