TOW Ross
and Rachel´s bet turns into something else
The title doesn´t really say anything.
And also it might sound like a Ross and Rachel fic it is more a Chandler and
Monica fic, but R+R are involved too. It takes place in season 2. So r+r are together,
c+m are not and there is no Richard. Joey and Pheebs are the same. This fic
could be very confusing cause i wrote it mostly at nights and in the time where
I had all my exams at school. Please read and review!
( Monica and Rachel´s
apartment; everybody is there watching a romantic movie.)
Chandler: This movie is
crap.
Rachel: Really? And why?
Chandler: Oh come on, these
two bet they could live without sex, just because they wanted to see who could
hold it back longer. This is ridicilous, no one would ever do this.
Joey: Chandler´s right.
Monica: I would do it.
( everybody looks at her)
Monica: I was serious.
Chandler: That doesn´t make
sense.
Rachel: Ross, what do you
think?
Ross: Oh, I don´t know, I
think Chandler is right.
Phoebe: You just say that
because you would lose the bet.
Ross: I would not!
Phoebe: With Rachel? Oh, you
would so lose!
Ross: (angry) I wouldn´t!
Rachel: Then let´s bet.
Ross: (thinks for a moment)
Ok. Let´s bet. We´ll try to stay sex-less for one month.
Rachel: One month? That´s a
lot. ( Ross looks at her, smiling) But when I think of it... ok, one month.
What does the winner get? (everybody thinks)
Ross: The glory? ( Rachel
stares at him)
Rachel: Ok. (they shake
hands)
Ross: Do we start today or
tomorrow?
Rachel: How about tomorrow?
( Ross nods, they run into her bedroom)
(Next day, Chandler and
Joey´s apartment; the guys are there)
Chandler: This is a real
stupid bet.
Joey: You´re repeating.
Chandler: Yeah but only
because this is stupid.
Ross: It´s me who won´t have
sex, not you. ( Chandler looks at him angry) Sorry, I forgot you didn´t have a
girlfriend. ( Joey laughs) What´s so funny?
Joey: Nothing, I just
thought about the last woman Chandler had.
Chandler: Hey, she was just
a bit different.
Joey: Yeah, we should have intoduced
her to Ross, he is the lesbian expert. (laughs again)
Ross: (angry) That isn´t
funny!
Joey: (still laughing) You
would find it funny if you knew that-
Chandler: I kill you if you
tell him THAT!
Joey: (not listening to
Chandler) She thought Chandler was a woman! You can´t imagine how shocked she
was when she found out, and they way she found out! ( Chandler looks at him
angry.)
Chandler: Stop talking.
Joey: All right, that was
the whole story anyway. ( Ross is laughing now too)
Chandler: (angry) I´m gonna
search people who don´t make fun of my sex-life!
Joey: (laughing) Good luck,
there sure is no one! ( Chandler leaves, angry)
(Monica´s and Rachel´s, all
the girls are there)
Monica: You thnk you can
live without sex for one month?
Rachel: Come on, I lived
without sex way longer. My boyfriend wasn´t there all the time then though...
still, I think I can do this. This is just one month. (she gets more and more
unsure) One month, four weeks, 30 days, 720 houres, 43200 minutes, 2592000
seconds... why shouldn´t I be able to do this? [ I don´t know if the numbers ar
right, I pracically just guessed ]
Phoebe: It´s just Ross.
Everybody can refuse sex with him. I know what I am talking about. (Monica and
Rachel stare at her, then Chandler enters)
Rachel: How´s Ross?
Chandler: Oh come on! It
isn´t even one day ago when you had sex! Some people live way longer without
it! (he storms out)
Rachel: Wow! What´s his
problem?
Phoebe: Probably his not
existing sex-life, Joey told me a very great story about it!
(Two weeks later; Chandler
and Joey´s apartment, the guys are there)
Ross: (nervous) I have a
date with Rachel tonight!
Joey: What´s the big deal?
You are already together.
Ross: Yeah, but I am scared
I won´t be able to refuse sex with her.
Joey: That could be a
problem.
Ross: I don´t wanna lose!
Chandler: I would like to
lose, if I´d get sex...
Joey: I think I know a way
you won´t have to lose but not having to refuse the sex either.
Ross: Really? What?
Joey: My last girlfriend
S... eh, well, she was called...
Chandler: Emma.
Joey: Emma, right. Anyway,
her brother or cousin or whatever works for a ... I don´t know but he has these
pills.
Ross: Viagra?
Joey: These babies work! But
no, they are called "Ladykiller" [Someone told me these things really exist,
but i am not sure] and they make every woman very, very horny.
Ross: You mean I could...
Joey: Are you that stupid?
You have to give them Rachel!
Ross: (sarcastic) Really? I
didn´t know that.
