The many exploits of Fred and George
Narrator: This is the story of Fred….
Fred: Hurry up
Narrator: Yes, and George and their many amazing
Fred and George: PRANKS
George: Now probably our most amazing has to be the portable bog
Yes now that was funny
We were feeling pretty down as Umbridge
Don't mention THAT
Or IT as we call her. Had nicked our brooms….
Stole our happiness….
And ruined…..
OUR LIVES!
As I was saying so we decided that it was time for our biggest
Best
Most brilliant plan ever
See we had been planning a big thing ever since we started Weasley Wizard Wheezes so we used our….
Portable bog, it was hilarious icle year 7s got stuck all the time…..
Laughed ourselves silly watching them sink, all that happened at the bottom they just fell though onto the 3rd floor onto a mat of course
McGonagall insisted, we think it was pointless as they still sank then fell 20ft
Ha-ha serves them right, that squirt Gregory Pantling….
Oh that git he deserved it, ginger haired pilloks are we I will still show him, I will, I will….
Oh well still, Flitwick saved at bit said he couldn't move it accutally he just wanted to annoy IT
Hermione said it was amazing magic
Well that's high praise
Oh no mums coming
Oh damn haven't cleaned my socks
RRRRRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!
A/N George-
ME
-wrote this there will be lots of mini exploites not massive ones (bit of a slow writer!)
oi i am NOT i just do it thoughorly
SOCKS TIME...