I don't own slayers or anything. Based on a true story. Shows a darker and tad bit smarter side of Gourry.
Slayers Maths by Cyee
The group arrives in maths and sits at the table. Everyone takes out their stuff. It's maths. The subject of bludging 'cause we are smart (minus Gourry). We play tricks on people, play games during class, pass notes around, stuff like that…
Gourry: Okay. Where's my pencil case?
Everyone: * giggle! *
Amelia: I'm serious. I don't know where it is. Ignore my laughter. *giggle*
Xellos: Heehee!
Gourry: Lina has it doesn't she?
Amelia: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Lina: And neither do you Gourry!
Gourry: Please I need my pencil case now.
Amelia: But I don't have it! Maybe you left it at home. I'd give the pencil case to you now if I had it or knew who had it.
Gourry: No, I had it in drama and I took it out at the beginning of maths.
Amelia: (under breath) Diseased pencil case…
Gourry: Huh? Where is it?
Someone: I know!
Gourry: Tell me! Please!
Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Gourry: Please, please, please!!!
Amelia: I swear! I have no idea! I totally haven't got a clue!!
Gourry: Lina, where the f*** is my pencil case.
Lina: Don't swear to ladies.
Gourry: Okay. Where the f*** is my pencil case?
Lina: That better not be an 'o' (Gourry's bad writing makes the 'e' look like an 'o').
Gourry: I never thought of that. Okay. Whore, where the f*** is my pencil case.
Lina: They do say that men who get possessive have tiny nongs.
Gourry: I don't care at least I wont die from a STD you whore.
Someone: Yeah, it'll be AIDS infected by your gay lover.
Lina: Gay is okay. And I'm not a slut. You are suffering from a complex. It is to do with your lack of authority over a female brought on by immaturity. HOMOPHOBE!!!
Gourry: I am not a f***ing homophobe you f***ing whore. If you want to be gay its your own choice. All I f***ing want is my f***ing pencil case back!
Amelia: SHE DOESN'T KNOW OR HAVE IT! Why would she tell you, after that outburst!
Gourry: Because if she wants me to stop f***ing swearing at her because she wants to be a lady she'll have to be nice plus it is the right thing to do.
Lina: I don't have it you Neanderthal!
Gourry: I know that but you know where it is and you won't tell because you're a bitch whore!
Lina: Pity…whores don't tell do they?
Gourry: Why wont you tell me where it is? Please. I've tried to be nice to you but you're just a bitch. Okay I cant be nice to people who aren't nice to me.
Lina: Hmmm…that would have been hard considering I didn't know where it was.
Gourry: It's not even that. I hate all you f***s except Zel. You all make fun of me; you were mean, and then you LINA, lied about knowing where it was, plus the fact that you are always mean to me. You say its because you're my friend, but friends aren't mean all the time.
Lina: Whores don't care.
Gourry rummages around in his bag and pulls out *drum roll* his pencil case. Everyone has one of those giant sweat drops. Zelgadis and Amelia still do their work. Someone draws stupid faces on Gourry's book. Xellos giggles evilly and Lina just doesn't talk to him.
Gourry: I am so very, very sorry. I will promise to try to be nice. You don't have to tell me where my pencil case is. Sorry…
Lina: That's $60 for the S+M sweet heart.
Gourry: I take it all back. You are a f***ing bitch.
Xellos: (Its recess. Heehee. I have just totally pissed off two of my friends. Not good.) *giggle*
Slayers Maths by Cyee
The group arrives in maths and sits at the table. Everyone takes out their stuff. It's maths. The subject of bludging 'cause we are smart (minus Gourry). We play tricks on people, play games during class, pass notes around, stuff like that…
Gourry: Okay. Where's my pencil case?
Everyone: * giggle! *
Amelia: I'm serious. I don't know where it is. Ignore my laughter. *giggle*
Xellos: Heehee!
Gourry: Lina has it doesn't she?
Amelia: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Lina: And neither do you Gourry!
Gourry: Please I need my pencil case now.
Amelia: But I don't have it! Maybe you left it at home. I'd give the pencil case to you now if I had it or knew who had it.
Gourry: No, I had it in drama and I took it out at the beginning of maths.
Amelia: (under breath) Diseased pencil case…
Gourry: Huh? Where is it?
Someone: I know!
Gourry: Tell me! Please!
Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Gourry: Please, please, please!!!
Amelia: I swear! I have no idea! I totally haven't got a clue!!
Gourry: Lina, where the f*** is my pencil case.
Lina: Don't swear to ladies.
Gourry: Okay. Where the f*** is my pencil case?
Lina: That better not be an 'o' (Gourry's bad writing makes the 'e' look like an 'o').
Gourry: I never thought of that. Okay. Whore, where the f*** is my pencil case.
Lina: They do say that men who get possessive have tiny nongs.
Gourry: I don't care at least I wont die from a STD you whore.
Someone: Yeah, it'll be AIDS infected by your gay lover.
Lina: Gay is okay. And I'm not a slut. You are suffering from a complex. It is to do with your lack of authority over a female brought on by immaturity. HOMOPHOBE!!!
Gourry: I am not a f***ing homophobe you f***ing whore. If you want to be gay its your own choice. All I f***ing want is my f***ing pencil case back!
Amelia: SHE DOESN'T KNOW OR HAVE IT! Why would she tell you, after that outburst!
Gourry: Because if she wants me to stop f***ing swearing at her because she wants to be a lady she'll have to be nice plus it is the right thing to do.
Lina: I don't have it you Neanderthal!
Gourry: I know that but you know where it is and you won't tell because you're a bitch whore!
Lina: Pity…whores don't tell do they?
Gourry: Why wont you tell me where it is? Please. I've tried to be nice to you but you're just a bitch. Okay I cant be nice to people who aren't nice to me.
Lina: Hmmm…that would have been hard considering I didn't know where it was.
Gourry: It's not even that. I hate all you f***s except Zel. You all make fun of me; you were mean, and then you LINA, lied about knowing where it was, plus the fact that you are always mean to me. You say its because you're my friend, but friends aren't mean all the time.
Lina: Whores don't care.
Gourry rummages around in his bag and pulls out *drum roll* his pencil case. Everyone has one of those giant sweat drops. Zelgadis and Amelia still do their work. Someone draws stupid faces on Gourry's book. Xellos giggles evilly and Lina just doesn't talk to him.
Gourry: I am so very, very sorry. I will promise to try to be nice. You don't have to tell me where my pencil case is. Sorry…
Lina: That's $60 for the S+M sweet heart.
Gourry: I take it all back. You are a f***ing bitch.
Xellos: (Its recess. Heehee. I have just totally pissed off two of my friends. Not good.) *giggle*