Joey: I have some of them. I
had actually kept them for Chandler but I think they´ll get bad so...
Chandler: Thanks, Joey.
Ross: I think it´s worth a
try. And if they shouldn´t work, I´ll just ... take a cold shower.
Chandler: And he says that
after only two weeks.
( Rachel and Monica´s, the
girls ar there, Rach is getting ready for her date with Ross)
Rachel: I want Ross! This is
a stupid bet! Who made me do this?
Monica: No Rach! You can´t
lose, you can´t let your hormones win over you!
Rachel: Calm down... I won´t
lose. I´ll make Ross want me.
Phoebe: Really? How?
Rachel: I don´t know yet,
but I´ll take you both with me so you can stop me.
Phoebe: I don´t have time,
sorry.
Rachel: Monica?
Monica: I actually wanted to
do some cleaning... (Phoebe and Rachel look at her) but I´ll can do that
tomorrow.
Rachel: Great, but promise
me to help me get Ross horny. (Monica gives her a disgusted look and walks into
her room)
(Hallway, Ross, Chandler and
Joey are there)
Ross: I can´t do that! One
of you has to come with me.
Joey: Got a date. (Ross
looks at Chandler)
Chandler: I don´t want,
please I ....
Ross: Great, get dressed,
you can´t go like that. (Chandler sighs and walks in to get dressed)
Joey: So here are the pills.
Just put them in her drink and after the dinner she will be yours.
Ross: I hope I can wait, but
I have Chandler with me.
( The girls come out of the
apartment)
Rachel: Hey honey! (kisses
Ross, a bit passionately)
Ross: Hi! Monica, do you
have a date too?
Rachel: She comes with us.
You know she doesn´t have a boyfriend and she was so depressed, you don´t mind
do you?
Ross: No, of course not. You
know i had the same idea, taking Chandler with us.
Rachel: (not so happy) Yeah
that´s great. (Chandler comes out)
Chandler: (unhappy) I can´t
wait to have fun!
( A resturant; Ross and
Chandler sit opposite of Rachel and Monica, they aren´t talking)
Ross: (thinking) How can I
give her these pills. I can´t say "Here honey take these pills and have sex
with me". Can I? No, I have to think of something else...( he smiles at Rachel)
Rachel: (thinking) How could
I get Ross to lose? He´s just like Monica. He can´t lose. I wanna lose... No,
Rachel you won´t. Be strong. (sees Ross smile, she smiles back) Why does he
have to smile now?
Monica: (thinking) What the
hell made me agree to this? I could be home cleaning... cleaning, that would be
great now. This is so boring, I wonder how Chandler feels.
Chandler: (thinking) I
wonder if I ever get home. This is so boring. Ok, I had worse dates, and this
isn´t even a date. I wanna go home! I could watch a good movie... (out loud) Oh
yeah. (they all look at him) Just thought about something.
Rachel: I gotta go to the
bathroom.
Monica: I´ll go with you.
(they leave)
Ross: Chandler, you have to
help me! I don´t know how to give Rachel these pills.
Chandler: Why don´t you do
them in her drink?
Ross: Yeah! (takes the pills
out of his jacket) Which is hers?
Chandler: (looks at the
glasses) The right one. (Ross puts the pills in the glass)
Ross: Now we only have to
wait a while.
( Bathroom, Rachel and
Monica)
Monica: Can I go home now?
Rachel: No, if you´ll leave
I´ll give up and lose, do you want me to LOSE?
Monica: Of course not! I´ll
stay, but this is really boring.
Rachel: Yeah, I know. Maybe
I should dance with Ross. That could make him horny. Does dancing make a man
horny?
Monica: How should I know?
Just try to flirt with him as much as possible.
Rachel: Then let´s dance.
You´ll see we get Ross to lose.
Ross: Is she already coming
back?
Chandler: Yeah, they´re
coming.
Rachel: Ross, honey, I wanna
dance.
Ross: Ok, but don´t you
wanna drink something before?
Rachel: No, I just wanna
dance. ( They go to the dancefloor)
Chandler: Do you... you
wanna dance too?
Monica: I´d love to. ( they
begin to dance)
(Cut to Ross and Rachel,
dancing very close)
Rachel: Are you still ok
with the no sex thing?
Ross: Of course, I didn´t
even think about sex. And you?
Rachel: Me? I never think
about sex. (they are quite for a moment)
Ross: We still have two
wekks, right?
Rachel: Yeah... or we could
both give up and...?
Ross: You wanna give up?
Rachel: No, you?
Ross: Of course not!
Rachel: (to herself) thought
so.
(Cut to Chandler and Monica,
dancing pretty uncomfortable)
Chandler: Did Rachel force
you to come her or did you want?
Monica: She made me going.
But I guess Ross did the same with you.
Chandler: Yeah... I would
rather be with someone else.
Monica: Am I that bad?
