Disclaimer : PoT/TnO does not belong to me.

Just an idea that popped into my head. Literally.


It was a pretty normal day for the Fujis. Both their parents had kissed them all – Yumiko, Syuusuke and Yuuta – each on the forehead before leaving for the airport.

"Be sure to take care of your two brothers; I know they are a handful, but I'm sure you can manage." Her mother had told her twice before leaving.

"I will do it perfectly, Mum. Trust me," Was Yumiko's reply as she watched them grow smaller and smaller as the taxi drove them towards their destination.

And so, Yumiko had dutifully woke up her two brothers, made breakfast, sent them to school, gone to work, made dinner, cleared the dishes and did the laundry. She had done pretty well for the past few days.

Except that today, Fuji Yumiko was sick.


Yumiko felt feverish. Her vision was blurring at the edges. She placed her hand on the table for support when she started to feel giddy.

"Perhaps I should get the boys to make the dinner this time," Yumiko whispered to herself. Then she left the chopping board with half-mashed onions and garlic to move slowly up the stairs to Syuusuke's room.

Inside the room were Syuusuke and Yuuta, who were having a frenzied race using the Playstation. Yuuta was swerving left and right with the image on the screen; Syuusuka however, was calm, looking like he was just simple watching a normal movie with added controls.

"Would you be so kind as to make the dinner this time boys?" Yumiko said serenely.

"Wait – " Yuuta managed before making a sharp right turn.

" – a minute Nee-chan, the race is going to finish really soon" Syuusuke completed the sentence for him, going around the exact same turn like it was a straight road. The number on the top-right hand corner of the screen showed that they had three more laps to go.

"I can't wait that long!" Yumiko groaned inwardly.

Her vision swimming, Yumiko felt delirious. She shut her eyes, shook her head and opened her eyes once more.

My chopping board…... I haven't finished it yet……

Yumiko moved till she was in front of the chopping board. She lifted the knife that had been in her hand and swiftly cut up the onions and garlic.

"Ok boys, you can start making the dinner. I've finished all the parts which uses a knife, so you two won't come close to any dangerous sharp objects. You want to get started?"

Yuuta was horrified. Syuusuke dropped his controller.

"Ok."


"She's asleep. I guess she had a high fever, she seemed giddy and all." Syuusuke told Yuuta as he came down the stairs after ensuring that Yumiko had to gone to sleep peacefully – without a knife in hand of course.

"So what are we going to do with the mess in your room?" Yuuta asked, staring at the mess of wires, which were diced into tiny little pieces of 'onions' and 'garlic'.

"Well, I guess we'll just have to buy new ones eh? The bits are too small to stick together again." Syuusuke chuckled.

Yuuta stared.

He wasn't going to recover from this trauma very quickly.


You think Fuji Syuusuke is scary?

Well.

Think again.

Conclusion: Never mess with Fuji – anyone of them.

fin.