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AN: Written bye Silverstiger and Nemesis
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Humor News!!!!!!!
Narrator: Welcome to humor news. Sponsored by oxy moron! Oxy for Ox, and Moron, for the people who actually buy the product. Here are your hostesses Nemesis and Silverstiger!
Nemesis and Silverstiger: That's us!!!!!!
Nemesis: Ok I'm going to change Silverstiger's name to grape.
Grape: Ok!
Nemesis: ok for today's humor news we will talk about our favorite Maverick Hunters, X and Zero!! But first we will introduce you to the rest of the crew.
Grape: Over here we have Cherry, not only one of our reporters, but also the president of the la la land club. Cherry say hi.*points camera towards cherry*
Cherry: *looking up into nowhere* la la la la la la la la
Nemesis: That's how she got elected president of the la la land club. Well anyway here we have our other reporter, Coconut,. * Points camera to coconut*
Coconut: ( waves)
Nemesis: Ok. She's also our paper lady. Well anyway.. Huh? What is it coconut? ( coconut hands nemesis and grape papers)
Nemesis: OMG! News just in! Zero and X were just taken to the mental hospital.
Grape: * gasps *
Nemesis: I know Grape it hurts.
Grape: What happened, you ask? Nemesis, fill us in on the story.
Nemesis: It seems that it all started with Zero dragging X to the local bar for a drink. But then( puts on noice) One drink led to two, two drinks led to three so on and so forth.
Grape: One of the innocent bystanders was so frightened and called the local mentally unstable hospitals When the they arrived Zero and X were dancing on the pool tables singing " I'm Mr. Pippins. Power to the Pippins. MR. Pippins is the fairy that lives in my finger. (Audience gasps)
Nemesis: Yes it was a very tragic story.
Grape: We will now show you footage of X and Zero being forced out of the bar and into the mentally unstable hospital Coconut reported the seen for us.
*now goes to the seen*
Coconut: I am at the seen where X and Zero are trying to be forced out of the bar. We can here crashes and screams. Everybody has been evacuated out of the building. Wait I think some people are coming out. Yes! They have got Zero and X, which seem to be put in some kind of white jacket which prevents them from moving too much. Wait they're saying something ( walks up to X and Zero) Do you to have anything to say for yourselves?
Zero: Mom? Who is that weird girl with the stick.
X: Power to the pippins!!!
Zero: Go Mr. Pippins
Coconut: That's nice. Um.you two are making me feel uncomfortable so I'm just going to go back to humor news. ..This is Coconut, the paper lady and reporter, signing off.
( back at humor news.)
Nemesis: It happens.
Grape: Ok yesterday it seemed that Dr.Cain was doing a weird experiment and..oh well we're still waiting for the story. They won't let Coconut inside the lab. Something about him mixing hazardes chemicals and..* tv turns on * (everybody turns to the tv to see coconut with her microphone.
Coconut: Nemesis, Grape it seems that the libratory blew up.
Nemesis: at least no one was hurt
Coconut: um.Nemesis.Everybody died.
Grape: Yeah but no one was hurt.
Coconut: that's true. Ok I'll be back to humor news to get you your next story.
Nemesis: Ok.. (coconut hands papers to Grape and Nemesis)
Grape: That was fast.
Nemesis: Well anyway.OMG!! Zero and X have escaped.
Grape: Cool..I mean.er.no that's bad. How horrible.
Nemesis: Cool!
Grape: Nemesis?
Nemesis: Well it kind of reminds you of the first time we were in the mental hospital. You remember just a few hours ago we escaped and started this show?
Grape: Oh yeah that's right. They haven't found us yet.
Nemesis: Right on the building it says Humor News and it's just around the corner of the mental hospital...um....................maybe I shouldn't have said that.
( mental hospital guards come walking in)
Guard 1: I new you looked familiar
Guard 2: Get them.(every body starts running around the entire room. Nocks down camera.guard picks up camera and waves..starts running again..
Nemesis and Grape: WAIT!!!
Grape: This is Grape.
Nemesis: and Nemesis.
Nemesis and Grape: * solutes * Signing off !.......
Nemesis.................ok you can chase us again.......
(everybody starts running..........again)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AN: I hoped you like it.
