Hey guys, it's me, The Goon. While working on Haruhi Suzumiya vs Haruhi Fujioka, an idea popped into my head for a Long Feng/DeathNote story, so I went and typed it. I was planning on printing it all as one story, but then noticed it was about 10 pages long. So instead, I split it into three parts and uploaded them separately. This is Part 1 of the story, which is the first three pages.
Don't worry. I'm still working on Chapter 3 of HS vs HF, for those of you who were looking forward to that.
But anyway, here it is. I do not own any Avatar or Death Note characters, or any other familiar names. Except for Kai Jun, Hao Yuni, and Nutkicker the donkey. Those are made up. If you know your Avatar characters, you will know that those three are not part of the real show. Other than that, enjoy!
Long Feng had been betrayed. Azula beat him at his own game. Now the Dai Li turned against him in their conquest for control over Ba Sing Se. He had not anticipated this at all. Things were supposed to go his way. How the hell did it come to this?
"Nice knowing you, Long Feng!" said one of his officers. Long Feng was now facing his prison cell and had been aggressively escorted by three of his former agents. They threw Long Feng in the cell and locked the door.
This wasn't how it was supposed to happen, thought Long Feng, but somehow it's happening. I must find a quick and easy way to kill them all off and take back control of Ba Sing Se. Not that it was mine to begin with.
But first, how do I get out of this prison cell?
For three days, Long Feng had stayed in that cell, and he was being driven nuts! There were some wacky prisoners in Ba Sing Se, and he couldn't take much more of it. In the cell to his left, there was a crazy murderer, but oddly enough, only murdered fire nation soldiers. It was his methods of doing so that got him imprisoned. He would shoot them down with an arrow and then gut them from the inside out…and eat their intestines. Nasty. In the cell to his right, there was a rapist who loved to sneak into villages at night, and prey up on innocent young girls and…well, I'm sure you can imagine the rest. The cell across from him was a donkey. What the hell would a donkey be thrown in prison for?
Never mind the donkey. Long Feng was going nuts. He hadn't had anything more than a roll and a small glass of water for three days. He was starving. He was thirsty. He was desperate. He was suicidal. Then he got that fateful visit.
From Death itself.
He came cloaked in his hood carrying a scythe. "Good evening, Long Feng. I am the Grim Reeper. I can help you."
"How?" asked Long Feng.
"Listen, I have recently been out of business lately. These creeps called the Shinigami are taking my job. It started with them just killing people and ending their lives. But now they send them to Nothingness afterwards! They have no room left for me to do my job!"
"What does that have to do with me?"
"They use these things called a Death Note. If you can steal a couple of them, I'll let you keep one. You can then use it to kill off whoever you want."
"Sounds fair! I'll do it!"
"Not so fast! There's a catch! You have to bring these guys with you!"
"Who are they?"
"This was NOT how I wanted to do this!" cried Long Feng! He had been sent with the rapist, the murderer, and the donkey to the Shinigami Realm in front of the vortex that leads to Earth.
"Not exactly what I wanted, either!" said the murderer, whose name was Kai Jun. The rapist was Hao Yuni and the donkey was Nutkicker. "I just hope whatever parallel world we're going to, there will be plenty of women!" said Hao Yuni. Nutkicker just grunted in response. Whatever their reasons, everyone knew they had to cooperate to get this Death Note. They jumped down and prepared for whatever was ahead of them.
They didn't realize, however, that they would be falling straight towards the ground. They were up in the sky, falling down towards a simple farm in Japan. "WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!" cried out Kai Jun. No we're not, thought Long Feng. He lifted his hands and a huge pillar of rock came rising from the ground. All four of them landed on it. They had stopped falling, but Long Feng then pushed the pillar towards the ground, almost at a faster speed than they were falling.
"WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!" cried out Hao Yuni. No we're not, thought Long Feng. He had reached the farm, and had slowly stopped the rock pillar, and gracefully set it down to the ground. "Easy enough," remarked Long Feng. They looked around them. It was no ordinary farm. It was a farm with dead animals everywhere. Animals had been lying on the ground headless.
"WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!" cried out Nutkicker. No we're…wait, was that the DONKEY? HOW THE HELL CAN THE DONKEY TALK? The three humans looked at Nutkicker in astonishment. "I mean…nyeah!" "I THOUGHT he was a normal donkey," said Hao Yuni. "That works for me!" exclaimed Kai Jun. "Idiots," muttered Long Feng to himself.
They had finally arrived in the city. Everyone had been giving them weird stares, not only because of their clothes, but because they were dragging a donkey along with them! It looks like we're the center of attention in town, thought Long Feng, how will we ever find this Death Note like this? Suddenly, the attention switched from them to a superstar.
"Oh my god!" people exclaimed, "Isn't that girl Misa Misa?"
"Oh, you're right! It's her!"
People then started gathering around the girl. She had a Goth Lolita style dress on. She had two young men on both sides. One looked like a bum. He had a wrinkled, white long-sleeved shirt and jeans with poofy black hair. And he was pale. The other looked very professional and serious, with a sinister glare. Long Feng then gasped at what he saw then. In the purse of the girl, and the backpack of the sinister man, both had a notebook with the words DEATHNOTE printed on the cover.
YES! THIS IS IT, thought Long Feng, REVENGE WILL SOON BE MINE! "NO WAY!" the girl cried, "SOMEONE JUST TOUCHED MY BUTT!" Hearing this statement, Hao Yuni couldn't help but snicker at this statement as impure thoughts came into him hearing the word butt. Long Feng had guessed correctly what triggered his laughter and what he could probably be thinking about. He groaned at how foolish and perverted Hao could be.
By now, the crowd started to walk away, and so did the girl. The sloppy guy started to walk away, and the sinister man got on the phone. Long Feng sat on a park bench with Hao Yuni, Kai Jun, and Nutkicker as they secretly watched the events unfold. The phone call, the surprise of the girl being kidnapped…all of it unfolded before their eyes. Soon, both of them departed. We have to follow that sinister man.
Well that was part 1 of the story. There are 2 more parts to it. I hope you're enjoying it so far!