(Death Battle theme)
Wiz: This is probably one of the most random battles we've ever done!
Boomstick: But who cares?
Wiz: Henry Stickmin, the man of a thousand choices!
Boomstick: And SMG4, the YouTuber with a thousand subs! He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skill to find out who would win a death battle!
Henry Stickmin
Background
• Name: Henry Stickmin
• Age: 28
• Gender: Male
• Height: 6ft
• Weight: 110 lbs
• Appearances: Breaking the Bank, Escaping the Prison, Stealing the Diamond, Infiltrating the Airship and Fleeing the Complex.
• Occupation: Bounty Hunter, Government Operative, Thief, Prisoner, Criminal, Toppat Clan Leader, Convict, Inmate of The Wall Rescue Operative, Fugitive.
• Personality: Sometimes dumb and thoughtless, Risk taker, Obsessed with money, Overconfident, Lucky and Unlucky.
Abilities and Strengths
Very sneaky sometimes loud.
Dodge many things which can be thrown such as bullets.
Travel about 20 feet in 1/3 of a second.
Hold up a heavy drill.
Withstood the weight of a Power Suit.
Survive a height of a 945 feet fall.
Caught a bullet out of air without suffering any damage.
Knows how to drive almost everything
Broke the laws of physics
Sometimes survives damage to himself and to his enemies.
Uses almost every power
Lift a same weight like the Tunisian Diamond
Knows how to use or do almost everything
Teleporter
Randomly teleports everywhere
Henry usually keeps it
The teleporter was first used in crossing the pit
Breaking the Laws of Physics
Henry can be able to break the laws of physics by doing unusual things, which don't make sense.
Henry will use items by doing strange things to it.
In Fleeing the Complex, Henry uses helium to float across the pipe.
In Infiltrating the Airship, Henry leape d across to the vault.
In Breaking the Bank, Henry knotted himself to become a bag without anyone helping him to knot outside.
Fail Trigger
Henry can be able to do a fail screen which can damage himself and his opponent.
The Fail Trigger wasn't used in the series, but it was used in All-Star Battlemania.
Feats
Has weapons from Gadget Gabe
Has the Government, Tophat Clan (Used to) and Ellie on his side
Sometimes very agressive when it comes to fights
Escaped an impossible prison called The Wall
Causes chaos
Uses references to his advantage
Can cause a war
Every time he fails a message will pop up
Weakness and Flaws
Despite some abilities, he's still human
Horrible at aiming
His weapons can do harm to himself
Sometimes unlucky
Never talks (When I mean talk, I mean he can't persuade the person to lead into a trap or trick)
Overconfident
His weapons sometimes can't work
He gets tired easily
SMG4
Background
Real name: Luke Lerdwichagul
Aliases: SuperMarioGlitchy4, SMG4, Luke Lerdwichagul, Glitchy
Species: Human
Age: 18
Occupation: Varies, commonly a Youtuber
Currently the most popular Super Mario 64 machinimist on YouTube
Best friend with Mario (SMG4) (sometimes battling each other over reasons)
Physicality
Strength
Once launched Mario into the sky in just 3/4 hits and a Shoryuken.
