Disclaimer: If I did then I would have Jacob, Edward would have one of my friends, and Bella would die a horrible death. So I obviously don't own it.
A/N: This is what happens after I saw that little part in the 'Vampires Suck' movie trailer with the two fangirls fighting. Enjoy!
Another A/N: Hi! Me again...no offense to fellow Twihards...this is just what happens when you are bored and left alone with the computer. Again...enjoy!
It was a fine October day and Bella and Edward were sitting in the meadow when Edward decided he needed to tell Bella something important.
"Bella, I need to tell you something important." Edward said.
"What is it my love?" Bella asked.
"I'm gay." Edward said.
"WHAT?" Bella said. "HOW CAN YOU BE GAY?"
"I thought you would have realized, I mean, really, I sparkle in the sun. How much gayer can you get?" Edward said.
"Oh well..." Bella said. "I guess there is always Jacob."
"That's the spirit!" Edward said.
Suddenly a girl with a 'Team Edward' shirt on popped up next to them. "Hold it, hold it!" She said. "Edward can't be GAY! He needs to be with Bella! They belong together!"
Another girl, this time with a 'Team Jacob' shirt on appeared next to her. "How did you get here? This is my story!" The girl said.
"Well you are messing it up!" The team edward girl yelled. "So fix it!"
"No! I'm making it right!" The team jacob girl yelled.
The team edward girl pushed the team jacob girl. "You did NOT just push me." The team jacob girl said.
"Well what if I did?" The team edward girl said.
"Then I might just do this..." And the team jacob girl pushed the team edward girl back.
Suddenly the two girls were in a fight containing hair pulling, scratching, and some things that I cannot say in a story rated K.
Meanwhile, Edward and Bella were slowly backing away from the two girls until they had gotten to the far edge of the meadow and they took off running.
The two girls stopped fighting. "Where did they go?" The team edward girl asked.
"I don't know." The team jacob girl said. "Wanna go find Bella and kill her for stealing our men?"
The team edward girl smiled. "Okay."
THE END!
A/N: Hehe. Please review. And remember that this is just for fun. It's not serious or anything. And if you haven't seen the trailer for 'Vampires Suck,' I HIGHLY recommend it. Even though I am a Twilight fan, I am 'DYING' to see this movie...get it? Dying? Vampires? No? Okay then...review!