Aliens Vs Predator:Unexpected Guests
Summary: A woman 22 years old is sitting home alone on a Friday night just doing the normal when suddenly a Predator and an Alien invade her home. Tiffa, the beautiful ebony, now has to put up with a Unexpected house guest for who knows how long.
Me: Welcome to my AvP fanfic
Random Yautja I've yet to name: *Random clicking noises and sounds*
Me: Yea yea I know that! Oh sorry readers I'm just chatting with him. Yes I can understand him lawls.
Tiffa:Well can we just get on with the show?
Me: of course my OC.
Disclaimer: I do not own any rights to Alien vs Predator, Alien movies, or Predator movies. This is not in any way made for profit. This is just made for the fun of it and to give the readers the happiness of non-existent pairings*Giggles* So ENJOY!
NOW ON WIT DA BLOODY FIC!
Notice: If you see any Typos I'm sorry but I don't have a beta reader so I kinda edit my stories on my own ^_^' hehe Sorry again. Could you also point them out so I can fix them Thank you!
Chapter One: What the Hell Just Crashed Into My Life?!
-Thoughts/Telepathy-
"Singing"
/Lyrics if any :P/
"Speaking"
"Yautja speaking(Unless used in human anger XD but then it's also in bold :P)"
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It was just a normal Friday night for Tiffa A. Moon and what this means is she has no date, no parties, or anything scheduled. She just sits at home alone like always on her computer checking out stuff on YouTube and . "Hmph nothing new. Wait oh hey a new AvP Rap." Tiffa said clicking on the link and listening to the awesome rap. "Damn this is awesome!" She said and after it was over she liked and added it to her favorites. She then went onto deviant art to submit some of her own AvP pieces. Tiffa looked around her home with a sigh. It's always felt like such a desolate place ever since she was made an orphan. Typical Friday alright for her. Reflect on the past, surf YouTube, read fanfics, make art for deviant art, post it, reflect again. Same thing almost every Friday, -Damn I need to get a life.- She thought sighing again. Tiffa closed her laptop and got up stretching. Suddenly a big thing came crashing through here living room window and crashed onto the coffee table. Tiffa luckily grabbed her laptop before the.. whatever it was broke her table. She looked at it and thought, -Hey wait a minute that looks like... but it can't be! I mean they don't actually exist right? Well Predators could since I have fought them before, the ultimate prey.- What was on her floor in her home was a Yautja, commonly known by humans as a Predator. It appeared to be wounded for it- he was leaking neon green blood everywhere. -Could this night get any worse?- She thought then cursed as a Praetorian stepped through her broken window. The Yautja tried to move but found he couldn't and thought that this was the end as he paid no attention to the Ooman female. That is til she stood in the way of his vision of the Xenomorph. His broken mask still translated what she said but couldn't translate what he said for her since it was broken.
(A/n: It's easier for him to read what she said instead of just listening but he understands English very well... he just can't speak it very well. If that makes sense XD Hehe ON WIT DA BLOODY FIC!)
"Hey asshole! Get the fuck out of my home or else!" Tiffa yelled at the Alien. The thing was a bit taken back. This female had the nerve to tell it what to do. Tiffa looked quickly above her fireplace where her sword was. She had actually fought these things before. They are what made her an orphan because both her parents were marines and that fucker, Weyland, had hired them. He didn't even tell them what they were up against. Tiffa was with them because she was being trained to be a marine by her parents. So the sword she had was actually acid proof. Tiffa knew she had successfully distracted it from it's original prey. She dodged with a roll as the Praetorian lunged for her and grabbed her sword. "I know I swore to never pick up a weapon again after that but this time I'll make an exception." She said as she unsheathed her sword breaking the seal. Tiffa threw the sheath on the floor and dodged the Praetorian's tail. She knew she should probably get the thing outside since it had acid for blood. So she dove through the broken window making sure that the Alien followed. Once outside she attacked, locked in a deadly battle with the Praetorian.
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Now that Yautja inside was a bit confused as to why the human was doing what she did. That is until he saw a photo of her holding a dead Kainde Amedha by it's tail and she was covered in Ooman blood. There was a distant almost sad expression on her face, she probably hadn't even noticed they had taken a photo. She looked really young in the picture, almost too young to be pitted against the Kainde Amedha. In truth Tiffa had been barely 15 when that happened and now she was 22. It had been 7 years since the events took place.
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Back outside Tiffa had finally taken the thing down and looked at her house once she got back to it. She walked over the the broken window and hauled herself back in being careful of the glass on the windowsill. She had a large gash on her shoulder and a few cuts here and there. Tiffa disappeared for a few moments the reappeared. Her wounds were taken care of. She then walked over to the downed Predator. "Come on I'll help you. Besides you're bleeding all over my floor and carpet." She said reaching down to help him up. He knocked her hands away with a growl.
