The Adventures of the Incredible Fighting Candy
AN: I don't own Dragonball Z or any candy companies that may find their way into this story. It's kind of a AU fic, but it's hopefully gonna be cool, funny, and last for a long time. So, let's get started!
Chapter 1: Sweet Tooth
The evil "super" Majin Buu stared his attacker in the face. How could this have happened? He had absorbed their strongest fighters yet this fused being was beating him like child's play. And, to make matters worse, he had just transformed into SSJ 1!
"How can I beat him?" the destroyer of entire galaxies thought. "I never thought that this fusion of theirs would be so powerful! ...And I'm getting hungry. Wait a minute, that's it!"
"Well," the combined voices of Goku and Vegeta boomed, "what are you going to do? Stand there, or should I just defeat you now? I said I'd let you take one hit to me, if you're not to scared, that is."
Buu looked incredibly angry. "Buu not scared of you! Buu not scared of anyone!!!"
Vegito laughed cruely at him. "Oh really. Then why are you looking at me with quivering eyes?"
Buu growled a bit, but then smiled evilly. "Watch what you say," he replied, cooly. "You won't be laughing much longer!"
The large pink appendage on top of Buu's head began to glow and move foward. "Buu make you candy!!!!" he exclaimed.
"What?!" Before Vegito could react anymore, however, he was hit by a pink light.
"Oh no!" Dende exclaimed from his hiding spot with Mr. Satan and Bee. "We're done for! They were our last hope!!"
"W-what just happened?" Hercule asked, looking quiet confused at the ongoing scene.
Buu had grabbed his candy ball and was laughing maniacally. "Yum! He wasn't too hard to defeat, I guess. And he's coffee flavored, my favorite."
"That's disgusting!" Dende said to his companions. "Coffee flavored jawbreakers? Oh, and he's going to eat them! Just like everyone else..."
Buu was still laughing at his victory. He prepared to savor the sucker (AN: I know, bad joke), when suddenly, it flew out of his hand. Everyone began freaking out, wondering what was going on.
The small candy ball began levitating at the eye level of Majin Buu. "Did you think you could defeat me that easily?" a voice that sounded that a demented chipmunk retorted. "You aren't that good, pal!"
Buu stared at the candy in shock, then grew incredibly angry. "Buu still can beat you! You candy! I"ll eat you to death!!!"
"You wanna piece of me?" the flying sugar confection ironically replied.
Buu closed in quickly, opening his mouth and preparing to devour his assaulter. Vegito knew he could fight his way out, however. Suddenly, just as he was about to taste victory, Buu stopped, grabbing his head as if something was wrong.
"What... what's happening to me...?" he struggled to say. A huge blast of light sent Dende and Hercule hiding behind the rocks and Vegito falling to the ground, only slightly injured and still in one piece.
The next thing anybody saw, Buu was in the strange grey form he had appeared in after Fat Buu expelled him. (AN: I read a lot of British stuff, so I'm used to spelling it "grey" instead of "gray".) In another shocking turn of events, a strange shape flew out of his ear, then five forms suddenly took to their normal sizes.
Fat Buu stared angrily at the evil Thin Buu, holding pods with Gohan, Goten, Trunks and Piccolo, that immediatly burst open and sent them falling to the ground, unconicous.
"Why you do that to me?!" the large pink blob exclaimed. "Me no like you, and now me defeat you!!! It good thing me woke up and broke us loose!" In total shock, Thin Buu was hit by a ray from the appendage on the larger Buu's head, and turned into a small chocolate bar.
"Me win!" Fat Buu exclaimed, holding his transformed evil side and giving the victory sign while strange pink lights appeared behind him. "Now me eat you, then me be good and strong!!!"
To make a short story even shorter, that's exactly what happened. As Majin Buu continued to celebrate his victory, Bee barked happily.
"Hey, Buu!" Mr. Satan exclaimed, letting go of the dog so he could run to his master. "Long time, no see, buddy!"
Buu stared intently at him for a while. "Hey, you! You Buu's friend! And this Bee!"
"That's right Buu! Now let's fix this mess..."
"Wait a minute," Dende interrupted. "They know you're good now, and so do I, but I doubt anyone else will believe it, at least for now. It will take all of the power of the dragonballs just to restore life to this planet, so there's no way we can erase their memories; that'd be pointless, anyhow. I think the best thing for you to do, Buu, is to hide away until things can get cleared up and it's safe for you to show your face."
"You want Buu leave?" he replied, sadly.
"No, I don't mean it like that," Dende answered. "I mean we should find a safe hiding place and I'll find you and tell you when to come out again."
"He's right, Buu," Hercule answered. "It won't be safe for you to be walking around at first. Why don't Bee and I go with you and keep you company?"
"That's a great idea! I'll try and put some sort of a barrier up so no one can sense your power, and then I'll work things out with the rest of the planet."
"Thank you, Mr. Guardian," Hercule said, with really weird tears forming in his eyes. "You're a good... whatever you are."
"Just call me God," Dende replied. "Or Dende, that's my real name. Come on, let's go."
Buu picked up his beloved puppy, while Dende hauled the bumbling Mr. Satan and the four flew off into the unknown...
A few hours later, Dende returned to the site of the strange scene to check on the survivors. The four who had been absorbed were still unconcious, while there was no sign of the candy known as Vegito. "He must have been blow up in all those explosions," he thought. "The poor jawbreaker, he never had a chance..."
Trying to move on to brighter things, Dende began using his healing powers to quicken the recovery of the knocked out quartet. Gohan was the first to be healed, all though it took him a while to figure out where he was.
"What happened, Dende?" he asked. "Where are my father and Majin Buu?"
Dende looked sadly at the ground. "I'll think it would be easiest to tell all four of you at once." He then proceeded to revive the other Z fighters that were once part of the horrible monster.
"Here's what happened," Dende said once they all had enough senses to understand his explanation. "Apparently the good side of Majin Buu woke himself up and freed you, then he defeated his dark side. In order to protect him from everyone else when they're revived, he's hiding right now until we can get everyone to trust him."
"What happened to my father?" Gohan asked, looking around and seeing no one else in the area, nor sensing him.
"Huh?" Goten asked. "I thought he had to go away again."
"He did come back, for a little while," Dende answered, sadly. "But I'm afraid he and Vegeta were both destroyed by Buu."
"But, we all ready knew that my father was gone," Trunks replied, with a confused look on his face. "How could he die again, and why would he be here?"
Dende looked nervous. "Um, I guess I forgot when you guys were abosorbed. Heh heh heh." Obviously, he was making up a really pathetic excuse.
"Oh, okay," Trunks replied, he and Goten both believing Kami's story while Gohan and Piccolo fell over with their legs sticking up in the air.
"Come on," Dende said once they all had recovered, "Let's go somewhere else and figure out what to do about the planet." They flew off to make preparations, leaving the field empty.
Suddenly, a small voice cried out from the ruin. "Hey! What about me?!" The others were all ready out of ears range, while a small, coffee flavored candy ball flew into the air and looked around.
AN: *FMP laughs manaically*. This is gonna be good!!! Sorry, I'm a little excited. I'm really surprised that I've had time to write at all! So, what's gonna happen to Vegito and the others? Find out on the next exciting episode of "The Adventures of the Incredible Fighting Candy!!!"
Summary: What would happen if Majin Buu was somehow defeated before our favorite fused warrior could be turned back into his normal form after being a sucker? The world's newest super hero is born!!!