Once shot a Mario Head in just 1.5 seconds with just a pistol when he got scared
Threw Mario who weighs 94,324,323,595 kg to the Black Star with ease
Knocked out Mario with a rock
Killed Mario in one punch
Durability
Survived a planet explosion
Survived a helicopter explosion while inside it without a single scratch on him and continue saying "Where's my Burrito?" as if it's nothing
Along with the crew, survived a plane crash without a single scratch while having 2 of the most wanted serial killers on the board (The psychopathic Villager and Enzo)
Survived many explosions
Survived skydiving (without a parachute)
Endured the explosion of a Pingas Missile from the War of the Pingas
Survived a battle against Super Sonic/Sanic
Endured a laser blast from a giant Yoshi
Can survive a keeping his sanity while watching the Luigi Dance
Endured getting sucked by Kirby for a few seconds and only lost his sight for a bit
Survived Mario falling on him from the clouds
Speed & Agility
Has dodged countless rounds of bullets from guns
Picked up and threw a bed at SMG3 in a fraction of a second
Dodged a 360 no scope from Mario
Has outspeed lightning from "Guy"
Went to the sun in 4 seconds
Intelligence
Was able to please Weegee (even though all he says is Weegee)
Skills & Abilities
Character Manipulation
Can control all of the characters on his account whenever he pleases
Only used this ability once
Pingas Cannon
Is activated where his penis should be
Can launch things as large as Mario out at high speeds
Some items can send things as heavy as Wario to the clouds
Explosions
Explodes in extreme anger or extreme fear
Rarely gets scared enough or angry enough to do this skill often
Destroyed Peach's Castle
Kamehameha
It has been implied that SMG4 can perform the Kamehameha in his earlier videos
Has also been implied that it could one shot a magically enraged SMG3
Magic
Has shown conversion magic, being able to convert some objects into others like rocks into babies
Has also shown use of lightning magic
His magic also allows him to fly (although he can fly naturally)
His most powerful spell "Leviosaaa", is a concentrated orb of magic that could destroy all of Hogwarts
Pokémon
Zorua
Used once
Only knows Tackle
Was able to fuck up Mario in 1 move
Arsenal
Shotgun
A standard shotgun
Rarely uses it
Killed the Mario head in 1 hit
The same Mario head that endured the destruction of Earth
Waluigi Launcher
Bought from eBay or a local Wario House
Waluigi's internal bone structure is rearranged to work as a launcher
Lastly, an explosive, most commonly a bomb is wedged between Waluigi's butt, allowing him to be used as a launcher
The more explosives added will make the launch more powerful
Golden Mushroom
Greatly enhances the user power, speed, and endurance
Chainsaw
A regular chainsaw
Sent a butthurt fanboy flying
His Horse (Ssenmodnar 11)
Tastes like shit
With a stroke of its mane it turns into a plane
Can grow two barrels of machine guns on each of its side
Wing Cap
Likely works the same as it does in the games
Like much of his arsenal, he only used this once
Rock
What else do you think it is?
Flamethrower
These are getting really obvious
Rocket LAWNCHAR
It's a rocket launcher
Took out a good chunk of the Nether (from Minecraft)
Handgun
From the looks of it, it is likely a Magnum Research/IMI Desert Eagle Heavy Caliber Pistol
Can wield it with one hand
Killed a Nether Wart with one bullet
Feats
His "super mario 64 bloopers: Who let the chomp out?" video accumulated more than 10 million views in just 7 months
Survives being with Mario on a daily basis
Can pull weapons out of nowhere
Is able to fit in impossible spots very easily
Defeated the Ztar twice
Defeated Mario in 2.5 seconds
Weaknesses
Teletubbies
Too obsessed with his computer/laptop
Still doesn't have his burrito...
Is easily scared by anything related to Justin Bieber
Unlike most Mario characters, SMG4 is incapable of breathing in space
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! It's time to end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
In a prison, Henry Stickmin is sitting down on a bench, looking sadly at the ground. Two police officers walked up to the bars.
"Hey, we got something for you." the first officer said.
"Yeah, but don't expect anything that can help you escape!" laughed the second.
Henry narrowed his eyes as they walked away. He opened the box and smiled, seeing a massive cake. He licked his lips and was about to dig in, before a blue and white plumber popped out with icing all around his mouth.
"Damn that was good!" SMG4 said, smiling. "I could eat it again!"
Henry's jaw dropped before he narrowed his eyes again. He lifted up the box SMG4 was in.
"Whoa, buddy, what are you doing?" asked SMG4.
FIGHT!
Henry slammed the box on the ground and SMG4 face planted the floor. SMG4 stood up and glared at Henry.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" SMG4 shouted in the famous meme voice.
SMG4 landed a few punches on Henry and then kicked him into the wall. Henry bounced backwards and punched SMG4 in the nose. His fat nose slowly turned bright red as a small drop of blood oozed out onto the floor. SMG4 wiped his nose and lifted Henry above his head. Henry panicked and started wriggling around, but SMG4 kept a tight grip and tossed Henry into the metal bars, making a loud "metal hitting metal" sound. SMG4 put his fist next to his head and sprinted at Henry. Henry ducked a punch and SMG4's arm got stuck in between two bars. He struggled to get his arm out while Henry looked at him and grinned. He started rapidly punching and kicking SMG4. SMG4 eventually got his arm free and smacked Henry with a strike to the jaw. Henry rubbed his mouth, before spitting blood into SMG4's eyes. SMG4 turned around and rubbed his eyes while Henry pulled the teleporter out from behind him. Henry fiddled with the controls and pressed the big red button. Henry started to disappear. SMG4 turned around and noticed him.