"Look I'm just trying to help you! I could just let you die right here or kill you myself no matter how dishonorable that act would be. Sheesh this is what I get for wishing for something to happen." She glared at the Predator about ready to kill him. Her parents had taught her to never be dishonorable. So she just grabbed his arm anyways and hauled him to his feet. This action surprised him since she would have to have considerable strength to do what she just did. Tiffa placed the Yautja's arm around her shoulders not wincing one bit when his arm hit her wound. "You're gonna have to help me with hauling you to the bathroom. Just lean most of your weight on me and try to walk okay?" She said beginning the trek to the luxurious bathroom.
When they got there she made him sit down on the side of the bathtub, "Alright we have to get that armor off." She said and when she tried he growled. She glared a death glare at him and it actually made him shut up. -This is ridiculous. Why am I afraid of this Ooman female hmph. But she is trying to help me.- he thought and would have rolled his eyes had he not been the warrior he is. Tiffa first took off his mask and didn't at all gasp or gape at his features. She placed the mask on top of the toilet and proceeded to take the rest of his armor off until he was down to nothing but his loincloth. She almost winced at the sight of his wounds but got out her med kit that was in the cabinet under the sink. She then wrapped up his wounds with expertise, meaning she must have wrapped up a lot of wounds over the years. When she was done she took a washcloth, ran it under some hot water, to which the Predator was amazed to see since on his home planet there was barely any water at all. She then washed the caked blood off of his body and cleaned the bathroom. Tiffa looked at her 'unexpected guest' with a sigh. "Come on you can rest on the couch til I get the guest room ready." She said putting his arm back around her shoulders. She walked out of the bathroom and back towards the living room. She laid him down onto the couch and looked at the mess on the floor with a sigh. It was at this moment her cats decided to show themselves as they looked at the new intruder cautiously. Tiffa had three cats, Shadow, Draco, and Angel. Shadow, of course, was all black, had dark ruby eyes, and was a female. Angel was a female and all white with sky blue eyes. Draco was a reddish orange male cat with one bright green eye and one a dark blue. Tiffa shooed them and went to go get the guest room ready.
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The Yautja watched her go into another room then he looked around at the place. It was nicely decorated but barely had anything that made this place hers. Asides from a few photos and paintings hanging on the walls there wasn't much else of interest. He then looked at the computer that was on the side table. He opened it and was surprised when the Yautja saw some of Tiffa's drawings. One that caught his interest was of a predator and a human woman fighting a Queen Kainde Amedha and a few Praetorians. He looked at the laptop and wondered how it worked. The Predator knew that his brother would know since he liked to study Oomans and there habits as well as their technology. -Speaking of my Mei-hswei where is he now?- He thought. They had gotten separated while fighting a bunch of Praetorians so he didn't know where his brother was.
The Yautja put one finger on the mouse pad and moved it cautiously see the white thing on the screen move. He moved it over to another picture and clicked one of the buttons below the track pad. He marveled at this piece of work. It was of a Predalien and a Queen Kainde Amedha fighting a lone human and he noticed the outline of a cloaked predator in the shadows behind the human female. The female was shooting at the two Aliens unaware of the Yautja behind her. The Queen had her head thrown back as if roaring and the Predalien was running at the attacking human. He heard something crash and heard Tiffa cursing. He quickly closed the laptop and laid back down with a quiet sound of pain. That's when one of the cats pounced onto his chest and stared at him.
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Tiffa sighed once again as she made the room up for her 'guest' who was currently on her couch in her messy living room that had a broken window. Tiffa nearly cried at the thought of the work she had to do after this. This was almost the last day of her vacation from work, she looked at the clock. Scratch that it was the last day since it was now almost 2am in the morning. She then knocked over a vase holding some of her favorite flowers. She cursed and bent down to pick up the glass. That's went she saw it. -Oh god is that what I think it is? Um I should get out of here before it attaches itself to my face.- She thought with a gulp quietly backing away. That's when the thing pounced. Tiffa caught it by it's tail and a couple of it's legs. It was a royal facehugger and she wasn't about to let it make her a host. Tiffa glared at the thing and walked over to the open window whose screen was now broken. -So that's how the damn thing got in.- She thought with a twitch of the eye. Tiffa walked over to the window, held it outside, and ripped it's tail and legs off. Then she dropped the thing before any of it's acidic blood could get on her. She continued picking up the glass acting as if nothing happened after closing the window of course. She cleaned up the guest room and then went out to get her guest.
Tiffa was a bit surprised to see her cats around him. They seemed to be studying him just as he was studying them. Tiffa shooed them again and helped him up. "Alright what's your name? I'm Tiffa" She told him.
"Name Lar'ja Thwei (A/n: Dark Blood)" He answered in broken English. Tiffa looked a bit surprised but didn't say anything just nodded.
She laid him down on the bed when they got there and she sighed as she left. She stopped in the doorway and looked back, "Stay here I've got stuff to clean. Just rest Lar'ja" She said leaving. She went into the living room and cleaned up the mess. She then took a large board and covered her window. "Hm I'll have to go into town and get someone to fix that." Tiffa said.
