The Orange Wearing God
AN: Welcome to my story readers. There is something I would like to say before you start reading this story and that is that this is my second story that I write. For those of you who liked the story before this one... well sorry because I deleted it. The reason was because, to put it off simply, I just didn't like it but, I do have very high hopes for this story though and would very much like to complete it.
But of course, if the chapters for the story start coming up slower and slower it's probably just that I have school stuff to do... or the I've just been too lazy to upload, curse my laziness for that. Yes people I suffer a disease that has plagued countries far and wide and ruined the life of many young people out there... laziness.
Anyways, I also wanted to give a heads up that Naruto replaces Yato in this story so some things may change. Now enough chitchat and on with the story! Oh and before I forget I'm writing this story on my phone so if anything looks bad on PC, I'm sorry.
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Have you ever died and been resurrected as a god before? No, well I have and let me tell you this in simple understandable words... it's certainly and utterly troublesome.
Well for me anyway.
I mean, I am one of those gods that most people don't really know about and ones no one remembers me I just POOF out of this world like magic... literally.
So, I try to do the best I can helping people and doing my best to be remembered and not disappear by saving enough yen in my little bottle of sake to one day, hopefully, build my own shrine and become the most popular god in the world!!!
Though I'm pretty sure I'm still pretty far away from my dream since my sake bottle is not even half way full of 5 yen.
Which now brings us to this.
"Pleased to meet you" I greeted the young girl from on top of the bathroom stall she was in. I'll shit you not I think I waited for about 30 seconds from where I was perched on with a shit eating grin just looking down on the girl below me.
I found nothing weird with this but, apparently she did as her eyes widened as she she let out a huge scream.
"KYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
Holy mother of myself. I didn't know someone could scream that loud. Well, except for flat-chested pink haired ladies but, we'll leave that topic for another time.
As we all got organised and out of the stall I decided to appropriately introduce myself. Uzumaki fuckin' Naruto Style.
"Hello mortal you are now in the presence of the most badass, legit, dank, handsome, spectac-" but, I couldn't finish my amazing introduction because my shinki standing next to me rudely interrupted me... again.
"His name is Naruto and is one of the lesser known gods" my trusty sidekick tomone said.
Well, I guess this would be the appropriate time to start describing characters.
For starters, the girl who called for our help was dressed in regular school outfit consisting of a sweater with a collared shirt and tie below that. A skirt some knee length socks and dress shoes.
And for my trusty sidekick, she had short black hair and green eyes, she wore a dark red kimono with light purple vertical stripes, and a pink scarf around her shoulders.
As for myself, I was a pretty tall dude with spiky blonde hair with chin length sideburns and a piece of my hair covering my left eye.(Basically Minato's hairhair with just a bang covering the left eye.) I also had three pair of whisker marks on each of my cheeks and blue eyes. I also wore an orange hoodie a pair of black jeans and orange converse, finishing it off with a red scarf.( Sorry for the bad description of the characters I'm not really good at describing.)
Now back to where we were.
"Tomone why did you interrupt my beautiful introduction, don't you know first impressions are key" as I grabbed her by the shoulders and shook her comically crying anime tears.
"You were acting like a creep showing up on top of the stalls and incredibly arrogant with you're supposedly 'amazing' introduction" Tomone replied as she also gripped me by the shoulders.
I didn't even remember the girl, with me bickering with tomone and all until she spoke "Ummm could you please help me now". Even when she spoke up me and my sidekick didn't stop.
"Shut up and help the girl you lowly no shrine god" Tomone said as she just wanted to get this over with.
But, what she said really hit me on the feels.
"Hmph, although I don't have a shrine now, my name will be spread across the universe" I slowly said in a low voice making Tomone look at me with a face that just read 'please oh please don't'.
"ONE DAY"
"EVERYONE WILL KNEE TO ME"
"AND PRAY, AS I WISH"
"ONE DAY, I WILL BE STANDING"
"ON THE TIP OF THE WORLD"
"DATTEBAYO"
I know I kinda sounded like those people I wanted to stop before I died and became a god but, I honestly couldn't care less as I giggled to myself like a little school girl sitting on a random toilet.
The girl was looking at me like I was crazy and... is that a bit of sympathy I see? Why?
I finally decided to pay attention to her.
"So, the trouble is that you're being bullied right?"
