A/N just a quick one shot! Just some good ol' Kai x Rock...

Summary: After PMing JustCallMeDisc0rd3r about one of my stories, Kai x Rock appeared... Kai is drunk and confesses his love for a rock with googly eyes stuck on it. What's the worse that could happen?

It was a nice day on the bounty; Jay, Zane and Nya were playing a card game (death ace of course), Lloyd and Cole were training/fighting with/against each other, and Sensai Wu was drinking tea. Nothing could possibly go wrong! Unless you count a drunk Kai coming into the picture.

Kai had drank so much alcohol, he was a living gasoline tank. To put it straight, he was dead drunk. So he could literally collapse and fall asleep, and people would be like, "OHMEHGOD! HE'S DEAD! QKSMNKAPFJEJmdwodnkal! /does not compute/" Hiccing away, he made his way to the shared bedroom and pulled a rock out from under his bed. With all the magic he had (glue and googly eyes) Kai had made it beautiful!

Sitting down against the wall, he held the rock to his face. Staring into the slightly odd placed eyes of the rock, he began. "Oh miss -hic!- Beatrice Rock! -hic!- You are abso-hic!-lutely -hic!- -hic!- stunning! It-it would be my pressure? Pleasure? Treasure? Eh... -hic!- To say that I dove? Rove? Wuv? -hic- Go-good enough! -hic!- To say that I lov-love you! -hic!- -hic!- And that I know you feel -hic!- the same way, because I can -hic!- I can -hic!- I can see it in your black googly -hic!- eyes!"

He laughed drunkily to himself and pulled the rock to his chest. "Oh Beatrice! -hic!- Do you not -hic!- Love me black... t-tack... -hic!- BACK! Why do you deny your -hic!- feelings for meh... Do you not love -hic!- -hic!- MEH?! Twell mech Beatrice!" he cried dramatically.

Hearing no answer from the inanimate object, although he was expecting one, he lobbed it. it flew through the wall and right into the side of Jay's head. A thump was heard as Jay collapsed to he ground, a rock with googly eyes by his side.

"Where the fuck did that come from?" Cole asked and picked up the rock. But soon tossing it off the bounty and onto a snake trying to pay on them,knocking him out in the process.

Lloyd shrugged aimlessly and pointed towards the shared rooms. "Somewhere in there Cole. Kai is drunk beyond the beyond and is trying to court different rocks." He said as if it was obvious. Everyone looked at him in shock. How did he know that?

"What? All I did was walk past and I heard mumbling. Turns out that Kai is into rocks when he's drunk. Oh! Also,I filmed it!" Lloyd explained and went back to playing video games.

Back in the shared bedroom with Kai, he had picked up another unfortunate rock and stuck googly eyes on it and even put some lipstick on it. "I -hic!- actually love yoouuuu... more Shaniqua! -hic!- An-nd don't forget it! -hic!- -hic!- "He exclaimed and pulled the rick close.

As Cole went closer towards the room he heard kissing... was Kai kissing a rock? Pfft! No Cole! Don't be rediculous! He's not doing that-

"HOLY FUCK! KAI IS KISSING ROCK CALLED SHANIQUA!" Cole screamed out in shock and ran off, scarred for life from what he had seen.

"Oh Shaniqua... you're such -hic!- a slut!" He and unhappily and threw the rock, hitting Jay on the face, before everyone else knew what was going on.

Kai sighed unhappily and went off to find a new rock to love. "Where did I -hic!- go wrong in my -hic!- -hic!- LIFE?!" He cried sadly and passed out from consuming so much alcohol.

A/N and its a rap! Stupid plot bunny invaded my mind from a private conversation between me and JustCallMeDisc0d3r... drunk Kai is a weird Kai...