Tiffa lived in the middle of the forest just outside of town it was roughly a 20 minute trip to and from town. She wasn't looking forward to leaving Lar'ja on his own but she had to go get someone to come and fix it.-Ah well I'll worry about it in the morning for now I should sleep.- She thought as she finished. She then went to her room on the second floor and got into bed. Tiffa fell asleep as soon as her head hit her pillow.
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(5 days later: 10 am:)She had a rude awakening when she heard a roar and a cat hiss and growls. She sighed, -I still had hoped that was just a crazy dream but alas no. Oh why me? Do the gods hate me so?- Tiffa thought mentally crying. Her Predator guest had reopened his wound a grand total of ten times and she had no idea how but she had fix him up again anyways always scolding him while doing so. She got up with a growl and stalked out of her room and downstairs to find the just cleaned living room a mess, -How in the nine levels of hell did I not hear this happening!?- Her eyes went wide and her jaw dropped at the sight. The couch was upside down and across the room. Her laptop, thank the gods, had somehow managed to land in a pile of furs that she owned from hunting animals a while back. The end-table was smashed to hell and the picture from that event had it's frame smashed and the award plus the certificate that was in it was somewhere in the room. The mirror she had hanging above the fireplace was across the room as well, smashed to bits. The rug she had lain on the floor was ripped to shreds. Thank the gods it wasn't the one her parents had, that was in the attic. She then heard crashing in the kitchen and strolled over to it. She found her parents' priceless china set smashed on the floor and her toaster across the room. The wall had a hole in it from where it landed. Tiffa by now was shaking with uncontrollable rage. In the middle of the kitchen, Lar'ja Thwei holding Draco by the scruff of his neck. Draco was yowling and hissing. Lar'ja Thwei hadn't noticed Tiffa yet that is until Draco was snatched and thrown across the room and he was slapped across the face. He roared mandibles spread as he turned his head back and glared at the tiny female that dared to strike him. He found her giving him a death glare back and shaking with rage. Her bright ice blue eyes turning so dark that they were almost black in anger.
"You get the fuck back into that room and stay there until I get this mess cleaned up! Or I'll throw you outside to die! Now I've had little to no sleep and I have to clean AGAIN! So if want to fucking stay warm and safe while you heal then fucking go back into the room and don't fucking come out until I'm fucking DONE!" She yelled at him and poked his chest hard a couple of times while speaking. Lar'ja Thwei was taken back for he had never seen her that angry, and had an inkling of fear but did as she said and went back to the room just because he has to respect her and honor her for protecting and tacking care of him in his weakened state. That and taking down a Praetorian all by herself with just a sword. -Speaking of that weapon, where did it go I wonder?- He thought shutting the guestroom door behind him.
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Tiffa looked down at the broken china and with reluctance threw it in the trash after sweeping it up. She then went over and covered the hole with a painting. Tiffa went into the living room and started to clean. She looked at the mantle of the fireplace and realized something. She had left her Katana outside in the cold weather. Winter was almost here and so there was frost every morning instead of dew. She ran outside to grab it only to find it missing as well as the corpse she left. -The hell?! Where'd my sword go?! More importantly where did that thing go?!- She thought kind of freaked out but due to her training it didn't show on her face. The only evidence that it had been there was the burnt ground from it's acid blood. She then realized the forest was silent, too silent. That meant there was a threat nearby. Tiffa looked around without really turning her head so that her enemy wouldn't know that she knew he/she was there. She saw movement out of the corner of her right eye and threw her hidden throwing knife at whatever moved. It hit it's target and the creature roared as it uncloaked automatically. Tiffa realized she was staring at another Predator. That's when she noticed her sword on his back and she growled lowly. The Predator took his wrist blades out and charged the one who struck him. Tiffa dodged by jumping over him and grabbing her sword off his back. Jumping over him was pretty much impossible but she did it somehow. Now she had her sword back and was now able to defend herself. She parried his blades when he made an attempt to wound her. That's when he took out his other wrist blade that was on his other wrist and stabbed her in the stomach. Now this blade was longer and so it almost went all the way through the middle of her body. She coughed up blood and glared, her eyes once again going a dark blue almost black. Tiffa grabbed the blade that was still in her body and pulled herself off of it. She than dodged all three blades and stabbed him in the stomach. -An eye for an eye so to speak.- She thought as she pulled her sword out of the now wounded Predator. Using her agility she stabbed him in the thigh then dodged his blades again and ran away. The Predator couldn't follow her since he could barely walk let alone run. So the Predator decided he would come back and kill her later. He was still amazed that the Ooman had actually wounded him so severely. She would be worthy prey indeed. -If only I could find my Mei-hswei. I'm sure he would love to hunt this little one. Worthy indeed.- He thought limping back to his cloaked ship in the next clearing which was almost a half-mile away.
