Lloyds Oddessy

(A 5 part story

Tales of symphonia)

Kratos: "Hey Lloyd what are you doing?"

Lloyd: "Making cream puff's."

Kratos: "Why?"

Lloyd: "Because I'm Hungry, Do you want some?"

Kratos: "No."

Lloyd: "Come on please?"

Kratos: "No."

Lloyd: "Wahhhhh. T_T"

Kratos: "Ok Ok."

Lloyd: "Yay. Whee"

Kratos: *takes one bite* T_T

Lloyd: "Wow tears of joy so how does it taste?"

Kratos: (Its terrible) "Oh it's delicious.

5 minutes later

Kratos: "My stomach hurts what did you put in this?"

Lloyd: "Well it's got Candy bars, soda, dirt….

Kratos: "YOU PUT CANDY BARS, SODA AND DIRT IN CREAM PUFFS!"

Lloyd: "Well yeah I thought it would taste good"

Kratos: (Oh my son is stupid)

Kratos: "Umm… I'm gonna bake you a cake. Then you repeat after I do. I'll be right back. " *runs to find a cook book*

Lloyd: "Well I'll just make one and see how it turns out."

*knock at the door*

Lloyd: "Hello Genis"

Genis: "Hey Lloyd what are you doing?"

Lloyd: "Baking a cake"

Genis: "What you bake a cake. No way I'll do it."

Lloyd: "But I need to show my dad that I can cook"

Genis: "I'll help you."

Lloyd: "No way I'm doing it myself."

Genis: "Ok but I think I should help."

Lloyd: "Uh-oh My dads coming back. Get out of here"

Genis: "Ok I'm going"

*shuts door*

Kratos: "Lloyd who was that"

Lloyd: "Genis came over and wanted to help me bake the cake but I sent him away"

Kratos: "Ok well I got the book lets go make the cake"

1 hour later

Kratos: "Ok mines done now It's time for yours"

5 hours later

Kratos: "OMG that's 4 explosions and one finished cake."

Lloyd: "ARRGGG your smells way better then mine."

Kratos: "Well yours tastes better this time."

Lloyd: "Really let me taste…"

Lloyd: "Yummy your right"

Kratos: "Yep well you finally made something without it exploding."

Lloyd: "Yay I can't wait to start baking tomorrow."

Katos: (Oh dear God)