once upon a time in taverham there was some tall person who was probably a girl, her name is tatum. then some dude called Alastair came along and wow it's year 7. Faye was going around, hot as usual, and tatum was next to her. when tatum saw alastair she was like"wo lol he's really hot" and faye was like " he looks like a monkey" and alastair flipped his non existent hair and some fell out so tatum caught it and hugged it and then stuffed it down her shirt. after lunch they went to mfl and alastair was talking to ben. (GUYS BTW BEN WADDLES A LOT) ben says "lol hi look at that potatum i wanna be her fwend" and alastair says " i like kidz" . alastair really likes kidz. Tatum wanted to hang out with alastair more than ever before now cause he was so cool. they started hanging out because obvs. when they started hanging out they started losing all of their fwends because of spending so much time together. now they had no one but each other.