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Tiffa walked slowly to her home. She had tripped a total of 7 times and left a bloody hand print on a white birch tree. -Great, just fan-fucking-tastic! I left a pretty obvious fucking trail! Mom and dad taught me better then this. What the hell is wrong with me?! Oh well at least I got my sword back though it was a bitch to get back. But I'm glad I got it back since it's kind of a last gift from mom and dad.- She thought finally reaching the clearing that held her house, -I can not did this way! I refuse to! I should be prepared for when the Predator tracks me down and tries to kill me, even if that's only in an hour or so. It's a good thing I'm such a fan of those movies or else I wouldn't know how to deal with those guys. I mean the dudes who wrote those must have known both creatures very well. Well hello battle armor you're finally coming out of the attic and back into use.-
(A/n: What she means is all of the Alien movies, Predator movies, and both AvP movies.)
Tiffa finally reached the front door and opening it with her only free hand witch was the one that was all bloodied from keeping pressure on her wound. When she opened it she was greeted with a really clean living room. This surprised her a bit and she had to lean against the doorway to hold herself up as she marveled at how clean it was. Then she wondered how long she had been gone since it took her way longer to get back to her home because of the potentially fatal wound.
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Lar'ja-thwei looked away from the bathtub as he heard a door open. What really worried him was the smell of fresh blood. So he rushed out of the bathroom and into the living room to see a half-dead Tiffa leaning against the door frame of the front door. Her breath was hard and shallow. Lar'ja Thwei rushed over and caught her as she fell forward. "Teeffha! Teeffha! You hurt! How?" He asked the somehow still conscious woman.
(A/n: Lar'ja was trying to figure out how to work an Ooman bathtub XD)
"I... was attacked and Lar'ja Thwei, it's Tiffa not Teeffha." She said with a small chuckle before wincing in pain, "Alright no... laughing... or anything."
"Who, Tiffa, hurt you?" He asked saying her name correctly this time.
"Oh just another one of your kind. He's going to come back so I need to be ready."She said trying to get out of his grasp.
"No you hurt, need rest. Me take care of you" He said in his kind of broken English. -And it might be my brother, Yeyin-Guan. (A/n: Brave night {Lawls XD})' he thought keeping a hold of Tiffa.
"But but..." She said looking up at his face.
"No, you rest. Me care for you." He said bringing her to the bathroom and getting the med kit from where he saw he put it last night. He opened it and found instructions. -Paya help me it's in fucking Ooman language.- He thought and tried his best to read it. Tiffa helped him as best she could while being a bit sleepy from blood loss. Soon he stopped the bleeding, stitched it up, and was able to bandage her wound. As he did so Tiffa smiled. It was the first smile he's ever seen on her face and he thought, -Wow she should smile more often it suits her. Wait I did not just compliment an Ooman! Man what is wrong with me?-
"Thank you Thwei." She said as he finished before finally passing out. Lar'ja picked her up and brought her up to her room. He then went down to prepare to meet his brother. He was surprised to find his armor, mask, and weapons, in what we humans call the laundry room, all fixed. He wondered how the young woman had fixed his mask.
He put his armor on and it was like it was brand new. Lar'ja-thwei decided he would thank her later. He dressed quickly. Strapping his armor on he took his wrist computer that also held his wrist blades. He then strapped on his Combi-Stick, side blade, Maul*, Shuriken**, Smart Disc***, and his shoulder cannon. Then he placed on his mask and using his wrist com he cloaked. Then he went outside, jumped onto the roof, and waited for whoever it was that was coming to hunt the one who saved him from certain death.
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Tiffa woke up 30 minutes later with a groan. Her wound hurt like a bitch. She then found some painkillers beside her bed on the nightstand thankfully. She took them and in five minutes she couldn't feel the pain anymore thank the gods. She got up, resisted stretching, then went out into the hallway and up into the attic. She found her armor from when she worked with her mother and father. As well as some of the weapons she had used. She didn't touch the weapons, only put her armor on and strapped the only weapon she did touch on. It was one of her favorites and like an old friend. It was her gun that was actually like a Predator's, meaning it used plasma as bullets. It was also like the smart-gun in with it could see through anything even through camouflage like the Predators used. She had made it herself. Along with agility and strength, she had cunning and an inventor's touch. She hadn't been nicknamed Athena by the marines for nothing. So she strapped that one on and put her sword in its resting place on her back. She had found it beside her when she woke. She tied her waist-length hair in a high ponytail and placed her half-face mask on. Now the only thing you could see of her face was her stunning, bright ice blue eyes. Tiffa stretched as much as she could without agitating/reopening her wound. She then carefully crept outside ready for anything.
Once outside she waited for the Predator she knew was hunting her down, unaware of Lar'ja-thwei who was on top of the roof. He hadn't seen her yet either for her armor was heat insulating and the outside would adjust itself to the environment temperature. She had also made this herself. Some companies had tried to get her to come work for them to make more inventions like those and she declined knowing that they'd only be used as weapons. They would also probably fall into the wrong hands and a verrrry long war would start. She closed her eyes and listened to the forest. She knew that her surroundings could tell her much about any threat that comes for her. Suddenly everything got silent and she knew the Predator had arrived.
