I'm baaack! Okay. I got this idea from a Youtube video. It's kind of retarded, but mind you, I haven't written ANYTHING in over a year. So, with that being said...here is 'Prank Calls'.

Chapter One: Pranking Collins

"Okay, girls, I'll see you later." Collins said, kissing and hugging Maureen and Joanne as he exited their apartment.

"Don't get to crazy with that shit." Collins playfully called out before closing the door, pointing to a little baggy full of weed on the coffee table.

Both girls giggled, and as soon as the door closed, Maureen hauled booty to the coffee table, plopping down in front of it. Joanne slowly walked over and sat down in front of her, nervousness gleaming in her eyes.

"Oh, calm down Pookie. It's not like we're doing acid or anything! You're just going to laugh...a lot. Over stupid shit. I won't let anything happen to you." Maureen finished the sentence in a baby voice, pinching Joanne's cheeks as she talked.

Joanne slapped her hand away. "Okay. Let's get this done with." Maureen smiled and went to work, perfectly rolling a joint. Joanne couldn't believe she let Maureen talk her into this. But since she had been so stressed with work lately, Maureen thought it'd be a good stress reliever.

"TADA!" Maureen sang as she finished her project. She stuck it particially in her mouth, lit it, and took a big drag off of it. Smiling as the smoke entered her lungs. After a few seconds, she let it all out, caughing.

"OHHH, THATS THE GOOD SHEEIIT!" She giggled as she handed it to Joanne. She studied Maureen's face, which was flushed with already red tinted eyes.

"I can't believe I'm doing this." Joanne whispered. She took the substance from Maureen's hands, and slowly put it to her mouth. Shaking her head with disbelief, she inhaled the smoke and instantly caughed, causing them both to laugh.

A few puffs, caughs, and snack cakes later...

"Oh oh oh! I have an amazing idea!" Maureen squeaked, bouncing.

"And what would that be?" Joanne asked, hanging from the back of the couch, laughing at absolutely nothing at all.

"Let's prank call people!"

"Yeah boyyy!" Joanne yelled, getting a little too excited causing her to fall off the back of the couch, hitting the floor with a small thud, causing Maureen to fall backwards and laugh hysterically.

Joanne stood up quickly and walked over to where Maureen was. "Yes, that sounds like a splendid idea!" She said cooly, trying to play it all off.

"You are sooo baked, Jo." Maureen giggled.

"Fo sho." Joanne responded with wide eyes and a small grin. "Woooweee, sex is gunna be fun tonight!" She added before picking up the phone and handing it to her girlfriend.

Maureen's face scrunched up as she laughed at Joanne. "I can only imagine."

"Who should we call first?" Maureen asked, biting at the antena.

"COLLINS!" Joanne yelled.

Maureen dialed Collin's number and put it on speaker phone.

"Hello?"

"Col-lins!" Maureen yipped in a high pitched baby voice.

"Who is this?" Collins asked.

"John!" Maureen replied, causing Joanne to fall over laughing. "I think your sexy."

"Huh?"

"My name is John." Maureen answered, still using the high pitched baby voice. "I left my vacuum on your front porch."

"What?" Collins asked confused, not catching on as to what was going on.

"I left my vacuum--"

"What?"

"I want my vacuum back!"

"Huh?!" Collins asked annoyed.

"I. Want. My. Vacuum. Back." Maureen slowly said into the phone.

"I can't understand what you're saying." Collins said, pluging his other ear with his finger.

"Well, it's my accent I can't help it." Maureen said seriously. Finally, Collin's caught on.

"Why are you prank calling me? It's the stupidest shit ever."

"You're the stupidest shit ever." Joanne managed to say. Maureen fell over laughing, tears streaming down her face.

"Okay, you kids have fun." Collins said before hanging up the phone.

"NO, JOHN! DON'T DO IT! John? John?! JOHN?!"

click

"Oh, John went and done it now." Joanne said seriously.

"Now who?" Maureen asked, trying to avoid a giggle fit.

"MARK!" Both girls yelled, laughing excitedly.

I'll post the other chapters if you guys like this one. Honestly, the other ones are funnier than this. So, review. :)