Humor News!!!!!!!
Narrator: Welcome to humor news. Sponsored by oxy moron! Oxy for Ox, and Moron, for the people who actually buy the product. Here are your hostesses Nemesis and Silverstiger!
Nemesis and Silverstiger: That's us!!!!!!
Nemesis: Ok I'm going to change Silverstiger's name to grape.
Grape: Ok!
Nemesis: ok for today's humor news we will talk about our favorite Maverick Hunters, X and Zero!! But first we will introduce you to the rest of the crew.
Grape: Over here we have Cherry, not only one of our reporters, but also the president of the la la land club. Cherry say hi.*points camera towards cherry*
Cherry: *looking up into nowhere* la la la la la la la la
Nemesis: That's how she got elected president of the la la land club. Well anyway here we have our other reporter, Coconut,. * Points camera to coconut*
Coconut: ( waves)
Nemesis: Ok. She's also our paper lady. Well anyway.. Huh? What is it coconut? ( coconut hands nemesis and grape papers)
Nemesis: OMG! News just in! Zero and X were just taken to the mental hospital.
Grape: * gasps *
Nemesis: I know Grape it hurts.
Grape: What happened, you ask? Nemesis, fill us in on the story.
Nemesis: It seems that it all started with Zero dragging X to the local bar for a drink. But then( puts on noice) One drink led to two, two drinks led to three so on and so forth.
Grape: One of the innocent bystanders was so frightened and called the local mentally unstable hospitals When the they arrived Zero and X were dancing on the pool tables singing " I'm Mr. Pippins. Power to the Pippins. MR. Pippins is the fairy that lives in my finger. (Audience gasps)
Nemesis: Yes it was a very tragic story.
Grape: We will now show you footage of X and Zero being forced out of the bar and into the mentally unstable hospital Coconut reported the seen for us.
*now goes to the seen*
Coconut: I am at the seen where X and Zero are trying to be forced out of the bar. We can here crashes and screams. Everybody has been evacuated out of the building. Wait I think some people are coming out. Yes! They have got Zero and X, which seem to be put in some kind of white jacket which prevents them from moving too much. Wait they're saying something ( walks up to X and Zero) Do you to have anything to say for yourselves?
Zero: Mom? Who is that weird girl with the stick.
X: Power to the pippins!!!
Zero: Go Mr. Pippins
Coconut: That's nice. Um.you two are making me feel uncomfortable so I'm just going to go back to humor news. ..This is Coconut, the paper lady and reporter, signing off.
( back at humor news.)
Nemesis: It happens.
Grape: Ok yesterday it seemed that Dr.Cain was doing a weird experiment and..oh well we're still waiting for the story. They won't let Coconut inside the lab. Something about him mixing hazardes chemicals and..* tv turns on * (everybody turns to the tv to see coconut with her microphone.
Coconut: Nemesis, Grape it seems that the libratory blew up.
Nemesis: at least no one was hurt
Coconut: um.Nemesis.Everybody died.
Grape: Yeah but no one was hurt.
Coconut: that's true. Ok I'll be back to humor news to get you your next story.
Nemesis: Ok.. (coconut hands papers to Grape and Nemesis)
Grape: That was fast.
Nemesis: Well anyway.OMG!! Zero and X have escaped.
Grape: Cool..I mean.er.no that's bad. How horrible.
Nemesis: Cool!
Grape: Nemesis?
Nemesis: Well it kind of reminds you of the first time we were in the mental hospital. You remember just a few hours ago we escaped and started this show?
Grape: Oh yeah that's right. They haven't found us yet.
Nemesis: Right on the building it says Humor News and it's just around the corner of the mental hospital...um....................maybe I shouldn't have said that.
( mental hospital guards come walking in)
Guard 1: I new you looked familiar
Guard 2: Get them.(every body starts running around the entire room. Nocks down camera.guard picks up camera and waves..starts running again..
Nemesis and Grape: WAIT!!!
Grape: This is Grape.
Nemesis: and Nemesis.
Nemesis and Grape: * solutes * Signing off !.......
Nemesis.................ok you can chase us again.......
(everybody starts running..........again)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AN: I hoped you like it.