(A/n: This is what the armor looks like with the mask looking like Sango's from the anime Inuyasha except it's red matching the outfit. media. user/Kryeed/ .html?filters[term]=Female%20armor&filters[primary]=images &filters[secondary]=videos&sort=1&o=7 without spaces of course XD)
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Now the predator was confused. He could read no sings of life or heat.
(A/n: He didn't search the roof since he knows Oomans wouldn't hide out in the open like that :P)
He carefully crept towards the edge of the forest and switched it to normal vision. He wasn't ready for his prey to be in his face with her weapon at his throat. He realized that she had some special armor on that cloaked her from heat sensors and X-ray vision. He swiftly took out his wrist blades and knocked her sword away though it didn't fall out of her grasp like he intending. -Just how strong is this Ooman?!- he thought as he countered, dodged, and attacked Tiffa.
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Lar'ja-thwei was a bit confused when he saw the other Yautja swinging at nothing in the clearing that is until he switched to normal vision. He saw her in her glorious battle outfit and was stunned at how well made it was. He was also baffled at the tech it had. He shook himself from those thoughts and went back to the battle at hand. If he didn't stop them soon, one or both of them would die since they seemed so easily matched. He was going to jump down and stop it when he saw Tiffa get the upper hand. He kind of wanted to see what she would do if she won. He was going to step in if she was going to kill the Yautja for that was his brother, Yeyin-Guan.
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Tiffa was finally gaining the upper hand in the battle. Even if they were practically evenly matched she would win no matter what or at least die trying. The fight had ripped some of the stitches and reopened the wound a bit. Tiffa cut his leg. It was a deep slash that was pretty painful and almost made his leg give out but he forced himself to stay on his feet. Tiffa saw this and went full on attack. She soon defeated him and had him on his knees, sword at his throat. "Do you surrender?" She asked, bright ice blue eyes narrowed. He was silent as if thinking it over. She pressed the tip a little more forcefully against his throat, drawing fluorescent green blood. "Well?" She asked coldly, her eyes now like bright blue fire.
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The Predator was currently wondering what he should do. He had to find his brother so that meant surrendering to this Ooman but he still didn't know what she would do when he did. So it was either deny and get killed, or surrender and get killed or spared. You never know with humans what they'll do to you when they've got you on you're knees like he was.
(A/n: O_O I just thought of that off the top of my head XD)
So the Yautja decide to go with the chance that she might spare him. He bowed his head in defeat and submission.
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Tiffa took her sword away from his throat and held out a hand, "Good choice, didn't want to kill a good warrior such as you." She said with a smirk. Helping him up, she then took a good look at him. His skin was a yellowish green color unlike the greyish black Predator in her home. -Speaking of Lar'ja-thwei, where is he?- She thought looking around.
Lar'ja-thwei uncloaked and jumped down in front of Tiffa. She was a bit startled but didn't show it. She got out of the way as he stepped towards the other Predator.
"Mei-jadhi! You are alright. It is good to see you." He said putting his hand on Yeyin-Guan's shoulder and shaking it in greeting.
"Mei-jadhi, what are you doing here?" Yeyin-Guan asked.
"This Ooman saved my life and took care of my wounds. Speaking of those I think I ripped one open again." Lar'ja-thwei said putting a hand under his armor then looking at it as it was covered in his fluorescent green blood, "Yep I did. Oh well anyways Mei-jadhi, don't kill this Ooman. She is special for she somehow fixed my broken mask. Yeyin-Guan she'll want to fix your wounds since she caused them. She is different from other Oomans, she has honor unlike others of her kind. She's already fixed my woulds quite a few times."
"You're still the same, Mei-hswei. You could never lay still long enough even while you're wounded. Good thing she can cause I've run out of stuff in my med kit." Yeyin-Guan said with a rumbling chuckle. " I knew I should have brought the heavy duty one and before coming here and Kainde Amedhas destroyed most of my ship. So we'll have to wait till the clan ship gets here to get off this rock. That'll probably take about a year or two, possibly three, but before then we should probably take care of the infestation. We've already taken out most of them we just need to kill the queen." Lar'ja-thwei nodded agreeing with Yeyin-Guan.
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Tiffa watched the two Predators talk with a raised eyebrow, -I take it they know each other and are on friendly terms. Oh well that probably means Lar'ja-thwei will finally be leaving. Hmm I think I'm actually going to miss the guy. Wait no! I did not just say I'll miss him, god. It's just blood loss it's just the blood loss.- She thought then noticed Lar'ja-thwei had reopened his wounds again. Tiffa sighed and knew she should probably patch them both up. "Alright you two inside, now please." She said with a sigh. Tiffa knew she should probably patch herself up as well since she reopened her wound once again. It was a good thing the suit kept enough pressure on the wound or else she probably would have bled to death by now. Tiffa sheathed her sword and took the two Yautja inside to get them patched up. Then leaving them on the couch in the living room she went upstairs, took off her armor, cleaned her wound, stitched it back up, and changed into clean clothes. Once done with that she went back downstairs into the living room, looked at the time, and gasped.
