AN: A wild story appeared! Dark sends out some shitty writing!
That was dumb, but yeah, new story because I've kinda got some writer's block when it comes to A Fairy's Kiss right now. So, hope you enjoy, please review!
I felt sore all over, like I had been dropped twenty stories then ran over with a steamroller. My entire body felt out of place, and I could barely move, and when I opened my eyes, I felt even worse. The first thing I noticed was the pale blue muzzle that was protruding from my face. I slowly looked at my body, and sure enough, I was met with the sight of four legs of the same color as the muzzle, with each leg ending in a dark blue paw. Even stranger, I seemed to be able to move them perfectly, as if it was my natural body type. I slowly stood up, and glanced around, I seemed to be in the center of a crater, which I couldn't see over the edge of. I slowly began to climb up, but the slope was covered with ice.
"Use your claws silly!" A voice called from behind me, causing me to tumble down back into the center. I stood back up and turned around, and at the top of the crater was a creature I had seen so many times in video games, an espeon. After seeing this pokemon I suddenly realized what had happened, I had turned into a glaceon. I sighed, and felt claws slip out from slits on the tips of my toes. I leapt at the crater rim, curling my toes to dig the claws in. Pulling myself out of the crater was much harder than clinging to it, and I almost slipped again, but as I began to fall, I felt myself float up and be set in a pile of snow.
"Thanks." I muttered, burying my head into a snow drift. I heard a chuckle before the snow on top of my head moved away to reveal the espeon staring at me. I could smell her, which was a weird feeling, and even weirder that I knew it was a female. I stood up and she smiled at me, which was a weird thing to see from a pink fox.
"How did you survive that fall?" She was staring at me with an odd look, and I was starting to freak out.
"What fall, I just woke up down there. I don't even know where we are." I could deduce that I was in the pokemon universe, but I was unsure which one. It seemed like it could be Mystery Dungeon, but I wasn't going to make any bets.
"We're on Mount Coronet, in Sinnoh, and how do you not know what fall, you just dropped from the sky!" She was staring at me with the most incredulous look. Shaking her head, she used psychic to pick me to my feet. "Follow me, and don't fall behind, it's dangerous out here." I sighed and she began to walk in the direction that I instinctively knew was north.
"Where are we going?" I decided to ask after ten minutes of walking through winding mountain paths.
"A place that few have ever seen, however, I can't say what it is at the moment." She began to lead me into a cave, allowing us to descend towards the forest around the foot of the mountain. When we finally reached the bottom of the mountain range, she muttered a few words and I felt reality shift. Out of nowhere, a massive marble building appeared, and the landscape around us changed from a forest into a beautiful valley, speckled with plants that seemed out to be straight out of a story book, as did my whole situation. "You stay here, I have to go talk with someone." The espeon said, breaking my chain of thought, and before I could respond, she sprinted through a massive gate, disappearing from view. I sighed and sat down, and due to lack of experience, I sat on my tail. I winced in pain and readjusted, before laying down and closing my eyes.
I woke up a few minutes later, the espeon staring at me with a smirk. I stood to my feet and blinked slowly a few times, causing her to chuckle.
"Come on, there's someone I want you to meet." She said nodding her head towards the marble structure. I nodded and began to trod after her. When we reached the gate, she simply pressed her nose against it and it swung open.
"Well that was cool, but what's going on?" I said, chuckling internally at my ice pun.
"You'll see, but just keep walking." She seemed to be bouncing in excitement, for what I could only guess. Following her order, I resumed walking, as did she, until we reached what looked like a throne room. However, instead of a throne, there was a large platform, and on top of it, a pokemon I recognized with one glance, Arceus. I just stared, ignoring the bowing espeon next to me. When the massive being in front of me finally spoke, I was shocked.
"Hello there, welcome to my humble abode!" It spoke with a chuckle, causing my jaw to drop. The voice seemed to emanate from inside the Alpha Pokemon, as it had no visible mouth.
"Hi, so, if you don't mind me asking, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!" I yelled, shocking the espeon.
"Wow, so formal, but what else could be expected from someone in your situation, thrust into a world you had believed to be fictional, forced from your human body. To answer your question, you died, and in some cosmic mishap, were sent here."
"And what exactly am I supposed to do now, run around the wild aimlessly?"
"Well, if you are willing, I would like for you to become my knight, as the humans of this world are not so kind to it's other inhabitants."
"Your knight, sure, why the fuck not! I don't have anything better to do, so fine, I'll be your fucking knight." I glared at the ten foot tall god, dwarfing my new two foot vulpine form.
AN: There we go, a new story of a new life. Hope you all enjoyed this, as I had a shit ton of fun writing it. See you all later, and please review.