Title: Conversations on a Motel Bed 6
Words: 74
Summary: Drabble. Sammy retaliates with his own gay slang
Warnings: Weecest! \o/
Rating: R (for language and Dean)
Disclaimer: Nay.
Notes: This consist entirely out of conversations so I hope it's clear who says what J
plus: there's a lil dictionary at the end ;)
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"Okay, Dean. Here's one; you're kind of a twink."
"A what now?"
"A twink, y'know? All golden-looking, with your hair and the frosted tips. Like a Twinkie, but gay."
"I don't have – wait what?"
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"Fuck you, I'll have you know I'm very butch."
"Whatever sizequeen."
"What the…"
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"I am not a sizequeen!"
"…."
"Don't you smirk at me! You should know that I really don---"
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"You were sayin'?"
"Fair enough."
End
Dictionary:
Twink: a young or young-looking gay man (usually in his late teens or early twenties) with a slender build, little or no body hair or facial hair.
Sizequeen: A gay or bisexual man that is obsessed with the size of their partner's penis.