"God damnit!" She said face palming.
"Tiffa what wrong?" Lar'ja-thwei asked.
"Well thanks to this little escapade I'm late for work! I was suppose to be there almost an hour ago. Great just great. Good way to get yourself fired." She said the last two sentences more to herself then the two Predators that were currently sitting on her couch. "Alright now I'm leaving. You two stay here and don't touch anything. If I come back and find this place a fucking mess-" She said glaring mostly at Lar'ja-thwei.
"Don't worry, Tiffa was it? I'll keep my brother in line. I'm Yeyin-Guan by the way, Lar'ja-thwei's brother." Yeyin-Guan told her in perfect English. Hey, studying humans had it's perks. Tiffa stared at him for a minute before sighing and turning around to leave.
"You sure it good idea? You hurt." Lar'ja-thwei asked a little concerned.
"I'll be fine after all I've had worse done and survived." She said and that made Yeyin-Guan a bit confused but Lar'ja-thwei knew what she meant, "See you guys in a bit I guess." Leaving, Tiffa grabbed her car keys by the door and left the two Predators alone in her home. That might not have been the best decision but how else was she suppose to keep her job if she called in sick every day.
"Mei-hswei, what did she mean by that?" Yeyin-Guan asked a bit confused. Lar'ja-thwei just got up and walked over to a framed photo. He passed it to his brother and took the certificate and medal that was on top of the fireplace. "This is- but that's..."
"Yes Mei-hswei, she has fought Kainde Amedhas before. I believe they are what killed her family since there are no pictures or any letters from them. It's a touchy subject for her I've found out. You don't want to know what she did when I asked about them." Lar'ja-thwei said with a slight shiver.
"Wait does this Ooman female actually frighten you? Hilarious but how does she frighten you so brother?" Yeyin-Guan asked amused.
"It's the fact that she doesn't fear a thing well at least not anything I'm aware of. That and the fact she ain't afraid to hit either one of us." He answered. Yeyin-Guan looked a bit surprised and intrigued.
"Doesn't fear a thing you say? How interesting..." He said thoughtfully, "How about we go see where she works, what she does for a living."
"And here I thought you were suppose to keep me out of trouble." Lar'ja-thwei said amused and left with his brother to find Tiffa. It wasn't that hard really for Lar'ja-thwei knew what her car looked like and what it's license number was. They were shocked at the place for they didn't think she would work here.
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Tiffa arrived at her work place. It was called Club Chaos, that's right Tiffa worked at a club as a singer. She was met with her glaring only best friend & boss, Sarah. "Just where in the nine levels of hell have you been?! The crowd's waiting we can't keep them entertained for much longer so get your ass in gear and get on stage!" She yelled. Tiffa nodded and rushed to the changing rooms. She got changed into one of her favorite outfits. The color was all black except for the top and it was just the tiniest bit too sexy but who in hell cares?
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without spaces of course) And she has thigh high black tights and black mid-thigh high boots.)
Getting up on the stage she greeted everyone, "Hello everyone! I apologize for being so late but I had some troubles at home and I couldn't come sooner. Again I deeply apologize. Now how about we start of with one of my favorites! End of all Hope!" Tiffa said and the music started.
"It is the end of all hope
To lose the child, the faith
To end all the innocence
To be someone like me
This is the birth of all hope
To have what I once had
This life unforgiven
It will end with birth" Tiffa sang unaware of her two 'guests' who were cloaked and in the shadows.
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Said 'guests' were marveling at the voice she had and the display of emotion on her face. "Lar'ja-thwei, did you have any idea-?"
"No Yeyin-Guan I didn't. Wow she has such an amazing voice even by human standards. Though I have never seen this much emotion. Can't you see it brother?" Lar'ja-thwei said to his brother.
"Yes such sorrow and loneliness in her eyes. I wonder why she let's her guard down here." Yeyin-Guan said thoughtfully. "I got a risky idea but I think she is like a few humans and keeps a diary."
"What's this diary and what are you planning?" Lar'ja-thwei said looking cautiously at his brother not liking where this was going.
"A diary is a book in which Oomans write down their inner most secrets and thoughts. If I am right and Tiffa does keep a diary I think we should read it."
(A/n: Yes I did just write that the Yautja are going to read a diary, or three. XD Anyways I don't care if you think this is all wrong I'm the authoress so I get to decide what happens LAWLS ON WIT DA BLOODY FIC!)
Lar'ja-thwei looked at his brother shocked and astounded at the suggestion, "What?! You want to invade her privacy?! That is not very kind."
"Look Mei-hswei I know I is a bit disrespectful after all that she has done for you but the way she behaves and hot she is rouses my curiosity. Don't tell me she doesn't make you curious cause I know she does." Yeyin-Guan said chuckling quietly.
