DISCLAIMER: Ok, ok, you all know the drill.. I don't own Invader Zim, I am
not the creator, Jhonen Vasquez is the genius. All hail Jhonen ^^.
Anyway, please do not get upset at me for any of the content within. I am
just a loyal fan *salutes* OK! On with the FANFIC!!!
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~*~*Blast From the Past*~*~
Today is just an ordinary day at Skool. The shadows still hung darkly over it, but beyond was a bright sunny day. It was nearly summer, mid-May, and some people actually had flowers growing. Most everyone was in a good mood. SUMMER BREAK!!! Everyone seemed so happy… everyone, but three people in the class. Well… two people and one alien.
Miss Bitters was at the front of the class, as usual, talking about implosions and how they would occur when 'these poor doomed children' weren't in skool. No one was listening though, everyone was watching the clock intently, urging time to move faster. Two of the kids weren't watching the clock though, but rather were shooting glares and paper wads back and forth at each other.
One was the 'crazy one', with his spiked hair, extremely pale skin, and huge glasses on his HUGE head. Dib was the only one who knew that his rival, the green headed 'freak boy', Zim, was an alien. He also knew Zim was going to try something over the three month long break, and he knew he had to stop him at all cost. For one, Zim seemed fairly smug that day, and two, he hadn't been fighting with Dib as much.
Finally, after what seemed to be an eternity, the bell rang loud through the halls and classrooms. Everyone in the skool cheered loud and stampeded for the door. Dib followed at a walk, picking gum and papers from his hair. Someone behind him must have thought it to be funny or something. He yelped out as he pulled a huge wad of gum (still kind of wet) out of his hair, ripping some out.
Zim smirked at Dib and laughs. He too had a ton of crud in his hair, but he didn't seem to mind, mostly because it wasn't his real hair.
"So ZIM.. What are YOU gonna do for summer? Hmm? Gonna try and blow up stuff? Or take over still? Huh?" Dib was confronting Zim, as usual, trying to pry for information, as well as trick Zim into talking too much again.
"If you MUST know DIB worm.. I! ZIM! Plan on having a normal summer.. like a normal human worm baby.. that I am.." He speed-walk/marches out of the classroom, with Dib following behind, still prying.
Miss Bitters hisses as they leave, and teleports to the office to talk to the instructors there, mostly to get transferred to the position of 6th grade teacher.
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Later that night, at the Membrane residence, Dib was pacing the floor downstairs, waiting for 'Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery'. His sister was, of course, sitting on the couch staring intently on her GS2, hiding her annoyance at Dib, burying it in her game.
"I mean it Gaz.. He's up to something.. but I don't know what.. I got t find out and I am going to find out.. But after Mysterious Mysteries.. This is supposed to be a new episode" he grins slightly and plops down on the couch. "I've been waiting all week to see it."
Gaz mumbles something about doom and Dib meeting it, but didn't take it any farther than that. She was on the last level of her game, and DID NOT! want to be disturbed be anyone.
Just as the hour turned, and the show was coming on, Prof. Membrane entered the room, or at least his floating screen. Dib looked up at it, and Gaz paused her game to listen as well. Their dad was supposed to have been home hours ago to take them out to dinner, but never showed up.
Gaz looked at the screen, her eyes open only slightly, with her annoyance. "Dad, where were you? We were supposed to go to Bloatie's tonight, remember?"
Prof.Membrane looked at them, not answering Gaz's questions. "Not now kids. I am in the middle of a very important break-through and am very busy right now… but I want the two of you to be ready to come down here to witness the unveiling of the PEG2."
Dib quirked an eyebrow, then narrows his eyes, remembering the last time his dad had tried to introduce the PEG. The only reason he had gotten out of that cage was because Gaz had ended up breaking the Dib robot, and she was getting tired of it anyway. She'd never admit it, but they both knew it was true. "Dad? Isn't that a little dangerous? I mean.. didn't you find out it was defective anyway?"
"Son, that is all in the past. We have modified the PEG generator so that it won't blow up after two minutes. I expect you to show up. We are calling a meeting of the people in town tomorrow morning, and we will introduce it tomorrow night. I have much to do now, so I must get back to work. Good night." He ends the transmission.
Dib rolls his eyes and looks at the TV, turning the channel to Mysterious Mysteries, only to see the final credits. "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" and Gaz snickered at him.
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Elsewhere in the town, at Zim's base, Zim was down in his lab working on GIR's guidance system, yet again. GIR was standing on his head, spinning around like a break-dancer. He was breaking everything he came in contact with, and was laughing like a maniac. Zim looked back at him, annoyed. "I see why the human stink beasts call it 'break-dancing'. GIR! Silence!" GIR continues his dancing, until he crashed into a wall and knocked himself out. Zim looked at his robot and shakes his head. "At least he's quiet now…" He finishes the guidance chip as GIR was waking up, and sticks it in him.
GIR scratches his head stupidly and looks at Zim. "Can I watch the 'Scary Monkey Show now?" Before Zim could answer, GIR had turned on the lab TV and starts flipping through the channels.
Zim looks annoyed, then his eyes widen and antenna perk forwards at the sight of something on the screen. "GIR give me the remote." He takes the remote from his little robot, and flips the TV back to the previous channel. "The Dib-human's father? Hmm.."
The TV is playing a conference of sorts, talking in the Prof.'s voice. "…unveil the PEG generator TWO tomorrow. The introduction meeting is at 9:00am and the unveiling will be at 7:00pm. Come…" Zim shut off the TV, eyes wide, then he starts laughing, his dark evil Zim laughter, mixed in with some coughing. That night, he got no sleep as he worked on a plan to sabotage the generator again.
