Disclaimer: All I own in this story is the plot. None of the characters are
mine except Double O Negative. :I None of the story is true either. It's
all FAKE. Just something of my own invention.
P.S. just PRETEND there's a TV screen in front of you OK?
*HOGWARTS*MOST*WANTED*
"Hello. I am Double O Negative. I am here to present to you a very strange story, only found on HOGWARTS MOST WANTED."
*Background music* DA NA DA NA.
"The story I want to present tonight is Harry Goes Hobbit Like. You might find this very strange. If you are ill-adapted to strange things, please, look away."
HOGWARTS GOES HOBBITY
"Harry, I think you're going insane. The whole feet thing is just wrong." Ron exclaimed looking at Harry's huge and grossly hairy feet. "Yeah, I agree with Ron, and please put some shoes on." "Hobbits don't wear shoes." Harry said stubbornly. "Harry! This is not Middle Earth, it's Britain, now please get rid of those plastic feet." "No. This isn't Britain, it's Hobbiton, and I am Frodo Baggins of The Shire!" Harry said standing up on his seat." "Harry, get down! You should never stand on a seat when the train is moving!" Hermione said pulling him back down again.
"Hermione, you can be Arwen who falls in love with Aragorn who is Ron!" "Oh my God." Ron and Hermione said in unison. "It's the stupid Lord of the Rings obsession. Hermione, why did you have to bring it up?" "It's good literature!" "It's making Harry lose his marbles!"
It was then they noticed Harry wasn't there. "Uh oh." Ron said looking at Hermione. They raced out of their compartment and split up looking up and down the train for Harry.
"Harry! Where are you!" Hermione called looking into every compartment with an open door. She suddenly heard giggling. She saw where it was coming from and opened the door.
Sitting on the floor, all wearing big hairy feet and pointy ears, were Harry, Malfoy, Cedric, and Ron. They had all decided to become hobbits. "Hermione come in and be hobbits with us!" Malfoy said looking up at her and grinning. "No!" Hermione wailed as they began to pull her in. "Noooo!!!!! They're pulling me in! They're pulling me in! Noooooo!!!!!!!" and the door slammed shut.
That was the last anyone ever saw of Hermione in her right mind.
When the train arrived at Hogwarts, all 5 of them were suddenly shunted back from being recognized and admired to rejected and horribly insane. But they didn't care. They thought they were in Middle Earth fighting orcs and such. They were crazy and obsessed for the rest of their lives. And poor Mr. Elijah Wood had to sign 100 autographs for each of them so that they would leave him alone. He refused to sign autographs ever again till the end of his days.
P.S. just PRETEND there's a TV screen in front of you OK?
*HOGWARTS*MOST*WANTED*
"Hello. I am Double O Negative. I am here to present to you a very strange story, only found on HOGWARTS MOST WANTED."
*Background music* DA NA DA NA.
"The story I want to present tonight is Harry Goes Hobbit Like. You might find this very strange. If you are ill-adapted to strange things, please, look away."
HOGWARTS GOES HOBBITY
"Harry, I think you're going insane. The whole feet thing is just wrong." Ron exclaimed looking at Harry's huge and grossly hairy feet. "Yeah, I agree with Ron, and please put some shoes on." "Hobbits don't wear shoes." Harry said stubbornly. "Harry! This is not Middle Earth, it's Britain, now please get rid of those plastic feet." "No. This isn't Britain, it's Hobbiton, and I am Frodo Baggins of The Shire!" Harry said standing up on his seat." "Harry, get down! You should never stand on a seat when the train is moving!" Hermione said pulling him back down again.
"Hermione, you can be Arwen who falls in love with Aragorn who is Ron!" "Oh my God." Ron and Hermione said in unison. "It's the stupid Lord of the Rings obsession. Hermione, why did you have to bring it up?" "It's good literature!" "It's making Harry lose his marbles!"
It was then they noticed Harry wasn't there. "Uh oh." Ron said looking at Hermione. They raced out of their compartment and split up looking up and down the train for Harry.
"Harry! Where are you!" Hermione called looking into every compartment with an open door. She suddenly heard giggling. She saw where it was coming from and opened the door.
Sitting on the floor, all wearing big hairy feet and pointy ears, were Harry, Malfoy, Cedric, and Ron. They had all decided to become hobbits. "Hermione come in and be hobbits with us!" Malfoy said looking up at her and grinning. "No!" Hermione wailed as they began to pull her in. "Noooo!!!!! They're pulling me in! They're pulling me in! Noooooo!!!!!!!" and the door slammed shut.
That was the last anyone ever saw of Hermione in her right mind.
When the train arrived at Hogwarts, all 5 of them were suddenly shunted back from being recognized and admired to rejected and horribly insane. But they didn't care. They thought they were in Middle Earth fighting orcs and such. They were crazy and obsessed for the rest of their lives. And poor Mr. Elijah Wood had to sign 100 autographs for each of them so that they would leave him alone. He refused to sign autographs ever again till the end of his days.