She gave a slight nod.
"I can help you eradicate those bullies." I told her with a light smirk on my face.
My cute little sidekick looked at me with a horrified expression on her face.
"Naruto-san not this crap again."
"But isn't it amazing that I have the ability to kill" I informed the young school girl who just looked at me with wide eyes.
But my sidekick replied to me with the same horrified expression on her face.
"How could you? It is immoral to say something like that" she told me talking a bit fast.
I ignored her.
"So, tell me who you want me to get rid off..."
The girl just looked at me slowly walked pass me and exited the bathroom. I just looked at the door like part of my soul had been ripped out of me. The only thing I could let out was a weak.
"Wait..." with my hand weakly reaching for the bathroom door.
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"Why is that they all have one layer?"
"Naruto-san this is school property!"
"What do you mean by that!? Whatever belongs to this school also belongs to me, ttebayo!"
As I was arguing with my sidekick yet again I noticed the same girl from before slowly walk out of one of the bathroom stalls crying.
I raised an eyebrow and looked at her with curiosity.
Once my cute little sidekick noticed her though she instantly got up and ran towards her yelling if she was alright.
I kept looking at her with the same expression until i decided to finally ask, " why are you still crying?"
She only let out a small "Yeah,why?"
"Not only are the students bullying me, they are also ignoring my existence. Mutsumi didn't even do anything wrong to start with!" she yelled back at me.
You know what i had just noticed right until now. The girl keeps talking in 3rd person. That reminds me of a girl in an anime I watched when I was staying with kofuku not so long ago what was its name death journal or something like that.
I looked at the girl with a little scowl in my face. "Calling yourself with your name is just too arrogant, ya' know" I told her nonchalantly waving my hand in the air lazily.
My cute little sidekick looked at me and quickly told me something about watching what I say. Seriously mate what are you my mom.
I looked at the girl and got a bit taken back as she looked like somebody had straight up bitch slapped with the force of a thousand rampaging elephants. It was amusing to say the least.
My sidekick looked at me and said "You should be more considerate of your customers Naruto-san and then you complain why you don't get any jobs."
She was right but, this brat was a bit annoying.
I looked at her, "I'm just saying-" but I was cut off as I noticed something hiding in the stalls.
It slowly came out until it fully revealed itself.
"Oh a monster" I looked at it with a slight bored face. "That guy has been staring at you for a while now, ya' know" I glanced at her she got so scared by the monster and tripped on her foot. "Haven't you noticed" I asked her.
"These monsters prey on people's energy, it looks like it wants to attack you" I told her.
The girl looked scared as when I accidentally walked on Baa-chan on the hot springs... curse kiba and switching the tags.
The girl looked at her finger and I noticed something that looked like a little chick. She started freaking out about it.
I guess the best way to calm her down is to explain what the fuck is going on.
"These monsters aren't normally visible to human beings but, because you've seen the 'death corner' you are able to see this. This can also be applied to my cellphone number. It's true that the number has always been there but, under normal circumstances, no one should be able to see it...There are people who live on this dimension, just like there is monsters who live in another dimension. And you are stuck in between, just like us" I finished telling her.
She looked at me with wide eyes, "Another dimension?"
"In other words, it's a different world where the living and the dead coexist. Because people aren't willing to accept death, that is why they cannot see them. There are a lot of dangerous spirit and monsters that dwell in the death corner... Although they are in hiding, they still are around you humans. When you are weak they will prey on you. The ones who give into them will be possessed."
Just after I finished my throught explanation the monster started telling thing to girl.
Just as it was going to attack the little chicken on the girls finger started chirping at the monster making it back away.
But just like always the girl starting freaking out... again.
I sighed and looked at her a little bit annoyed. "Take a good look, the little guy is protecting you and won't let that monster harm you".
Just as I said that she raised her arm toward the monster and as soon as she did that the chick started chirping away at the monster making back away even farther until it escaped through the bathroom door.
What an experience.
She looked at me with shining eyes expecting me to explain the little chicken. I sighed and started scratching the back of my neck.
"Well, it was basically born because you wished for it".
She looked at me with an 'ooohhhh' expression.
"Ummm yeah" she started, "About that, I wanted to pass my exams, and so I studied a bit of tarot reading".
Why didn't you study for you exams instead.
End for chapter 1. Hope you guys liked it till' next time.