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"Alright folks I'm going to take a request if you have any." Tiffa said and many people yelled 'Oh me!' or 'I have a request.' "Ah yes you with the silver hair in a high ponytail! Come up to the stage I don't bite hahaha." Tiffa said choosing a girl that oddly enough had silverish hair, "What is your name?"
"Oh um I'm Saphire and uh my request is that you sing Whisper by Evanescence please." She whispered into Tiffa's ear.
"Alright we have a song, cue music." Tiffa said letting the girl go back into the crowd as the music started up.
"Catch me as I fall,
say you're here
and it's all over now,
Speaking to the atmosphere,
No one's here and I fall into myself,
This truth drives me
into madness,
I know I can stop the pain
if I will it all away" Tiffa sang dancing as much as she could with a wound like hers. Another singer (Male singer XD) appeared on stage as Tiffa continued, "Don't turn away,
:Don't give into the pain:
Don't try to hide,
:Though they're screaming your name:
Don't close your eyes,
:God knows what lies behind them:
Don't turn out the lights,
:Never sleep, never die.:"
(A/n: The : symbol is the other person singing. Just thought I'd let you guys know hehe :P)
"I'm frightened by what I see,
But somehow I know that
there's much more to come,
Immobilized by my fear,
and soon to be blinded by tears.
I know I can stop the pain if I will it all away." Tiffa sang and a flood of memories resurfaced from when her parents died. -No don't start crying, Tiffa you'll be fine they're just memories.- She thought holding back some tears.
"Don't turn away,
:Don't give into the pain:
Don't try to hide,
:Though they're screaming your name:
Don't close your eyes,
:God knows what lies behind them:
Don't turn out the lights,
:Never sleep, never die.:" At this point both people began to sing together for this next part, "Fallen angels at my feet.
Whispered voices at my ear,
Death before my eyes,
Lying next to me I fear
She beckons me shall I give in?
Upon my end, shall I begin?
Forsaken all I've fallen for,
I rise to meet the end." They sang then it was instrumental break for a bit. "Don't turn away,
:Don't give into the pain:
Don't try to hide,
:Though they're screaming your name:
Don't close your eyes,
:God knows what lies behind them:
Don't turn out the lights,
:Never sleep, never die.:" Then the song ended.
"Well how about that folks. Anyways choose another." Tiffa said and continued on singing.
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(Several thousand songs later, 10pm:) Tiffa went backstage after saying goodnight to all the club people. -Uhg I can't wait to get home, yet I'm afraid to at the same time. Gods what mess shall I find there now. Ah well at least I can go somewhere before going home cause I need food.- Tiffa thought heading to the changing rooms. "Hey Tiffa wait up! Holy shit you look like you got run over by a two ton truck!" Her friend, Sarah said taking in her appearance.
"Boy don't I feel like it. So what ya need boss." Tiffa said with a teasing tone in her voice.
"Tiffa how many times do I have- wait you're just teasing me aren't you!? Anyways that aside I noticed you looked like you were about to cry earlier. Come sit and tell me what's wrong." Sarah said dragging Tiffa over to a couch.
"Well you know it's just that well I feel so alone sometimes. And some stressful things have been going on at my home and I just want to sit down and cry sometimes." Tiffa said slumped on the couch, staring at the ground.
"Oh Tiffa what's been going on?" Sarah asked.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told ya." Tiffa said sighing.
"Try me, my friend. You know I trust you wouldn't lie to me about anything I mean you even told me how they died. So go on tell me. Please I want to help as much as I can." Sarah said looking at me sadly.
"I know. Alright I'll tell you. Well a few days ago something crashed into my living room through the window. You know those movies AvP, Predator, and Alien? Well they're true because a living breathing Predator crashed right onto my coffee table with a Xeno not to far behind him. I managed to kill the Xenomorph and I've been taking care of the Predator for he was badly wounded and tired. His name is Lar'ja-thwei and then earlier today his brother, Yeyin-Guan showed up and we had a fight. I got severely wounded but so did he so I guess it' fair."
"Wait wounded? Let me see." Sarah said and Tiffa pulled her shirt up a bit to show her friend the angry looking wound. "Whoa you should have called in sick. That's a very serious wound you got!"
"Yea I know but hey I'm still kickin aren't I? So anyways my house guest Lar'ja-thwei has made several messes in my house but it's mostly my cat Draco's fault, that damn cat. Anyways he's also ripped his stitching and wounds open around 14 times. That Predator doesn't know the meaning of bed rest." Tiffa said with a roll of her eyes.
"Well I could say the same thing about you my friend. You just don't know when to stay still or in bed." Sarah said giggling.
"Hey! I had to defend myself and my home slash territory. Lar'ja-thwei's brother was hunting me after all since I did return the favor of the severe wound and he had my sword as well. Ouch!" Tiffa said as she got hit upside the head.
"Well what was your sword doing left out side?! Never mind don't answer just continue."
"Well it's been so stressful trying to keep house order but it's just about all gone to hell. Also I want to warn you, there is a Xenomorph infestation somewhere near the town and that's why people have been going missing. It's because the hive needs hosts so I want make sure you stay safe. Don't go out at night anymore and you should probably start closing this place earlier just till the Hive is dealt with." Tiffa said placing a hand on her friend's shoulder.
