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Do not own Smallville
Summary:
A list of 10 things that Lois Lane does not like.
Author's
note:
Just a sort of companion piece or sequel thingy to '10 things Lois
Lane does like'. Anyhoo yeah, hope you like. Comments would be
awesome. Thanks
10 things Lois Lane does not like
10) Lois Lane does not like the fact that she gets butterflies in her stomach every time she sees Clark Kent and his shit eating grin.
9) Lois Lane does not like the fact that she gets dizzy and light headed every time she looks into Clark's baby blues.
8) Lois Lane does not like the fact that Clark likes to eat strawberries with cream so much. It did absolutely nothing for her verbal skills.
7) Lois Lane does not like the fact that she's started to doodle little hearts on her reporter's notepad.
6) Lois Lane does not like the fact that she is acting more and more Lana Lang each day. Pink never did look good on her.
5) Lois Lane does not like the fact that some blonde bitch is currently draped herself over her Clark.
4) Lois Lane does not like the fact that she has started to refer to Clark as her's. It makes her sound undeniably creepy.
3) Lois Lane does not like the fact that she's starting to rely on Clark more and more. She's never been but independent in her entire life.
2) Lois Lane does not like the fact that she's starting to want the white picket fence and 2.5 children with Clark Kent.
1) Lois Lane does not like the fact that she is in like with Clark Kent.