"Oh no you don't!" SMG4 shouted and he ran at him.
He grabbed Henry's leg and Henry gasped in sudden shock. They both disappeared in thin air. The two police officers came back.
"Did you hear something?" asked the second.
"Probably just a rat." muttered the first.
Outside of the prison, Henry and SMG4 appeared and started falling all the way to the ground. Henry hit the ground back first. He sat up and rubbed his head before looking up. SMG4's ass was heading right for him. Henry gasped and quickly moved out of the way right before SMG4 landed on him.
"Ow my ass!" SMG4 screamed. "My beautiful, beautiful ass! Now you pay!"
SMG4 released his pingas cannon and aimed at Henry. SMG4 shot out Dr Robotnik and he sped towards Henry. Henry pulled out the opacinator and pressed the button. Robotnik went right through Henry. Henry grinned as he went back to normal and SMG4 gulped. Henry slowly walked towards SMG4, who pulled out a handgun. SMG4 shot multiple bullets at Henry, who dodged all of them Matrix style. Henry sprinted at SMG4 and kicked him in the face before throwing him on the ground. A truck started driving towards them and Henry noticed it. He started pushing SMG4 onto the road. Right before the truck hit SMG4, he rolled out of the way. SMG4 pulled out a Pokeball.
"Asura, I choose you!" SMG4 shouted.
Out of the Pokeball came Zorua.
"It's Zorua, dumbass!" Zorua muttered.
"Asura, use tackle!" SMG4 shouted.
Zorua sped towards the truck and head-butted it, knocking it sideways into Henry. Henry's face smacked against the side of the truck and he fell backwards. Zorua was covered in blood.
"Asura nooooooo!" SMG4 shouted. "I should've known better than to make you hit the side of a speeding vehicle!"
Henry slowly got to his feet and he and SMG4 glared at each other. SMG4 pounced at Henry.
"FALCON...PUNCH!" Henry shouted.
He punch SMG4 in the jaw, sending him flying. Henry saw an abandoned car and chased after SMG4. SMG4 smashed through the roof of a museum, landing on a T-Rex skeleton. SMG4 got up and heard a noise. He stared at a door and Henry came through on a scooter, knocking down a few night guards along the way. He sped towards SMG4, who screamed and grabbed the Waluigi LAWNCHER! He filled it up with explosives in the museum and pulled the trigger. Waluigi sped towards Henry at the speed of light. Henry quickly pulled out a shield and deflected him. Waluigi exploded in front of SMG4. SMG4 flew backwards into a wall. Henry hit SMG4 with the scooter as soon as he hit the wall and smashed him through. Covered in rubble, SMG4 got up and brushed the dust off. Henry grinned and pulled out a mushroom.
"HEY! THAT'S CHEATING!" SMG4 shouted.
Henry ate the mushroom and grew extremely big.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" SMG4 screamed.
Henry slowly lifted his foot and aimed it at SMG4. SMG4 screamed and spun in circles. He whistled and along came his horse. SMG4 jumped onto it and out came two machine guns. He fired them at Henry's foot, creating a billion bloody holes, but Henry didn't react. The horse threw SMG4 off of him and Henry stomped on the horse, making a bloody mess.
"THAT'S IT!" SMG4 shouted. "KAMEEEEE HAMEEEEEE...HAAAAAA!"
A beam shot out of SMG4's hands and it blew Henry backwards. He turned back to normal size and fell into a wall. SMG4 grabbed another Waluigi LAWNCHER!, but Waluigi was bandaged and bruised. He filled it with explosives and aimed it at Henry. He slowly put on sunglasses.
"Hasta la vista, baby." SMG4 said, grinning
He blew Henry into a million pieces with blood splattered everywhere.
"Ugh, wait until I tell Mario about the day I had." SMG4 said, gasping for air. "Right after I'm forced to make the fatass some spaghetti."
KO!
Boomstick: Holy crap! What a battle!
Wiz: While Henry knew how to use everything he had in his arsenal, SMG4 has witnessed and survived Henry's attacks!
Boomstick: I mean, for God's sakes, he survived a fucking planet exploding!
Henry Stickmin:
+More intelligence
-Less strength
-Less speed
-Less durability
SMG4:
+More strength
+More speed
+More durability
-Less intelligence
Boomstick: Henry should've just stayed home...oh wait...
Wiz: The winner is SuperMarioGlitchy4!