A/N Well. Im a HUGE wrestling fan.. Jeff Hardy is my fav. I do not own any characters in this story.. Its Sorta like chatting on the internet, but with WWE Superstars.

Underwear Crisis Chapter 1

Chain Gang Solider: Yo!! Man some lunatic fan girl took my favorite pair of Boxers!!

King Of Kings: Cena?! Are You Mildy Retarted?

Chain Gang Solider: Me? Hell No! Im Pissed.

Money, Money, Yeah Yeah Has Been Added to This Conversation.

Money, Money, Yeah Yeah: Man, Cena What You Yelling About??

Chain Gang Solider: SOMEONE STOLE MY BOXERS!! L

King Of Kings "Well. Go Get A New Pair.

Chain Gang Solider: MAN! You aren't getting it they were my favorite!

King Of Kings: Oh Brother.

Heart Break Kid Has Been Added To This Conversation.

Heart Break Kid: Cena, Some Girl Is In The Caterin Area With Your Man Panties.

Chain Gang Soldier's Status Is Set To Away.

King Of Kings: Lord God.

Money, Money, Yeah Yeah: Man we need to get out sometime really.

King Of Kings: Cena Is Chasing That Girl For His Boxers

The Legend Killer: Umm.. Sorry to interrupt but….Cena Is Chasing A girl….

King Of Kings: Yeah we Know,.. Its For His Boxers…

The Legend Killer: Man We are nuts.

I Love John Cena Has Been Added to this conversation.

Chain Gang Solider: Dammnit! Get Off here And give me My Boxers Back.

I Love John Cena: …. Um……. L

King Of Kings: Cena, Let It Go.

Chain Gang Solider: NEVER ( runs after fan girl)

Heart Break Kid: Man.. Its quiet now (Starts Dancing On A Table, And It Broke)

King Of Kings: ROTFLMAO

Heart Break Kid: OWW!!

Money, Money, Yeah Yeah: Man, I found a pair of boxers on the floor, if you desire it, we will aquire it, how much for the boxers??

I Love John Cena: 500!

Money, Money, Yeah Yeah: SOLD! J (Handed her The Boxers, and received the 500)

Chain Gaing Solider: Why Did You Do That Shad!!

Money, Money, Yeah Yeah: Becuase I Needed A quick Buck, and That Girl Really Liked Your Boxers.

King Of Kings: Oh Lord.

WOO! Has Been Added to this converstation.

WOO! : WOO!!

King Of Kings: Hey Ric.

WOO!: Hey Guys. I think Edge And The Edge Heads Are Gay, They Were Kissing.

Chain Gang Solider: Shit..! Man!! We hafta Put Up With ANOTHER gay person! Wow!

King Of Kings: Yup.

Heart Break Kid: Man Edge tried to make out with me!! (screaming running up and down the halls)

The Legend Killer: Man he woke me up AGIAN!

I Love Dat Money Has Been Added to this conversation.

King Of Kings: Hey JTG

I Love Dat Money: Hey Guys? Whos Screamin in front of my door imma trying to count dat money!

King Of Kings: HBK, Edge is gay and Shawn There Went Nuts,

I Love Dat Money: Ohh (Thinking Everybodys nuts)

Money, Money Yeah, Yeah: JTG, Man we just made 500 bucks!! (singing money, money, yeah yeah,)

I Love Dat Money: ...(Singing Along too)

King Of Kings: Man, Vladamir Just slipped on a piece of ice in the cafateria, and landed crotch first into the corner of our snack bar, then Y2J came in and he was laughing at him, but forgot to breathe... man we are nuts.

Chain Gang Solider: Jeez. Well.. aint my problem.. wasnt he jewish??

Money, Money, Yeah Yeah: Yes I think he was or is whatever

I Love Dat Money: No he is muslim!!

King Of Kings: Guys I think he is german

Money, Money, Yeah Yeah: Ohhh

I Love Dat Money: ...

Vladamir: My Crotch Hurts

King Of Kings: Nice To Know

Vladamir: (Growled At Triple H)

King Of Kings: Sorry, Mr. Vladamir Crotchloft

Vladamir: (Threw Triple H Out His Hotel Window)

Vladamir is Now Offline.

Chain Gang Solider: Well, he is on the top floor

I Love Dat Money: Yup. I almost called Vladamir Coldslaw

Chain Gaing Solider: (Laughing His Ass Off)

Money, Money Yeah Yeah: Vladamir Has A Big Dick Now, I think it swelled

I Love Dat Money: SHAD!!

Chain Gang Solider: Yeah man whats wrong with ya!!

Money, Money, Yeah Yeah Is Now Offline

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