Valentine's Bucket

by xXxAnimeBellxXx

Real title is 'Why A Bucket Is The Most Romantic Valentine's Gift You Could Give Someone'. This was a writing prompt given in my Creative Writing class... Well, sorta. The original prompt said 'stapler' instead of 'bucket', but I asked if I could change it and the teacher said yes. I had to, simply had to.

Just a short little thing to prove that I'm still alive, even if I do have to post this from the school's computer... :(

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A bucket is the most romantic gift you could give someone because it makes even Vriska blush. If I give you a bucket, you'll know what I want. I pity (or hate) you very much. We should enter a serious (red/black) relationship. The Imperial Drone is coming, and he's going to want your buckets, or he'll make you pail on the spot. Might as well get it done now.