It was Cream's birthday party. Yellow streamers flowed across the walls. Her Cake was Chocolate ice cream cake. Vanilla had spared no expense on the party. The guests were Amy, Big, Tails, and the Chaotix. Vanilla came to the front of the room.
"Everyone," said she, "we are now bringing out the band." a group of teenagers in polo shirts and slacks came,
"Here We go.
Happy Birthday, Huh
Happy Birthday, Huh
Santa Clause has lost his sleigh,
No more toys on Christmas Day
But Happy Birthday, Huh
Happy Birthday, Huh
Easter Bunny broke his leg,
Blood all over the Easter Eggs,
But Happy Birthday, Huh
Happy Birthday, Huh
Sound of Chainsaws fills the air,
Trees are dying everywhere,
But Happy Birthday, Huh
Happy Birthday, Huh
Now it's time to paddle you
You'll be dead before we're through,
But Happy Birthday, Huh
Happy Birthday, Huh,
Getting closer to the grave,
Think of all the food we'll save,
Happy Birthday, Huh
Happy Birthday, Huh."
Cream's mouth was hanging ajar, and her eyes were wide open, occasionally twitching. All the guests (save for Big) were seething. It was then that the teens realized that singing that song to a six year old was a bad idea. They ended up running out of the house, with all the guests chasing them.
I learned the song from Summer Camp.