Chandler: No! I didn´t mean
it that way! It´s great being here with you, it´s just... you´re a friend and
I´d rather be with my girlfriend.
Monica: You have a
girlfriend?
Chandler: No, but I´d like to
have one.
Monica: I totally understand
what you mean.
( Cut to Ross and Rachel
dancing)
Rachel: Why don´t we go home
and... well watch some TV or do... something else...
Ross: Why not? Let´s go
home. (they walk to Chandler and Monica) We are leaving.
Chandler: You leave us here?
Ross: (to Chandler,
whispering) I need to be alone with Rachel. Maybe the pills already work on the
way home and then I really don´t wanna have you and my little sister beside me.
Chandler: (sighing) We´ll
stay here for a while.
Ross: Thanks, man. ( he and
Rachel leave)
Monica: What are we doing
now?
Chandler: Well since Ross
pays for all the stuff, I think we should get drunk.
Monica: Great.
( A taxi, Ross and Rachel
are sitting in it, both quite)
Ross: Do you feel anything?
Rachel: No, what?
Ross: Nothing. (thinking)
Did I put enough pills in her drink? (out loud) Did I?
Rachel: What?
Ross: Nothing, honey, I just
thought about something. (thinking) Where are the pills now? Oh god, I must
have forgotten them! I can only hope she drank enough of it...
( Cut to Chandler and
Monica, they are very little drunk)
Monica: (thinking) Is this
just the alcohol or why do I feel so weird?
Chandler: Are you... do you
wanna go home? I am tired.
Monica: I don´t know. Rachel
and Ross could be there and I don´t want to "interrupt" them.
Chandler: Yeah I understand.
Monica: You can go home,
though. I wouldn´t mind.
Chandler: Are you kidding? I
won´t leave you alone here.
Monica: (smiles at him)
Thank you. (thinking) Why is Chandler so attractive all of sudden? I think I
drank too much.
( Rachel and Monica´s
apartment, Ross and Rachel are there making out.)
Ross: (kissing her) You´re
giving up?
Rachel: (stops kissing him)
No, I won´t but if you...
Ross: (interrupts her) No,
no. I had no intentions to give up.
Rachel: Great. Wanna watch a
movie?
Ross: Yeah, why not. (
Rachel puts in a video.And sits next to Ross)
(thinking) If I had these
pills now... I don´t know how long I can stand this.
( A taxi, Chandler and
Monica are going home.)
Monica: That was fun.
Chandler: (tired) Yeah,
totally.
Monica: (looks at him, he´s
almost falling asleep, thinking) God, he´s so hot! What am I thinking? This is
Chandler... I feel so... I want Chandler! ( she grabs Chandler and kisses him
passionately)
Chandler: (surprised,
breaking the kiss) What are you doing?
Monica: I don´t know... but
I know I want you. (kisses him again)
Chandler: (breaks the kiss
again) What did you drink? (thinking) Oh my god, she must have drunk Rachel´s
drink with the pills and now she wants me! (to Monica) Did you drink Rachel´s
drink?
Monica: (looking confused)
No. ( she kisses him once again, this time Chandler kissed her back)
( Rachel and Monica´s, Ross
and Rachel are still watching the movie but they both seem not to watch it)
Ross: Rach, in the
restaurant, did you drink your drink?
Rachel: (confused) What?
Ross: Your drink, I wonder
if you drank it.
Rachel: Of course I did. Why
are you asking?
Ross: You didn´t feel weird
or ... horny?
Rachel: No... Ross, are you
ok?
Ross: Yeah, it´s just...
(sighs) you know, I didn´t want to lose the bet and I put... pills in your
drink.
Rachel: You did what?!
Ross: I didn´t want to lose
the bet, and ... they are harmless. They just make women horny.
Rachel: I never thought you
would do somethin` like that! How could you! You rather win a bet than... you
know what, just leave the apartment.
Ross: But...
Rachel: GO!
( Ross leaves guilty. When
Ross is gone, Rachel begins crying)
( Joey and Chandler´s,
Monica and Chandler are in Chan´s bed after you know...)
Monica: I feel like throwing
up.
Chandler: Thanks.
Monica: It´s not you. But...
(she runs to the bathroom)
Chandler: ( walks after her)
I have a great affect to women. ( from outside the bathroom, to Monica) Do you
want me to make you a tea?
Monica: That would be great,
Thanks. (throws up again)
( As Chandler is making the
tea, Joey enters)
Joey: You´re still awake?
Chandler: Already. I wanted
to drink some tea. ( Another throw up noise from the bathroom is heard)
Joey: Who was that?
Chandler: ( a bit nervous)
Nobody.
Joey: I really should get
some sleep, I already hear noises. But
first I´m gonna take a shower.
Chandler: No! I mean that
wouldn´t be good.
