"Oh, just the same as usual," Arwen Undomiel instructed her cleaners. "If you see anything out of the ordinary, bring it to me."
"We will do what we can, Miss," said the cleaner.
"Very well, then. Off you go." And with that, the cleaner left Queen Arwen to read to do her chores. But this story isn't about the cleaner. This is the typical "John Tucker Must Die" story. Except the key characters are replaced by ones from Middle Earth. In this case, the stupid nobody Kate would be⦠surprisingly, EOWYN!!! dramatic music Nevertheless⦠Arwen would be the smarty-pants school newspaper nerd, Brego would be the air-head cheerleader, and Legolas would be the angst-ridden girl. Then who would be John Tucker? How about one of his oldest descendents? Meet your doom, girls, Aragorn! Son of Arathorn! dramatic music Anyway, back to the story. After a few hours, Arwen was done with her book, but the cleaner conveniently brought up a new book.
"I found this, Miss," she said, holding up a small orange book. "I didn't dare look at it." Arwen soon knew why. Printed on the book in bold letters was ARAGORN'S DIARY. Thinking about the amount of fun she could have with it, Arwen took it without question. Little did she know, BIG TROUBLE WAS HEADING HER WAY!!!
