The Voices in Heero Yuy's Head
Original Song by Denis Leary
Parody Version by Slashman

Author's Note: More Denis Leary! This time a rather scary parody song. This song's not as well known as Asshole, but just as funny. Oh, and there's profanity here. Just warnin' ya.

I want you to get a Gundam
And on down to Romefeller
I want you to fly up high
High in the sky and vape them all
They don't deserve to live
What did they ever give to you...
Na na na na na!

(Spoken)
You know what I want you to do?
I want you to go up to where all of Relena's little worshippers are, where they're kissing her ass and whispering about you... I want you to say hi, and when they turn around, I want you to stab them in the neck over and over again with their school pins because they... must... PAY! Chop them up into little pieces, get in the Wing Zero, then blow the whole damn school up!

Voices in Heero's head... These are
The voices in Heero's head
These are the voices in Heero's head!

You should dress up like a clown
No wait, that's Trowa Barton's gig
Bark bark howl!

(Spoken by Dr. J)
Heero, you never call me back. I just got the latest mission reports. I don't know why you keep letting that girl live. If you had a father, I don't know what he'd say. I was talking to Dr. K the other day... you know Trowa Barton? He's never blown up his Gundam... Heavy Arms is still in one piece.
Do you secretly have a real life?
Why haven't you killed that girl?
Are you ever going to kill yourself for real? It's about time you took out Oz and yourself in one giant kamikaze, with the Wing Zero, and beam sabres, and laser blasts and lots of blood and...

Voices in Heero's head... These are...
The voices in Heero's head
These are the voices in Heero's head!

Why... why is it every time, I try to fight Zechs something comes up...

(Spoken)
Why is it every time I turn on the television set, I have to hear about Relena and her commitment to total pacifism? Why can't Oz just send a mobile doll unit to the Sanc Kingdom and shut her and the rest of those damned pacifists up!! Dammit, where is Lady Une when you need her??

Why... Why don't they unleash the Epyon...
To destroy every one...
Na na na na na!

Voices in Heero's head... These are...
The voices in Heero's head
These are the voices in Heero's head!