This is my first game show fic so it may not be good, but it was worth a shot right?
"The remote island of Tebaclunor. With an average temperature of 106 degrees and a humid climate filled with hostile animals and poisonous plants, this deathtrap of an island is the location for our contest of Survivor! I'm your loyal host Crazy Hand!" the psychotic white hand yelled to no one in particular."
"Twelve of your favorite smashers have arrived to compete for a grand prize of one million dollars!" Crazy yelled once again.
The eleven smashers walked onto the island carrying their bags.
"Ah, here they come now!" Crazy Hand declared, "The first one in the blue is a top notch F-Zero racer, master of the 'Falcon Punch,' a self-declared ladies man, and he's responsible for the Pikmin Massacre in the Brawl tournament. Put your hands together for Captain Falcon!"
The racer jumped in front of the camera and shouted "Show your moves!"
Crazy Hand swatted Falcon into the ocean and continued announcing.
"Our next contender is a plumber, a pasta lover, and he's saved Princess Peach more times than he can count. Give it up for the man in the red, Mario!"
Mario waved to the camera and said, "Stay-a cool Luigi!"
As Mario walked off the stage, Crazy Hand continued.
"She was raised by Chozos, defeated a dragon space pirate multiple times, and to top it off, she's a cold-blooded bounty hunter. Give it up for the girl in steel, Samus Aran!"
Samus walked calmly onto the island. She glared at Falcon through the visor off her power suit.
"The next survivor is the captain of the Hocotate ship and the leader of the Pikmin! Here's Olimar!" Crazy Hand screeched at the camera.
The strange little spaceman ran onto the island, followed by several Pikmin. Taking a place besides Mario, he turned his attention to Crazy Hand again.
"She's the princess of Hyrule and is a strong magic user. I've run out of intro lines so just welcome Zelda!" Crazy Hand yelled.
The hylian walked onto the island and brushed her hair to the side of her head, ignoring a suggestive glance from Captain Falcon.
"He's Zelda's loyal rescuer, the master of the Ocarina of Time, and the wielder of the Master Sword. Link!" Crazy Hand said quickly.
As the hylian warrior walked onto the island and gave Zelda a quick smile.
"He's the King of Darkness and the possessor of the Triforce of Power! Surrender to Ganondorf or perish!"
The dark-skinned man walked onto the island and gave an intimidating glare at Olimar, who gave a quick shudder.
"Our first star warrior in the competition, he's the owner of the Halberd, the leader of the Meta Knights, and he has a cape that can turn into bat wings! He's Meta Knight!" Crazy Hand exclaimed.
The dark warrior walked onto the beach and flashed his sword, Galaxia.
"You can't have Meta Knight without the warpstar-riding pink puffball. "Here's Kirby!"
The pink star warrior leaped onto the beach and waved his hands happily.
"He's the lazy, obese penguin king! If you don't know anything about him, ask his loyal minions. Bow down to King Dedede!" Crazy Hand yelled.
The King was carried onto the beach by a couple of Waddle Dees.
"She's our last female smasher of the competition and she makes a mean casserole! Welcome Peach!"
The princess made her way over to Mario and waved at the camera.
"Our last smasher of the day is a pointy headed, fast running, chili-dog loving hedgehog. Give it up for Sonic!"
"Now that all the smashers have been introduced, time for the special surprise. The subtitle for this competition is: Smashers vs. Authors!!!!"
This is Danaxiel speaking! We need authors! Fill out this form at the bottom and review to enter you into Survivor Tebaclunor. It's first come first serve so I'll take the first six authors and the first seven authoresses to review. The only reason I'm only accepting six authors is Danaxiel is in the competition as an author.
Now I know you guys are thinking that I may make myself win. WRONG!!! See when you authors review, you choose which author you want to vote out. Or you can PM to vote. Either one will do!
Here's the form:
Name:
Appearance:
Personality:
Powers:
Weapons:
Physical strengths: (like being a good swimmer)
Physical weaknesses: (like not being able to swim)
Final Smash: (I'll need this for something)
Favorite Smasher in the competition: (tell if you have a love interest in a certain smasher. If you don't want the public to know, PM me.)
Least favorite Smasher in competition:
Hope you choose to participate!
By the way, the winner of the competition will get a surprise reward.