Disclaimer: Bleach © Tite Kubo
A/N: Rewritten 3 in the morning, so pardon me 4 mistakes or crack.
Uncle Hats'n'Clogs [09092009/ 3:00PM]
Where we discuss all teen troubles
[L-O-V-E]
Hugs and Peace reader
There it is – the dreaded 4-letter word.
We are here, yet again, to discuss teen problems and here, dear reader, is the mother of it all. Love.
First off, what is love?
Answer: Lies.
Now now, no need to get your hackles up. Uncle has a reason. Dear me was once a teen, after all.
Love is just to get what you desire. If you're a guy, to put it frankly, you just want her to get laid. If you're a girl, you just want to be recognized.
When you're in love, I doubt you reveal your true faces – you hide what you want, you hide what you truly are…
Don't believe me? Let's make a bet, shall we? (You know how much Uncle loves wagers!)
If Princess, I doubt he'll think of you and move on to another target like the fox he is. Dear Knight, I doubt she'll bother to mention you and move on.
Hugs and Peace,
Uncle Hats'n'Clogs
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soccer_capt.: Rukia, u visiting?
orangeberrylove: Hmm…y ask, Karin?
soccer_capt.: coz Ichi-nii's moping is getting on my nerves.
*baskets-of-love has entered the conversation
baskets-of-love: n we missed u!
soccer_capt.: true.
orangeberrylove: Having a mission there anyway…
baskets-of-love: yay!
*catwoman2 has entered the conversation
*soccer_capt. has left the conversation
*baskets-of-love has left the conversation
catwoman2: I supposed u would need 2 get a gigai Urahara's.
orangeberrylove: true, I'll be there in 2 days time.
catwoman2: did you know Karin and Yuzu are chatting with their bf right now?
orangeberrylove: no…
catwoman2: it's cute. Y aren't u w/ Ichigo?
orangeberrylove: …
catwoman2: hah! Cat got ur tongue? E cuteness of it all…
*orangeberrylove has left the conversation
*catwoman2 has logged out
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soccer_capt.: y's Rukia sent 2 Karakura?
blueice10: if u miss me, just say so.
soccer_capt.: har-har. Not.
blueice10: we're on a course. Joint police exercise or something.
soccer_capt.: hmm…take care, yeah?
blueice10: that seem wrong. U seem more likely 2 get hurt.
soccer_capt.: r u underestimating me?
blueice10: I'm worrying about you.
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cont.
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b2man: ah! My Goddess!
baskets-of-love: u flatter me.
b2man: no. in fact, meet me the mermaid fountain.
baskets-of-love: what 4?
b2man: a surprise.
baskets-of-love: ooh~
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cont.
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b2man: hey man, I'm having a date w/ Yuzu…
blueice10: if u don't mind…
b2man: don't tell me you've 4gotten their b-day.
blueice10: …
b2man: damn man! U r dead if Ichigo finds out about this.
*blueice10 has logged out
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orangeberrylove: what should we get 4 Karin n Yuzu?
B15: how would I noe?
orangeberrylove: Ichigo! They r ur sisters!
B15: relax, I've already gotten their pres.
orangeberrylove: what should I get them??
B15: -sigh- lets go shopping, k?
orangeberrylove: thanks, Ichigo!!
*orangeberrylove has logged out
*B15 has logged out
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