Grade: 1st
My Family
by: Tyler
First there's Dommy, she's my favorite but that's a secret. She has short black hair and a spot around her eye that never goes away. She's not too good at hugging but good at being careful. She's not good at saying "I love you." so I get to say it for her.
You maybe might think she is a grumpy grump but she isn't. She uses sarcasm a lot and sometimes I think she's being mean but I know for sure she isn't deep down. She's the one that makes sure I stay alive and happy.
She's taller than Natter so she can reach the up high things like scissors and ice cream in the freezer. She has bunches of money and loves it a lot but not more than me. I think she loves me the most. Maybe.
She doesn't smile enough. Sometimes if she gets to hit Nat she'll smile and if I say something dumb she'll laugh. I like when she laughs the best.
I love Dom because she doesn't let anything bad happen except to herself because she kills people. I tell her not to but she's not a good listener.
Nat I also live with. She has pretty red hair like princess Ariel the mermaid and always smells like flowers. She doesn't have as much money as Dommy but that's okay because they share.
She makes Liho and I take baths together because she thinks we have fleas. Liho is her kitty who is always angry and likes no one - except for Nat and sometimes me. Not Dom though. Nat lived in a Red Room when she was little and it was supposed to make her mean and bad but the red didn't work. She's is the best at hugging and kissing my face and making me laugh.
She laughs a lot too. But I think she probably has bad dreams sometimes.
She drinks lots of clear alcohol which she let me taste one time and it was the worst. She says that I'm her baby even when I tell her "No Natter! I'm six!" but...she doesn't like to listen to me. That's okay.
I know when she's really happy because she'll call me 'ty ty' and make pancakes. Not real pancakes - she buys frozen ones because she can't cook, but I don't mind because she's the best at using the microwave.
I also live with Scott...sometimes but not all the time. He's very smart but I call him Dumb Dactt sometimes. He wears funny red glasses or else he might burn someone's face off. He also drinks a lot. But syrup colored drink like apple juice.
He can be mean sometimes and twice gave me a shot in the back that tapped my spine, but I forgave him. He says he is a republican because he is from alaska and I don't really know what that is but Nat told me I can't be one when I grow up.
Dactt also likes boys and has a boyfriend named Logan but I hate Logan because he is such a grump. Dactt says I just like to hate him but that's not true. He has a daughter named Elizabeth who is two or something and I like to put temporary tattoos all over her face. That makes Dactt upset but not for good. He's good at being proud and telling me I'm the best. He's a grouch but the good kind.
He also sounds like a bear when he sleeps which keeps all the bad guys away.
the end!