"Tiffa... I don't like where this is going. You're gonna go kill those Xenos aren't you?" Sarah said looking at Tiffa with concern.
"Yes I am after all I can't let them overrun my home and steal my only friend away from me now can I?"
"But but you're wounded!" Sarah said trying to find an excuse to keep me from fighting.
"You know I've survived worse since I did after all use to be a Marine in training. Besides I've already broken my oath to never fight again because I had felt the need to save that Predator's life." Tiffa said looking at her friend's sad face with a soft look. "My friend it's time for me to go to the battlefield once again to fight the enemy. Sure I'll wait a bit till I can move around well without ripping my wound open again but I need to get this over with as soon as possible. It's for your safety and mine you know that."
"Yes but what if... what if you get killed?" Sarah said looking like she was going to cry.
"If I do then I won't go down without taking the bitch out with me. You know I still have all my weapons I crafted they're just stowed away. Besides I have weapons that are very effective against Xenomorphs since you know that I did become obsessed with them after they killed the only ones, besides you, who showed me love. You also know that I have single-handedly taken out a hive before with much more fatal wounds then the one I have now."
"Yes I know and you know I just fear for your life since you care so little whether you live or die."
"You know why. It's because I have nothing that really makes me want to live. I have nothing that ties me down to life. Sometimes I do wish there was something like a lover or something like that but I don't think that will ever happen for me. For no one has ever tried to break through the ice I've surrounded my heart in well no one except for you. If I do die then will you take care of my home for me?"
"Nonsense you aren't going to die let's just stop all this talk about death. I promise you I will try to remain safe and if I see one of those monsters I will come live with you." Sarah said, "Even if you do have two unexpected house guests. So which of the two do you think is handsome?" Sarah asked out of the blue with a sly grin. Tiffa blushed and sputter, looking at her friend with great shock.
"W-what? I'm not telling you! But thanks for promising that and I will gladly accept you into my home besides I think I need the company. I just feel so lonely even in my own home. I think it's because there is no life in it, no laughter, no joy, only sorrow and pain. You are welcome to stay with me anytime." Tiffa said with a soft small smile.
"Oh great! Could I maybe move in tomorrow? I haven't told you yet but I'm being kicked out by my now ex boyfriend." Sarah said with a sigh.
"Of course you can. Well I've got to get going. I don't think I'm going to change. Besides I like these clothes hehehe." Tiffa snickered, "Well just call before you come alright?"
"Alright I'll see you tomorrow my friend." Sarah said getting up and walking away with a light bounce in her step.
~End of Chapter One~
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Me: Well there you have it the first chapter of Aliens Versus Predator: Unexpected Guests.
Lar'ja-thwei:*Whining* When will the action start?
Yeyin-Guan: Stop you're whining Mei-hswei! You're a warrior it is embarrassing.
Tiffa: Well thanks for reading! See you in the next installment of Aliens Versus Predator: Unexpected Guest.
Oh and here's the info about some weaps of the preds.
Maul*= The Maul is a personalised designed weapon. It varies in appearance, but its general usage is the same - used in similar style to a sword, but its power is greatly increased by its counter-balanced design. Mostly created from a forged alloy and double-edged, the Maul is capable of being used as a slashing weapon in all arcs of movement; but it can also be spun like the Naginata, to rain a barrage of blows onto a target. Other designs are reminiscent of the 'mace heads' or 'morning stars' of the gladiatorial era - either solid material with protruding spikes, or forged from a metallic alloy and covered in pointed nail-like objects.
Shuriken**= The Shuriken, very similar in characteristics to the Smart Disc, is carried and transported as a flat circular device, but the push of its surface transforms it into a multi-pointed, sharp edged throwing star. Also like the Smart Disc, it is self-charged by an internal power supply. The Shuriken can be thrown at an opponent, or used in hand-to-hand combat if necessary, cutting through many substances with its many razor edges. When thrown, internal computer-controlled gyros (or possibly a remote homing device) returns the Shuriken to its wielder.
Smart Disc***= The Smart Disk is thin and ultra light. This internally powered airborne weapon is crafted of materials that produce the Combi-Stick, easily slicing through an opponent with its devastating razor edges. The blades extend when drawn, bringing it from an oval configuration to a circular one. When thrown, it will leave the thrower's grasp and do severe harm to anything living in its flight path. (It creates a disruptive field around itself, which can cut through the hardest of metals.) Much like a boomerang, it returns loyally to the hand of the thrower, but this is due to electronics, not aerodynamics. The disc will burn out its power core if not picked up by someone within thirty minutes. The diameter is 7 inches when sheathed, 11 inches diameter when in use. Weight is 3.5 pounds. The Elders decree that the concentration needed to retrieve a combat standard disk is not present in minds of young Yuatja, therefore disks are not given until proven they can use it wisely.