MASTER CHEEF: EMOTONS OF EVIL
CAPTER ON: TH RAVENGE
maser cheef wus shoting aliens wit gon an den he sed "dese alens ar so soopid i tink i take break" so he wnet an tok break wit his friend mr. bob an sed mr bob how ar u den mr bob asploded becuz he was ebil alen masser chef wuz likee "MR BOB NO U WERE FREND" an mr bob's ded body wus all like "no chef i wus jus kidding" so masser chef had a cry.
CATCHPER TOO: THE FOURTHCUMING
ten yeers lator masser cheef wus fiting de ebil alens wen suddenly out of ski de brite ligt cam and sed "masser chef u ar neded" and master chof sed "y now, i on vacaton" an lite sed aloud "cuz u ar evil alen too" an masser chef wus like "no!" an lite sed dat dey culd fix him al up an mak him not alen againymore. an so he wen in lite ship with lots of tecknochocolate and lazors and nice buttons and things and it mad him happy but still scarred so he get operasation to mak him not alen anymoar
CHAPTEN TREE: DA DREEM
masser chef had a drem dat his ol frend mr bob was sanding nex to him an he wus lik "cheef, i sory four wut i did to us" an chef wus lik "no bro it wus alens" an dey walk orf togeder wit smiles and happy and joy
CHAPTOR FOR: DA EN
an den science flew out of masser chef hed as operations wer happenin an den the guise in the light wer lik "ha ha soopid masser chef we ar rely alen guys" dey sed wit claws and sharps teth. an den masser chef was saw de last monser an saw dat de man in lite was realy mr bob the man from before who died an wus alen monster, an he had dreem bout him too. masser chef got out gon an sed "i dun want do dis, frend" and he sed "masser chef, you must" so dey wer fiting a lot with lots of asplosions and things flying and masser chef was getting sadder and sadder as he went. den masser chef saw lightsabersword and sed "it is time i sorry" and he picked up lightsaber sword and put it in ebil doomsdoy devic dat was in the evil lite and the place was all smoke and boom. den he fired de healing gon dat he got ten yers befor at mr bob and the science and bad alen tings flew out and asploded in a boom an den mr bob sed on dying breth "masser chef i lov u lik bro and is tim for me to go" he sed and died. masser cheef sed to him "dun wory, bro, i wil fite alens and win space war. your legacy in space will go in space for space ever.
EPILDOG: THE LAS CHEEF
mastor cheef was nao luking at a big sky but was black like space with lot of sawcers an sheeps flyin' arond an he got in his spacsheep and sed to sky "mr bob u wer great bro an nao i go stop alens". juts den, alen ships landed an alens cam out an sed " masser chef we now u dere, com out and fite" and master chief knew wut had to be done.
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