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This is Chapter one, more shall come soon. I know its kinda.. short.. and I guess lame =P but oh well.. it's just the introduction.
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~*~*Blast From the Past*~*~
Today is just an ordinary day at Skool. The shadows still hung darkly over it, but beyond was a bright sunny day. It was nearly summer, mid-May, and some people actually had flowers growing. Most everyone was in a good mood. SUMMER BREAK!!! Everyone seemed so happy… everyone, but three people in the class. Well… two people and one alien.
Miss Bitters was at the front of the class, as usual, talking about implosions and how they would occur when 'these poor doomed children' weren't in skool. No one was listening though, everyone was watching the clock intently, urging time to move faster. Two of the kids weren't watching the clock though, but rather were shooting glares and paper wads back and forth at each other.
One was the 'crazy one', with his spiked hair, extremely pale skin, and huge glasses on his HUGE head. Dib was the only one who knew that his rival, the green headed 'freak boy', Zim, was an alien. He also knew Zim was going to try something over the three month long break, and he knew he had to stop him at all cost. For one, Zim seemed fairly smug that day, and two, he hadn't been fighting with Dib as much.
Finally, after what seemed to be an eternity, the bell rang loud through the halls and classrooms. Everyone in the skool cheered loud and stampeded for the door. Dib followed at a walk, picking gum and papers from his hair. Someone behind him must have thought it to be funny or something. He yelped out as he pulled a huge wad of gum (still kind of wet) out of his hair, ripping some out.
Zim smirked at Dib and laughs. He too had a ton of crud in his hair, but he didn't seem to mind, mostly because it wasn't his real hair.
"So ZIM.. What are YOU gonna do for summer? Hmm? Gonna try and blow up stuff? Or take over still? Huh?" Dib was confronting Zim, as usual, trying to pry for information, as well as trick Zim into talking too much again.
"If you MUST know DIB worm.. I! ZIM! Plan on having a normal summer.. like a normal human worm baby.. that I am.." He speed-walk/marches out of the classroom, with Dib following behind, still prying.
Miss Bitters hisses as they leave, and teleports to the office to talk to the instructors there, mostly to get transferred to the position of 6th grade teacher.
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Later that night, at the Membrane residence, Dib was pacing the floor downstairs, waiting for 'Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery'. His sister was, of course, sitting on the couch staring intently on her GS2, hiding her annoyance at Dib, burying it in her game.
"I mean it Gaz.. He's up to something.. but I don't know what.. I got t find out and I am going to find out.. But after Mysterious Mysteries.. This is supposed to be a new episode" he grins slightly and plops down on the couch. "I've been waiting all week to see it."
Gaz mumbles something about doom and Dib meeting it, but didn't take it any farther than that. She was on the last level of her game, and DID NOT! want to be disturbed be anyone.
Just as the hour turned, and the show was coming on, Prof. Membrane entered the room, or at least his floating screen. Dib looked up at it, and Gaz paused her game to listen as well. Their dad was supposed to have been home hours ago to take them out to dinner, but never showed up.
Gaz looked at the screen, her eyes open only slightly, with her annoyance. "Dad, where were you? We were supposed to go to Bloatie's tonight, remember?"
Prof.Membrane looked at them, not answering Gaz's questions. "Not now kids. I am in the middle of a very important break-through and am very busy right now… but I want the two of you to be ready to come down here to witness the unveiling of the PEG2."
Dib quirked an eyebrow, then narrows his eyes, remembering the last time his dad had tried to introduce the PEG. The only reason he had gotten out of that cage was because Gaz had ended up breaking the Dib robot, and she was getting tired of it anyway. She'd never admit it, but they both knew it was true. "Dad? Isn't that a little dangerous? I mean.. didn't you find out it was defective anyway?"
"Son, that is all in the past. We have modified the PEG generator so that it won't blow up after two minutes. I expect you to show up. We are calling a meeting of the people in town tomorrow morning, and we will introduce it tomorrow night. I have much to do now, so I must get back to work. Good night." He ends the transmission.
Dib rolls his eyes and looks at the TV, turning the channel to Mysterious Mysteries, only to see the final credits. "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" and Gaz snickered at him.
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Elsewhere in the town, at Zim's base, Zim was down in his lab working on GIR's guidance system, yet again. GIR was standing on his head, spinning around like a break-dancer. He was breaking everything he came in contact with, and was laughing like a maniac. Zim looked back at him, annoyed. "I see why the human stink beasts call it 'break-dancing'. GIR! Silence!" GIR continues his dancing, until he crashed into a wall and knocked himself out. Zim looked at his robot and shakes his head. "At least he's quiet now…" He finishes the guidance chip as GIR was waking up, and sticks it in him.
GIR scratches his head stupidly and looks at Zim. "Can I watch the 'Scary Monkey Show now?" Before Zim could answer, GIR had turned on the lab TV and starts flipping through the channels.
Zim looks annoyed, then his eyes widen and antenna perk forwards at the sight of something on the screen. "GIR give me the remote." He takes the remote from his little robot, and flips the TV back to the previous channel. "The Dib-human's father? Hmm.."
The TV is playing a conference of sorts, talking in the Prof.'s voice. "…unveil the PEG generator TWO tomorrow. The introduction meeting is at 9:00am and the unveiling will be at 7:00pm. Come…" Zim shut off the TV, eyes wide, then he starts laughing, his dark evil Zim laughter, mixed in with some coughing. That night, he got no sleep as he worked on a plan to sabotage the generator again.
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This is Chapter one, more shall come soon. I know its kinda.. short.. and I guess lame =P but oh well.. it's just the introduction.