Trip: Hi! This is our first Invader Zim/Jay and Silent Bob fic! I own Jay
and Silent Bob
Demented Fairy: and i own invader Zim, Gaz, GIR, and Dib. ok, ok. I really don't...but I wish I did!
Trip: Well, at least I own Jay
*Jay gets taken away*
Trip: NO!! *chases after Jay*
DF: *watches Trip run off after Jay* hmph. oh well. i guess it's just me now. make sure to check back for the next chapter.......or you will face the consequences......a room with a MOOSE!
Trip: *Comes back* You forgot, REVIEW!! PLEASE REVIEW!!! *chases after Jay again, Silent Bob trying to keep up*
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"No ears Zim!? Is that part of your skin condition?"
"Yes...."
5 Years Later....
"Remaing forever small Zim?! Is THAT part of your skin condition too!?" Dib demanded once again on the first day of school. The first day of their senior year actually....
"Yes, to you I will be an abnormal little green midget fiend, but YOU Dib will always remain bologne deep down!"
"Bologne? I am not bologne"
"Yes, yes you are, worm baby."
"Sit, dirty children."
Yes, she had them all bewildered, but through all their school careers, Ms. Bitters had been their teacher.
"Ms. Bitters, I need punch now!"
"Punch, Zim?" Dib asked looking oddly at the green alien.
"I mean, I must go!" Zim stood and left the room. In the hallway he saw to stink beasts he had never seen before. One had long blonde, umm, antennas like human's had growing from it's head, and the fat other worm baby, had these antennae from his face as well. The two were talking to Dib's little sibling, Gaz he believed.
Zim stopped and watched them for a minute
"Wait, I know that one chubby worm. His name is Bob, I believe. He's a weird one. THE WORM NEVER SPEAKS!"
Zim then walked over to the trio and stood there staring at Bob. His eye twitching slighty.
"Dude, you're fucked up man," the blonde one stated. Bob nodded his head in agreement.
"Why doesn't he speak! I demand to know why the chubby one doesn't speak!" Zim demanded in his usual spastic manner.
"Dude, he's not fat! He just doesn't fucking crap enough!"
Bob nodded in agreement.
"Ok, so lunchbox, this bitch says we have to go to the office and enroll ourselves, right?"
The blonde was met with a fist in his face.
"Who's the bitch now?" Gaz said, leaning over the man curled up on the floor.
"Why are these old worms enrolling?" Zim asked.
"Secret." he said quickly.
"Who are you any way?"
"I'm Jay, and this is my hetero-life mate, Silent Bob."
Bob waved his hand in a silent response. (what else is new?)
"Silent Bob?" Zim questioned.
"Yeah, duh. He's quiet. Get it?" Gaz retorted.
"You! You disgusting stink beast! You brother is Dib, am I correct?" Zim accused pointing a slender green finger.
"Unfortunately," Gaz replied simply. It was surprising she didn't punch Zim in the face also.
"Wait, I forgot something," she stated quickly before kicking Zim in the stomach. He fell to the floor in a heap while reaching his arm out.
"You will meet your fate slave!" Zim cried before she left leading Jay and Silent Bob to the office. He then lay on the floor scheming for his next plan of revenge.
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"Gaz who are those guys?" Dib asked, pointing at Jay and Silent Bob following them home.
"friends." she answered not looking up from her GS3.
"Friends? it could be a trap."
She hit pause and looked at him, "You realized the only reason your alive i cause dad would ground me for killing you."
"Watch out for Zim."
Gaz tried to ignore the pathetic ramblings of her brother. She moved into his path so that he walked into a mud puddle trying to avoid her. She smiled, and pulled her headphones onto her ears.
Demented Fairy: and i own invader Zim, Gaz, GIR, and Dib. ok, ok. I really don't...but I wish I did!
Trip: Well, at least I own Jay
*Jay gets taken away*
Trip: NO!! *chases after Jay*
DF: *watches Trip run off after Jay* hmph. oh well. i guess it's just me now. make sure to check back for the next chapter.......or you will face the consequences......a room with a MOOSE!
Trip: *Comes back* You forgot, REVIEW!! PLEASE REVIEW!!! *chases after Jay again, Silent Bob trying to keep up*
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"No ears Zim!? Is that part of your skin condition?"
"Yes...."
5 Years Later....
"Remaing forever small Zim?! Is THAT part of your skin condition too!?" Dib demanded once again on the first day of school. The first day of their senior year actually....
"Yes, to you I will be an abnormal little green midget fiend, but YOU Dib will always remain bologne deep down!"
"Bologne? I am not bologne"
"Yes, yes you are, worm baby."
"Sit, dirty children."
Yes, she had them all bewildered, but through all their school careers, Ms. Bitters had been their teacher.
"Ms. Bitters, I need punch now!"
"Punch, Zim?" Dib asked looking oddly at the green alien.
"I mean, I must go!" Zim stood and left the room. In the hallway he saw to stink beasts he had never seen before. One had long blonde, umm, antennas like human's had growing from it's head, and the fat other worm baby, had these antennae from his face as well. The two were talking to Dib's little sibling, Gaz he believed.
Zim stopped and watched them for a minute
"Wait, I know that one chubby worm. His name is Bob, I believe. He's a weird one. THE WORM NEVER SPEAKS!"
Zim then walked over to the trio and stood there staring at Bob. His eye twitching slighty.
"Dude, you're fucked up man," the blonde one stated. Bob nodded his head in agreement.
"Why doesn't he speak! I demand to know why the chubby one doesn't speak!" Zim demanded in his usual spastic manner.
"Dude, he's not fat! He just doesn't fucking crap enough!"
Bob nodded in agreement.
"Ok, so lunchbox, this bitch says we have to go to the office and enroll ourselves, right?"
The blonde was met with a fist in his face.
"Who's the bitch now?" Gaz said, leaning over the man curled up on the floor.
"Why are these old worms enrolling?" Zim asked.
"Secret." he said quickly.
"Who are you any way?"
"I'm Jay, and this is my hetero-life mate, Silent Bob."
Bob waved his hand in a silent response. (what else is new?)
"Silent Bob?" Zim questioned.
"Yeah, duh. He's quiet. Get it?" Gaz retorted.
"You! You disgusting stink beast! You brother is Dib, am I correct?" Zim accused pointing a slender green finger.
"Unfortunately," Gaz replied simply. It was surprising she didn't punch Zim in the face also.
"Wait, I forgot something," she stated quickly before kicking Zim in the stomach. He fell to the floor in a heap while reaching his arm out.
"You will meet your fate slave!" Zim cried before she left leading Jay and Silent Bob to the office. He then lay on the floor scheming for his next plan of revenge.
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"Gaz who are those guys?" Dib asked, pointing at Jay and Silent Bob following them home.
"friends." she answered not looking up from her GS3.
"Friends? it could be a trap."
She hit pause and looked at him, "You realized the only reason your alive i cause dad would ground me for killing you."
"Watch out for Zim."
Gaz tried to ignore the pathetic ramblings of her brother. She moved into his path so that he walked into a mud puddle trying to avoid her. She smiled, and pulled her headphones onto her ears.