Fade in.
The Microsoft logo. The cheery jingle starts up.
And we cut to:
A hairy Canadian biker raising his glass. He's wearing something yellow with tiger stripes under his jacket.
"I'm a PC and I'm the best there is at what I do."
A moustache man in overalls, building a red and gold fighting machine and smiling sardonically to the laughter of the camera crew.
"I'm a PC, and I am so jealous I didn't create it first."
The sentinel of liberty, leaning across a mahogany desk to smile a smile that makes you wonder why the room behind him isn't the oval office by now.
"I'm a PC. And yet I still can't work the mansion's VCR."
The terror of the free world, gesturing with one giant metal gauntlet and clutching a corner of green cape with another.
"Doom has no time for your foolishness. Be gone."
A smiling white haired woman in a plant filled Winchester loft. Her small smile is almost as dazzling as the perfect sunlight streaming in.
"I'm a PC. I can't speak for my plants."
A former marine with a skull on his shirt cleaning a semi automatic. There' s a lot more hardware behind him. He's not smiling.
"I use a hybrid PC. Epsilon level security. Anything else is too traceable. Now how'd you get in here?"
A blind lawyer in Hell's Kitchen. He's clean shaven and neat haired despite the fading bruises and cuts. His partner rolls his eyes at the following.
"I'm a PC. And yes, keyboards do come in brail, smartass."
A knight in white body armour, silhouetted against the moonlight.
"I am a PC. And so is my god."
An upside down wise guy from Queens. A semi conscious Electro groans in the web sack behind him.
"I'm a PC and so are my wife and clones!"
A fourth wall breaking weirdo ninja guy in red and black sitting in a basement.
"An' I'm a--did…did I miss my cue?"
The sorcerer supreme and his manservant, smiling as they take tea.
"I am not a PC. But Wong is."
A Hero for Hire, head rising from a swamp of paper work.
"What do you think I am, fool?"
The weirdo.
"Sorry. Sorry, I wuz checking out the chick in the back there and…we trying again now?"
The world's greatest scientist/dad blinking disconcertedly at the camera. His wife smiles as she hugs him behind, covering his heart with her hand just left of the number 4.
" A--a P-what, I'm sorry?"
The God Of Thunder, looking up from looking over his kingdom to look at the camera.
"Aye. The Odinson is indeed a PC."
The weirdo. Again
"I'll get it, I'll get it! I swear I'll get it this time!"
A grinning scientist surrounded by insects, looking up at us from under a magnifying glass.
"Every one of these ants? All PC's."
The headmaster of Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters, smiling. Talking in our heads.
((I'm a PC and so are all my students.))
The weirdo. Yet again.
"…was I supposed to say something?"
Green. Lots and lots of green.
"HULK STRONGEST PC THERE IS!!!"
And we cut to:
The Microsoft logo.
Fade Out.