Joey: Why not?
Chandler: Because... you
can´t sleep afterwards.
Joey: Really? Ok, good
night, pal.
Chandler: Good night. ( goes
back to making the tea)
( Ross´s apartment)
Ross: (talking to the phone)
Rachel, honey, please talk with me. I only did it because... I love you and ...
well, and sex with you... I need you... did I already say I love you cause i
do, I really do. I never wanted to harm you or anything but... it´s just so
hard. If I had known how hard this bet was I sure wouldn´t have bet. Please
talk with me! Ok, but never forget that I love you. (hangs up)
( the doorbell rings, he
goes to open it)
Ross: (surprised) Rachel!
Rachel: Hey Ross. I just...
it was stupid how I reacted at least I overacted a bit but what you did was
just as bad!
Ross: I know, I know. Will
you forgive me?
Rachel: Yes, but the bet is
still going on and since you tried to cheat we´re gonna make it another four
weeks. You agree?
Ross: (sighs) Sure. (they
kiss)
( Joey and Chandler´s,
Chandler´s in his bed, Monica returns.)
Monica: Does Joey always
snore like this?
Chandler: Yep. How are you
feeling?
Monica: A bit better. I must
have drunk a lot, I can´t remember anything.
Chandler: No, you didn´t
drink that much.
Monica: Oh... maybe it was
the sex with you.
Chandler: Was that a
compliment? ( Monica gives him a kiss) Don´t get me wrong, but I don´t think
kissing now would be good.
Monica: I understand.
(drinks a bit from the tea)
Chandler: Why did you sleep
with me?
Monica: Why? I don´t know,
actually. I just... wanted you.
Chandler: ( a bit sad) Yeah,
thought so...
Monica: What do you mean?
Chandler: Ross had bought
those pills to get Rachel horny, apparently, he put them in your drink.
Monica: That´s why I slept
with you?! Oh my god.
( Next day, Central Perk,
all there except for Monica and Chandler)
Joey: (smiling) What
happened yesterday?
Rachel: Ross tried to give
me pills so I´ll want to have sex with him but it didn´t work. And I only
forgave him because we decided to make our bet a bit longer.
Phoebe: That´s hard.
Rachel: But we´re happy.
(kisses Ross)
Ross: Yeah. By the way,
where are Monica and Chandler?
Rachel: Monica didn´t come
home last night. Maybe she hooked up with someone.
Joey: Chandler was home when
I got home. He was a bit weird though.
Phoebe: Why?
Joey: He drank tea.
Rachel: That isn´t weird. (
Monica enters, she looks tired and sick) Hey Mon. Where have you been?
Monica: I...
Joey: You hooked up!
Monica: No! I just fell
asleep.. somewhere, in a hotel.
Rachel: In a hotel?
Monica: Yeah.
Ross: Didn´t Chandler take
you home?
Monica: He did. (they all
look at her confused) Ok, I´m too tired to think of any lies. I slept with
Chandler and before you can say anything, it was Ross fault since he put pills
into my drink.
Rachel: Now you know why it
didn´t work with me.
Ross: Chandler slept with
you?!
Monica: It wasn´t his fault.
I made him sleep with me. (Chandler enters, Ross looks at him angry)
Ross: You slept with my
sister!
Chandler: ( to Monica) Why
did you tell them?
Monica: I couldn´t think of
a good lie.
Chandler: Ross, listen. You
had put these pills in her glass and...
Ross: (interrupt him) That
is no reason to sleep with her!
Chandler: Yeah, but first I
wasn´t sure if she only wanted me because of the pills and so I just slept with
her. Come on, it was a one time thing.
Monica: (whispering, to
Rachel and Phoebe) Actually it was three and if he hadn´t been tired we sure
would have done it more times.
Ross: (calming down) I hope
that. If this should happen again, then... then...
Rachel: You couldn´t do
anything.
Ross: Anyway, can I have
those pills back just for the case you want to use them again.
Chandler: I don´t have your
pills.
Ross: You don´t?
Rachel: Which is good, Ross.
Ross: If you say so...
( In the night. Chandler and
Joey´s apartment, Chandler´s still awake and there´s a knock at the door)
Chandler: (opens it) Monica?
What are you doing here?
Monica: Well, since we did
it with these pills, I thought maybe we could do it without them?
Chandler looks at her
confused.
Monica: I want to sleep with
you. ( Chandler looks shocked)
Chandler: Did you take these
pills again? ( Monica kisses him and he kisses back)
Monica: I don´t think it was
just the pills. No pills can make someone sleep with you.
Chandler: Thank you. ( They
kiss again)
The fic sucked, especially
the ending but I was too tired to write any more.Please review, I want o know
what you think of this fic.
Written by Anika mondler@gmx.net
TOW Ross and Rachels bet turns into something else
By: A.Baroness