The Chronicles of Davey
Davey and the Giant Squid: By Chibi (and Swifty)
Chapter 1
A/N:to all American readers by 'pants' we are referring to underwear, not trousers…
Once upon a time Davey went to the Gay Bar (not the Hogwarts branch but the original Gay Bar) round the corner, next to the fish 'n' chip shop. Davey went to the Gay Bar often enough- Pervy Joe (the owner of the Gay Bar currently) was a close friend of his, or rather someone he knew smelled funny but unfortunately saw a lot, anyhow… he went to the Gay Bar on a regular basis, and today was no exception.
By 9'o clock (after arriving at 8:55) Davey was already attempting to streak, though he was so pissed that unbuttoning, if they even had buttons he was unsure, his pants was proving difficult, resulting in him stumbling around and finally falling to the floor unconscious. As he lay there swimming in and out of consciousness Davey moaned, and had a strange feeling of being pushed into a corner by Yugi, who was for some rather obviously obvious reason was wearing fishnets, dressed as a waitress, with roller skates completing the ensemble.
When Davey awoke the next morning he realised he was in some strange apartment, lying next to a guy dressed as a giant tomato, or a giant tomato dressed as a guy, initializing him to begin panicking. In his frenzied state he noted that either he or someone else had managed to unbutton his pants, which were lying lonely on the floor some feet away. At that moment he discovered the hideous and tomatoey truth… and he ran away.
As Davey ran away from the apartment down the street (apparently forgetting his pants), passing on his way a doctor who, noticing the contours of his stomach in his apparent nakedness proceeded to yell after him:
"HEY NAKED DUDE YOU PREGNANT- HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT?!"